drunken_sailor2500
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I woke up this morning and coomed, coughed up half a lung because all I do is fucking smoke cigarettes, my only motivation for running errands today was buying a six pack of booze, I got home and drank the entire thing in attempt to forget about how ugly I am, my tolerance went up so being drunk isn’t as pleasurable as if used to be so I just have a fucking headache. I decided to make myself a nice bowl of goyslop, as in ice cream with extra chocolate sprinkles. As I was making the bowl in the kitchen I got in an argument with my mother and sperged out in my hungover state and manically dumped the bowl of ice cream on my face and put it in my hair like gel, then clenched it with my hand to purposely ruin it because fuck it. Now I have no ice cream and just a headache





