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How many of these 10 features do you have?

- square jaw
- at least 6 ft
- NW1 hairline
- hunter eyes
- 8" dick
- at very least 6 figures earner
- 6 pack
- Neuro Typical
- symmetric and harmonic facial features
- high status (Lawyer/Doctor/Firefighter etc..)

My analysis:
If you have at least 8/10 you are likely a chad.
If you have at least 2/10 you are likely a normie.
If you have less than 2 of these features you are likely posting on .IS
 
If you have less than 2 of these features you are likely posting on .IS
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I'm 6 ft.

I can have 8 inch cock when I PEmaxx.

I can have 6 pack when I leanmaxx.

I can have hunter eyes when I surgerymaxx

I can maybe have a 6 figure job if I successfully tradeschoolmaxx.

At the moment tho I have only one
 
I'm 6 ft.

I can have 8 inch cock when I PEmaxx.

I can have 6 pack when I leanmaxx.

I can have hunter eyes when I surgerymaxx

I can maybe have a 6 figure job if I successfully tradeschoolmaxx.

At the moment tho I have only one
what is pemaxx? also there is no surgery that gives you hunter eyes
 
If you have at least 2/10 you are likely a normie.
Indeed. I'm a normie in RICELAND but a low-IQ incel in the WEST.
 
:feelsmega: Tell me you're NOT White, nigger?
Black, pretend I never sent that. None of that saves a very ugly face, and I don't want to be called a fakecel...
 
Black, pretend I never sent that. None of that saves a very ugly face, and I don't want to be called a fakecel...
Fair enough brocel. :feelsokman:

But do try to ASCEND man! :feelskek:
 
what is pemaxx? also there is no surgery that gives you hunter eyes
Penis enlargement.

Also I already have upper hooding but I have a lot of sclera show so if I can get a lower eyelid retraction surgery I'll get hunter eyes (or at least close to it)
 
@psyop the question is how long it will last, I am oldcel, NW1 is a distant memory :feelsrope:
 
8 inch dick is way less common than people think
 
- square jaw
No
- at least 6 ft
No
- NW1 hairline
No
- hunter eyes
Maybe, but I need external analysis
- 8" dick
No
- at very least 6 figures earner
No
No
- Neuro Typical
No
- symmetric and harmonic facial features
No
- high status (Lawyer/Doctor/Firefighter etc..)
Maybe in 4-5 years if I don't rope soon
 
NW1 hairline though not ideal square-ish hairline
 
Only two. No way I’m normie tier
 
-square jaw
yes

- at least 6 ft
6’2

- NW1 hairline
No balding

- hunter eyes
Got

- 8" dick
9 inch

- at very least 6 figures earner
I make 1 million a year

- 6 pack
8 pack

- Neuro Typical
GIGA nt with lots of connections

- symmetric and harmonic facial features
Yes

- high status (Lawyer/Doctor/Firefighter etc..)
Millionaire extreme status
 
I don't think I have any of those.
 
@psyop the question is how long it will last, I am oldcel, NW1 is a distant memory :feelsrope:
I’m 19 now. Hopefully long enough so I have money for hair transplant saved up
 
truecel tier score tbh
 
- high status (Lawyer/Doctor/Firefighter etc..)
its not high status anymore it was maybe high status in boomer years

high status today is rapper, athlete, social media person, politican or a criminal.
 
-square jaw
yes

- at least 6 ft
6’2

- NW1 hairline
No balding

- hunter eyes
Got

- 8" dick
9 inch

- at very least 6 figures earner
I make 1 million a year

- 6 pack
8 pack

- Neuro Typical
GIGA nt with lots of connections

- symmetric and harmonic facial features
Yes

- high status (Lawyer/Doctor/Firefighter etc..)
Millionaire extreme status
Okay Giga chad
 
high status today is rapper, athlete, social media person, politican or a criminal.
Depends, at same looks, same salary a foid will 100% chose a doctor or lawyer over a silicon valley code monkey.
 
How many of these 10 features do you have?

- square jaw
- at least 6 ft
- NW1 hairline
- hunter eyes
- 8" dick
- at very least 6 figures earner
- 6 pack
- Neuro Typical
- symmetric and harmonic facial features
- high status (Lawyer/Doctor/Firefighter etc..)

My analysis:
If you have at least 8/10 you are likely a chad.
If you have at least 2/10 you are likely a normie.
If you have less than 2 of these features you are likely posting on .IS
-I'm 6'2
-Don't know wtf NW1 hairline is but my hairline is good and so is my hair (doesn't look good but it's dense)
-6 pack

And yet I'm here. I'd say face and NT is way more important than the other stuff.
 
-I'm 6'2
-Don't know wtf NW1 hairline is but my hairline is good and so is my hair (doesn't look good but it's dense)
-6 pack

And yet I'm here. I'd say face and NT is way more important than the other stuff.
It depends. You can get away if you are a little bit bellow in some points but if you are completely bellow average it can take you from chad to Incel.

For example 5"4 in height, there is pretty much nothing that can save you then.
 
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It depends. You can get away if you are a little bit bellow in some points but if you are completely bellow average it can take you from chad to Incel.

For example 5"4 in height, there is pretty much nothing that can save you then.
I'm bellow average in everything else. Hopefully I'll at least get the money part so I can have better copes.

I'd say being average in everything would give you a better chance than being above in some and bellow in some others. But again, face is simply king
 
Depends, at same looks, same salary a foid will 100% chose a doctor or lawyer over a silicon valley code monkey.
when did i mention code monkey to be high status?
 
I have literally 0 of them
 
-square jaw
yes

- at least 6 ft
6’2

- NW1 hairline
No balding

- hunter eyes
Got

- 8" dick
9 inch

- at very least 6 figures earner
I make 1 million a year

- 6 pack
8 pack

- Neuro Typical
GIGA nt with lots of connections

- symmetric and harmonic facial features
Yes

- high status (Lawyer/Doctor/Firefighter etc..)
Millionaire extreme status
Psl god moggers.is
 
I'm not a six figure earner but I do have six figures in savings.
 
How many of these 10 features do you have?

- square jaw
- at least 6 ft
- NW1 hairline
- hunter eyes
- 8" dick
- at very least 6 figures earner
- 6 pack
- Neuro Typical
- symmetric and harmonic facial features
- high status (Lawyer/Doctor/Firefighter etc..)

My analysis:
If you have at least 8/10 you are likely a chad.
If you have at least 2/10 you are likely a normie.
If you have less than 2 of these features you are likely posting on .IS
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