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Serious How much surgical/genetic enhancement you would need to compete with Chad?

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Incels, unlike normies, tend to have many deformities.

Whereas a normie might save up his money for jaw surgery, knowing it's the one thing holding him back in life, things aren't so simple for us incels. We often have the weak jaw combined with one or more of the following: hairloss, bad teeth, bad skin, bad frame, below-average height, etc. (the list goes on and on).

Today I looked in the mirror and it occurred to me just how many attributes I'd need to simultaneously fix in order to even be in Chad-lite territory, let alone rival any Chads. And that's not even accounting for the fact that I'm autistic, poor, and just all-around extremely low-status.

It's kind of remarkable actually. I've always known I'm inferior, but never considered just how hopelessly inferior I am. Chads really are just far and away genetically untouchable to us in countless ways.
 
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get some sliding genio, fix your flaws atm, low bf maxx, skincaremaxx and any normie or even under-average tier can go to a chadlite (assuming over 5'6, then he is stuck at normie/hightier if lucky)
 
A lot tbh ngl. Height, weight, etc
 
I'd have to be killed then reincarnated as a white man.
 
A lot.
Now that I started balding, I need even more
 
I would need an increase in height to at least 6'0. I would also need to sharpen some facial features so they're more expressed. This includes bone growth/forward growth.
 
LL to 6'2
Botox lower eyebrows and perhaps morph to a angry one
Maxilla forwarding
Orbital vector implant (not sure about this one)
Cheekfat reduction
Bodyfat reduction in general
Nose job, a reduction and symmetrical nose would be great

My issue mostly stems from a mediocre maxilla and average eyearea and high BF. With these fixed im slaying.

Too bad there's no cure for autism.
 
I would need a skin laser therapy, orbital rim implants, double jaw surgery, buccal fat removal, teeth whitening and leg lengthening and last but not least a rhinoplasty in order to be a Chadlite
 
My face is fat at fucking 14% body fat. Kek. I might have to get my buccal fat pads removed surgically if leanmaxxing doesn't help.

Leg lengthening surgery would help, too.

Too bad nothing can be done for my big bug eyes with upper eyelid exposure.

Hair is also beyond repair. The bald look doesn't suit me, but my hair doesn't suit anyone.
 
I don't know but I need jaw surgery because jaw is law.
 
I just need my jaw fixed tbh
 
It’s not badly recessed but it still looks weak.
same. mine is not recessed but not a chad jawline

our only hope is surgery tbh. jaw is law
 
Nothing much, just a good ol' head transplant.
 
Just a body transplant is all.
 
Eye surgery, nose surgery and leg lengthening.
 
Complete reconstruction of my jaw, 5" leg lengthening, wrist enlargement, lip shrinking, nose job. If an eye area replacement existed I'd have to get it but it doesnt so I guess I'd become a Chadlite if I got all of the above.
 
thats whichfull thinking , but if i say so propably some if not even many
 
I calculated the total cost of procedures before, I think it was over 100k.
 
Jaw implants, Nose job, re-shaping asymmetrical eyes, leg lengthening, looseskin removal would also be very important and something for my non-existent cheekbones.
Even with that I dont know that I would be in Chad-lite territory.
 
LL surgery and/or elevator boots. Fix my nose, get some muscles and then a hair transplant.
 
As much as humanly possible.
 
-Chin implant
-Facial sculpting (remove facial flat) OR cheekbone implants
-Extreme leanmaxxing routine, a lot of cardio like cycling or running. Ensure to eat protein beforehand so that fat gets consumed instead of muscle
-A couple more years of gymceling
-Hope to god that acne goes away by itself
-I would say injecting testosterone but it's really bad for people with acne like me, so I would go for HGH

I'd have to do all of this shit to experience half what Chad does everyday without even trying
 
Only genetically engineered CRISPR babies can compete with Chads. It's over for alreadyborncels.
 
Quiet a few to be fair. Leg lengthening isnt as easy as some say.
 

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