How TF do you Satirize This?

[BricABrac]

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneDating/comments/1d3h1iu/looking_for_a_boyfriend_long_term_relationship/


Hi. I'm Sarah it's nice to meet you all. I'm currently looking for a boyfriend. My hobbies include cooking, baking, knitting, sewing, reading, watching anime, reading manga, reading comic books, reading manhwa, drawing, writing, reading webtoons, cosplaying, photography, gardening, going to farmers markets, going to craft fairs, hiking, exercising, being in nature, going to amusement parks, going to water parks, swimming, diving. I am asexual, omnisexual focused on men, nonbinary people amab, trans men, intersex people, genderfluid people. I am either graysexual or demisexual. Also I am a daredevil, I would love to meet someone who also loves that adrenaline rush. Anyway feel free to message me if you are interested.

yeah yeah, ebil post. Title stands. Wtf? Asexual omnisexual, blatant contradiction if those actually mean anything. Any retard signing up for this is walking into a dead bedroom (unless her greysexuality magically disappears for the 7 inch cock, as it will). Just what the fuck.

 

[Moroccancel2-]

Chad/only rate.

Most probably landwhale.

 

[copemaxx9002]

I am either graysexual or demisexual.

life fuel for grays

 

[Moroccancel2-]

Graysexual

Brocels were always right. All GrAYs are chads.

 

[Moroccancel2-]

life fuel for grays

Beyond lifefuel. RAGEFUEL. Just kill them all

 

[Friezacel]

Thats clearly a troll

 

[BricABrac]

Thats clearly a troll

You're probably right. But I see this shit often. What the fuck are these words?

 

[swarthcel]

She wrote Chad only really wrong there

 

[Emba]

life fuel for grays

Kek!

 

[CruxGammata]

JBG is law.

 

[Immolator]

Percent for iq measurement to see who falls for this shit

 

[qbicus]

Brocels were always right. All GrAYs are chads.

Gray pride

 

[Lonelyus]

What the fuck did i just read?

 

[Ahnfeltia]

life fuel for grays

 

[Ahnfeltia]

self-contradicting word spaghetti

asexual, omnisexual

like am I missing something or do these two terms (which she juxtaposed mind you) straight-up contradict each other

on second thought, maybe this is just LARP

 

[BricABrac]

self-contradicting word spaghetti

like am I missing something or do these two terms (which she juxtaposed mind you) straight-up contradict each other

on second thought, maybe this is just LARP

No they do. That's how you know this is all rank nonsense. But the contradiction is a feature not a bug.

 

[InceldianWarrior]

like am I missing something or do these two terms (which she juxtaposed mind you) straight-up contradict each other

No they do. That's how you know this is all rank nonsense. But the contradiction is a feature not a bug.

They're not contradictory. She is "asexual" aka she isn't physically attracted to anyone or doesn't have a sex drive (or so she claims anyway) but she is omnisexual romantically. In other words, she will date anyone but will fuck nobody.

 

[Ahnfeltia]

But the contradiction is a feature not a bug.

 

[Ahnfeltia]

They're not contradictory. She is "asexual" aka she isn't physically attracted to anyone or doesn't have a sex drive (or so she claims anyway) but she is omnisexual romantically. In other words, she will date anyone but will fuck nobody.

She should've added "romantically" then. A "daredevil" without sex drive huh. Very interesting

 

[Cock'nBalls]

graysexual

hopefuel????

 

[Ahnfeltia]

Asexual omnisexual, blatant contradiction if those actually mean anything

I just noticed you already pointed this out. My bad

 

[Ahnfeltia]

hopefuel????

I'd say go for it, but I just noticed her Reddit username is "Demigirl4567890" with some sorta LGBTFO flag above her Reddit avatar, so maybe best steer clear GrAYman

 

[InceldianWarrior]

She should've added "romantically" then

well... they're usually not the sharpest tools in the shed

 

[Ahnfeltia]

well... they're usually not the sharpest tools in the shed

at least their tools see use