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Serious How old are you guys?

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I'm a 43 year old genuine oldcel and strongly suspect that I am the unofficial old man of these forums. I know I'm old enough to be the biological father of many of the comrades here, if only I had been fated to be the recipient of the love of foids instead of the target of their fear and derision.
 
The age part I mean?
 
25. So, whats your story?

Lets roll back to twenty years ago, why were you an incel then? Are you a 1/10 looks wise?
 
I am 25 and I ignored my family birhtday celebrations, I am drinking cheap boxed wine until my birthday's passed, life is sucky sucky, I hate every day, a human life means nothing to me
 
Closer to my 30s than i will ever be to my 20s.
~And that´s a good thing, the sooner i get to receive the gift. Yesss.. YESSSS!!!! :feelsmage:aSpiRe... *spell cast into the peripheral void...
 
Thirty Nyan as I say to girls.
 
25. So, whats your story?

Lets roll back to twenty years ago, why were you an incel then? Are you a 1/10 looks wise?
Excellent question comrade. I was once as many of you youngcels are now, living a life of social isolation and having to be subjected to the hedonic depredations of the other constituent members of my generation as an undergrad at university. I eventually decided that I could either resign myself to a life of misery and self-pity or I could become a master of my own destiny and constructively imrpove every facet of my existence so as to make myself superior to all the people whom I held in such contempt. I had been a scrawny, weak, emaciated, jew looking ignorant wretch for most of my young adult life but I was able to effectuate a complete metamorphosis by studymaxxing, learning philosophy, law and literature and gymmaxxing and eventually graduating from law school, acquiring a high status job in academia and being stronger then 99% of the male population. I now see myself as superior to all the sex havers in every way that matters, besides my having been deprived of intimacy.
 
I am 25 and I ignored my family birhtday celebrations, I am drinking cheap boxed wine until my birthday's passed, life is sucky sucky, I hate every day, a human life means nothing to me
There is hope and inspiration on the horizon my young comrade as we are currently devising a masterful strategy whereby we will be able to mobilize fellow incels into a tangible and viable movement in real life.
 
18, fresh out of HS
You are an extremely precocious 18 year old and have wisdom beyond your young years. I would have assumed that you were at least in your late 20's from what I've seen of your posts around here and from our many interactions. And I mean all of this as a compliment, in case that wasn't self-evident.
 
There is hope and inspiration on the horizon my young comrade as we are currently devising a masterful strategy whereby we will be able to mobilize fellow incels into a tangible and viable movement in real life.
I wish there was a local or international inkwell movement atleast then I would find some friends of same age or thereabout
 
There's a search icon at the top right of your screen nigger
Yeah I know, but that last thread was dated back to more then two months ago and since I know there is considerable turnover in these forums, I felt it was time to ask this question once again to get a proper sense of the demographic range as of current.
 
I wish there was a local or international inkwell movement atleast then I would find some friends of same age or thereabout
You've seen that thread I started last night which the mods kindly pinned today haven't you?
 
You've seen that thread I started last night which the mods kindly pinned today haven't you?
I drink regularly to the point of blackout drunkenness it is best to assume I have not
 
Thirty Nyan as I say to girls.
Are you actually 39 and if so, have you career-maxxed yet or are you closer to the NEET end of the spectrum?
 
I drink regularly to the point of blackout drunkenness it is best to assume I have not
Firstly, try not to subject yourself to that sort of physiological abuse as it will take its toll on your liver and kidneys and brain function, if it hasn't already and find a more viable, long-term replacement cope (even smoking weed or consuming edibles is better then getting blackout smashed). Secondly, here is the link to the thread: https://incels.is/threads/why-incels-should-organize-irl.532806/
 
Take consolation in the fact that there are those of us here who have endured that abominable condition far longer then you have my brother.
 
Firstly, try not to subject yourself to that sort of physiological abuse as it will take its toll on your liver and kidneys and brain function, if it hasn't already and find a more viable, long-term replacement cope (even smoking weed or consuming edibles is better then getting blackout smashed). Secondly, here is the link to the thread: https://incels.is/threads/why-incels-should-organize-irl.532806/
I will check it out thank you, this week was a particularly shitty one for me so I am open to all advice bad or good, long term or not
 
I will check it out thank you, this week was a particularly shitty one for me so I am open to all advice bad or good, long term or not
I was a borderline alcoholic myself when I was in my early 20's and probably for many of the same reasons why you seem to be so I do have something of an informed perspective on finding ways to more constructively manage the misery in your life.
 
Excellent question comrade. I was once as many of you youngcels are now, living a life of social isolation and having to be subjected to the hedonic depredations of the other constituent members of my generation as an undergrad at university. I eventually decided that I could either resign myself to a life of misery and self-pity or I could become a master of my own destiny and constructively imrpove every facet of my existence so as to make myself superior to all the people whom I held in such contempt. I had been a scrawny, weak, emaciated, jew looking ignorant wretch for most of my young adult life but I was able to effectuate a complete metamorphosis by studymaxxing, learning philosophy, law and literature and gymmaxxing and eventually graduating from law school, acquiring a high status job in academia and being stronger then 99% of the male population. I now see myself as superior to all the sex havers in every way that matters, besides my having been deprived of intimacy.
:feelsYall: Thanks for answering
 
:feelsYall: Thanks for answering
Your welcome comrade and may my words of elderly incel wisdom resonate clearly with you and your fellow youngcels and give you hope, so that you need not rope.
 
Are you actually 39 and if so, have you career-maxxed yet or are you closer to the NEET end of the spectrum?
I'm neet since 2003. I'm like your sister but instead of taking loads of cum from Chaddam I take loads of welfare money from npc wageslaves.
 
Your welcome comrade and may my words of elderly incel wisdom resonate clearly with you and your fellow youngcels and give you hope, so that you need not rope.
I do not class you as elderly, and I have my own experiences of which I have gained wisdom too. I make my own hope. But glad to hear you've made the most of a not so great situation and are here
 
I'm neet since 2003. I'm like your sister but instead of taking loads of cum from Chaddam I take loads of welfare money from npc wageslaves.
That's funny man. She is actually hooking up with yet another chaddam just this weekend who also happens to be a spine surgeon. The first thing she told me about this guy was that he was 6'2 and "actually kind of hot". I told her that she was just getting on the cock carousel that about two hundred other stacy tiered foids had ridden before her but alas, women have no capacity for reason.
 
I do not class you as elderly, and I have my own experiences of which I have gained wisdom too. I make my own hope. But glad to hear you've made the most of a not so great situation and are here
I was being facetious, jfl. But yeah, you seem to be rather precocious for your age which is something of an endemic characteristic of inceldom. Probably arising from the fact that unlike normies and chads and that rot, we spend much of our time in quiet, studious reflection, thereby affording us a greater opportunity to cultivate our intellectual sensibilities instead of gratifying our hedonic urges.
 
Will be 18 on 31st of October.
 
I was being facetious, jfl. But yeah, you seem to be rather precocious for your age which is something of an endemic characteristic of inceldom. Probably arising from the fact that unlike normies and chads and that rot, we spend much of our time in quiet, studious reflection, thereby affording us a greater opportunity to cultivate our intellectual sensibilities instead of gratifying our hedonic urges.
Absolutely I agree. You have quite the vocabulary man jfl, is refreshing to see that here
 
I will be 30 next month.
 
Absolutely I agree. You have quite the vocabulary man jfl, is refreshing to see that here
I appreciate the compliment man and it means a lot coming from someone whom I hold in high esteem here on the basis of what I've seen thus far of your own post content. I went to law school so my penchant for luxurious prose is a function of my having been a victim of a strenuous liberal arts education. If you haven't done so already, please check out the incel organization/movement thread that I created yesterday as I would be extremely interested in hearing your thoughts and in coopting your assistance. Here it is: https://incels.is/threads/why-incels-should-organize-irl.532806/
 
27. I'll be 28 in December
 
Are you a virgin?
 
36 year old virgin.
I have Avoidant Personality Disorder so I'm to chicken to go to a Hooker, even if i went when she seen how ugly i was and how small my dick is she would probably just openly laugh at me.

To those who are younger, just remember that it doesn't get better. Embrace the Black pill and accept defeat. Getting your hopes up will just lead to more pain.
 
18 nearly 19 years old
 
36 year old virgin.
I have Avoidant Personality Disorder so I'm to chicken to go to a Hooker, even if i went when she seen how ugly i was and how small my dick is she would probably just openly laugh at me.

To those who are younger, just remember that it doesn't get better. Embrace the Black pill and accept defeat. Getting your hopes up will just lead to more pain.
I am similarly situated to yourself and while I don't have avoidant personality disorder, I am definitely on the spectrum and have situational social anxiety, mostly induced by my inability to interact in any meaningful way with foids, whom I never understood. Unlike you're very pessimistic and perhaps more realistic outlook, while I have fully embraced blackpill ideology, I believe that there is some possible future hope for us as a collective, cohesive incel movement. I've been working behind the scenes on these very forums and in the real world to devise a plan to bring incels together and form a community which provides solidarity, camaraderie, emotional and mental support and above all, a sense of abiding purpose. Helping my young brocels out at this point is the most gratifying thing for me and the best means of revenging myself on this unjust soyciety that has denied me pleasure and intimacy all these many years.
 
18, but i geniunely perceive world phenomena through the lens of a deceased old man. 'Cause i've lived so little, but expierenced excruciating suffering.
 
Joined this forum with 19 and now i am 20
 
Joined this forum with 19 and now i am 20
Impressive brother, that is serious commitment right there. I joined this forum when I was 38 and am now 43 so I can relate to your own circumstance.
 

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