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Serious How many of these holy grail features do you have?

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How many of these 10 features do you have?

- square jaw
- at least 6 ft
- NW1 hairline
- hunter eyes
- 8" dick
- at very least 6 figures earner
- 6 pack
- Neuro Typical
- symmetric and harmonic facial features
- high status (Lawyer/Doctor/Firefighter etc..)

My analysis:
If you have at least 8/10 you are likely a chad.
If you have at least 2/10 you are likely a normie.
If you have less than 2 of these features you are likely posting on .IS
 
If you have less than 2 of these features you are likely posting on .IS
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I'm 6 ft.

I can have 8 inch cock when I PEmaxx.

I can have 6 pack when I leanmaxx.

I can have hunter eyes when I surgerymaxx

I can maybe have a 6 figure job if I successfully tradeschoolmaxx.

At the moment tho I have only one
 
I'm 6 ft.

I can have 8 inch cock when I PEmaxx.

I can have 6 pack when I leanmaxx.

I can have hunter eyes when I surgerymaxx

I can maybe have a 6 figure job if I successfully tradeschoolmaxx.

At the moment tho I have only one
what is pemaxx? also there is no surgery that gives you hunter eyes
 
what is pemaxx? also there is no surgery that gives you hunter eyes
Penis enlargement.

Also I already have upper hooding but I have a lot of sclera show so if I can get a lower eyelid retraction surgery I'll get hunter eyes (or at least close to it)
 
@psyop the question is how long it will last, I am oldcel, NW1 is a distant memory :feelsrope:
 
8 inch dick is way less common than people think
 
- square jaw
No
- at least 6 ft
No
- NW1 hairline
No
- hunter eyes
Maybe, but I need external analysis
- 8" dick
No
- at very least 6 figures earner
No
No
- Neuro Typical
No
- symmetric and harmonic facial features
No
- high status (Lawyer/Doctor/Firefighter etc..)
Maybe in 4-5 years if I don't rope soon
 
NW1 hairline though not ideal square-ish hairline
 
-square jaw
yes

- at least 6 ft
6’2

- NW1 hairline
No balding

- hunter eyes
Got

- 8" dick
9 inch

- at very least 6 figures earner
I make 1 million a year

- 6 pack
8 pack

- Neuro Typical
GIGA nt with lots of connections

- symmetric and harmonic facial features
Yes

- high status (Lawyer/Doctor/Firefighter etc..)
Millionaire extreme status
 
I don't think I have any of those.
 
@psyop the question is how long it will last, I am oldcel, NW1 is a distant memory :feelsrope:
I’m 19 now. Hopefully long enough so I have money for hair transplant saved up
 
truecel tier score tbh
 
- high status (Lawyer/Doctor/Firefighter etc..)
its not high status anymore it was maybe high status in boomer years

high status today is rapper, athlete, social media person, politican or a criminal.
 

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