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How oldcels spend their birthday

Just LOL @ anyone making me a cake.
 
Incel birthdays are probably the saddest days of the year :feelsrope: It's the day where people are supposed to have fun.
 
Not an oldcel, but I've stopped celebrating my birthday completely after my 17th. Celebrating it implies you are happy to be alive or there's someone you'd like to celebrate it with- it is fundamentally a normalfag activity and not really meant for incels.
I'd completely forgotten about it this year and my aunt calling me in the afternoon was basically what reminded me.
 
Magic the gathering
you can't make that shit up.
 
Dat hairline....if you can even call it that anymore.

MFW he's basically my age.
 
I'm about his age and thank goodness I'm almost nothing like that.
 
A man that is beyond saving.
 
Not an oldcel, but I've stopped celebrating my birthday completely after my 17th. Celebrating it implies you are happy to be alive or there's someone you'd like to celebrate it with- it is fundamentally a normalfag activity and not really meant for incels.
I'd completely forgotten about it this year and my aunt calling me in the afternoon was basically what reminded me.
I'm exactly the same.
 
Not an oldcel, but I've stopped celebrating my birthday completely after my 17th. Celebrating it implies you are happy to be alive or there's someone you'd like to celebrate it with- it is fundamentally a normalfag activity and not really meant for incels.
I'd completely forgotten about it this year and my aunt calling me in the afternoon was basically what reminded me.
Sane.
 
As an oldcel I can tell you this is highly accurate ..
 
i havent celebrated my birthday since i was 13 lol
 
Its so fucking over for scottcels :lul::lul::lul:
 
My birthday party consists of drinking some whiskey.
 
It's magic indeed, as he is a wizard now.
 
sad reacts only
 
I don't really celebrate my birthdays for a long time now. I just get really pensive and sad on them.
 
more like old neets. i will be in my own apartment alone celebrating it with KFC, anime and vidya.
 
When my birthday comes around i tream myself to some cheap whiskey
 
I literally look younger than that guy and I'm 50 soon. And the last time I had a birthday cake was when I was about 9 :feelstastyman: I spent my 49th birthday surrounded by chicks. I was out all day bird watching :feelsokman:
 
Not an oldcel, but I've stopped celebrating my birthday completely after my 17th. Celebrating it implies you are happy to be alive or there's someone you'd like to celebrate it with- it is fundamentally a normalfag activity and not really meant for incels.
I'd completely forgotten about it this year and my aunt calling me in the afternoon was basically what reminded me.

Yeah, the depressing thing about most celebrations is they are not for the person being celebrated as much as they are for the people who care about the person in question. The celebration of your birthday, graduation, whatever, is for all the people that love and care about you wanting to celebrate their love and care for you.

Naturally for incels, the relative few people who loved and cared about us rapidly diminishes as we age until we are left with no one.
 
I stopped celebrating my birthday in my teens. I've never really had a proper birthday party, it was just a family bbq.
I might buy some cheap vodka and listen to mellow music, but that's it.
 
You can just see the sadness in his eye. Fuck the world and his parents gave him a bad DNA recombination. Legit the guy has it worst than many of us.
 
TFW turned 32 a month ago.

At least I don't look 42, I suppose.
 
Incel birthdays are probably the saddest days of the year :feelsrope: It's the day where people are supposed to have fun.
Yeah, even when I was much younger, whenever I would have a birthday party, my parents would invite just about every kid in the neighborhood, and less than 2% of them wouldn't show up. Fuck birthdays
 

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