Serious how should i kill my self

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

as some of you know i am going to try to seamaxx and if that fails i will end my life i have already a few cool ways to go but i am looking for more options so please let me know

 

[ihaveno1]

Jumping off the plane on ur way back from sea

 

[RandomGuy]

FTW

he is all smiles.

Kentucky couple who wouldn’t sign self-quarantine order put under house arrest

A Kentucky couple says they were placed under house arrest and fitted with ankle bracelets after they refused to sign a self-quarantine order over a positive coronavirus test.

nypost.com

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

Jumping off the plane on ur way back from sea

wouldnt make much of a IMPACT to normies you get the joke

 

[PoodankMcGee]

find a normie houseparty. Walk in. Take out shotgun. Turn your back to them and put shotgun in mouth. Make a big gooey brain mess all over the sex-having scum.

 

[FrothySolutions]

With old age.

 

[based_meme]

as some of you know i am going to try to seamaxx and if that fails i will end my life i have already a few cool ways to go but i am looking for more options so please let me know

Don't. Stay there and copemaxx.

 

[Eschewcel]

Morphinemaxx OD is the last ascension to heaven.

 

[Emba]

With kindness

 

[FinnCel]

Alcohol

 

[Indari]

why would you kill yourself if you are dutch?

 

[Deleted member 25513]

find a normie houseparty. Walk in. Take out shotgun. Turn your back to them and put shotgun in mouth. Make a big gooey brain mess all over the sex-having scum.

 

[blond_elf_bard]

Least effective method possible

 

[Deleted member 23712]

Jumping off the plane on ur way back from sea

That’d leave a legacy

 

[crestfallencel]

take a header off a tall building

bonus points if you hit a foid on the sidewalk

 

[Deleted member 21230]

are you a burgercel? If so just shoot yourself maybe in some famous or crowded place

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

take a header off a tall building

bonus points if you hit a foid on the sidewalk

 

[your personality]

FTW

he is all smiles.

Kentucky couple who wouldn’t sign self-quarantine order put under house arrest

A Kentucky couple says they were placed under house arrest and fitted with ankle bracelets after they refused to sign a self-quarantine order over a positive coronavirus test.

nypost.com

Why did you include that story in this thread?

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Why did you include that story in this thread?

Probably to show other people enjoying their life with their gf, while we sit here and rot. Suifuel

 

[Speedloader]

plEase dont do it bRo

 

[your personality]

Probably to show other people enjoying their life with their gf, while we sit here and rot. Suifuel

Yeah knowing that you will never be ordered to be self quarantined with an attractive gf or wife is indeed suifuel.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

as some of you know i am going to try to seamaxx and if that fails i will end my life i have already a few cool ways to go but i am looking for more options so please let me know

ask @wereqryan or @JohnWickCel

 

[Deleted member 24256]

MOST PEACEFUL: OD ON DRUGS

MOST SWAG: SEPPUKU (like ur avi)

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

wouldnt make much of a IMPACT to normies you get the joke

Go bananas on the plane and open the doors and attack the captain so gravity destroys le plane

not illegal btw

 

[JohnDoe]

Friend found this website, may be useful: Suggested Suicide Method

 

[MuslimMentalcel]

gun.