NSFW How tall is a Hobbit and how often do they have sex

[Lonelyus]

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[AutistSupremacist]

idk about height but there was a decently sized community of them in the first LOTR film so I assume they breed quite alot or enough to sustain their population

 

[KinkyKanga]

I'm a hobbit (New Zealandcel) standing at 5-ft 7-in, and I rarely ever have sex.

 

[Lonelyus]

I'm a hobbit (New Zealandcel) standing at 5-ft 7-in, and I rarely ever have sex.

Nigga you better get your hairy hobbit cock out and stick it in some goblina soon!

 

[KinkyKanga]

Nigga you better get your hairy hobbit cock out and stick it in some goblina soon!

 

[SubhumanGamer]

I'd fuck a foid hobbit

 

[Lonelyus]

I'd fuck a foid hobbit

100% WOULD!

 

[SubhumanGamer]

100% WOULD!

Perfect cocksleves

 

[Lonelyus]

Perfect cocksleves

I would also fuck what i create in AI!

 

[ilieknothing]

Average is 3 foot 6 and they have lots of children

 

[Lonelyus]

Average is 3 foot 6 and they have lots of children

Imagine railing a midget thats like 400 years old

 

[Layollyus II]

Average is 3 foot 6 and they have lots of children

Hmm?

 

[ilieknothing]

Imagine railing a midget thats like 400 years old

Only Gollum/Smeagol lived that long due to the one ring. They live to the early 100s on average

 

[KinkyKanga]

I'd fuck a foid hobbit

Me too.

 

[Lonelyus]

Only Gollum/Smeagol lived that long due to the one ring. They live to the early 100s on average

Then how TF was Dildo 110 years old?

 

[ilieknothing]

Then how TF was Dildo 110 years old?

Bilbo had the one ring for a long period of time

 

[Lonelyus]

Bilbo had the one ring for a long period of time

True, Hes the ringmaster!

 

[Lonelyus]

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