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Experiment How many of these childhood truecel traits can you check off?

NorwoodVictim said:
I tought this question meant I didn't understand anything about foids.
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I meant that it's self-explanatory that anyone here wouldn't have had any sort of romantic involvement with any foid. :feelsjuice:
 
checked every single one of them except swimming jfl. Brutal
 
FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK
FUCK. :feelsree:
 
Never been in a fight seems weird ngl. Being in fights as a kid is a major truecel trait. Can't let the bullies get away every single time. Except I lost 50% of my fights jfl
 
  1. -Never went on a real "vacation" :no:
  2. -Never had an actual accomplishment :no:
  3. -Didn't have a summer job :yes:
  4. -Never learned to swim (FUCKING BRUTAL) :no:
  5. -Never had a real "birthday party" :no:
  6. -Never had a special birthday celebration :no:
  7. -Didn't buy anything for myself until 18 :no:
  8. -Never went on any kind of road trip :no:
  9. -Hadn't even been outside the general city area of where I live (except for a visit to third world home country) until 18 :no:
  10. -Never been on a flight at all :no:
  11. -Never had a present given to me :no:
  12. -Barely owned anything of my own :yes:
  13. -Never been on a sports team :yes:
  14. -Never good at a sport :no:
  15. -Never been invited anywhere :no:
  16. -Never had an actual talent :yes:
  17. -Never got invited to a party :no:
  18. -Never had friends over at my house :no:
  19. -Anything having to do with foids is self-explanatory :yes:
  20. -Never been given any kind of significant award :yes:
  21. -Never been in a fight :no:
  22. -Barely got any new clothes :yes:
  23. -Never been involved in any sort of high school drama :no:
  24. -Never had friends at all (LEGITIMATELY OVER) :no:
  25. -Not one special summer memory :no:
  26. -Never texted a real person aside from my family until 18 :no:
  27. -Never had friends during high school :no:
It's began for me... I'm a fakecel guys... 7/27
 
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FakeFakecel said:
Never been in a fight seems weird ngl. Being in fights as a kid is a major truecel trait. Can't let the bullies get away every single time. Except I lost 50% of my fights jfl
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A lot of us were either completely invisible and didn't get to interact with enough people to ever get to a fight, or were low T soycucks who simply took the bullying. :feelsjuice:
 
Fors4ken said:
  1. -Never went on a real "vacation" :no:
  2. -Never had an actual accomplishment :no:
  3. -Didn't have a summer job :yes:
  4. -Never learned to swim (FUCKING BRUTAL) :no:
  5. -Never had a real "birthday party" :no:
  6. -Never had a special birthday celebration :no:
  7. -Didn't buy anything for myself until 18 :no:
  8. -Never went on any kind of road trip :no:
  9. -Hadn't even been outside the general city area of where I live (except for a visit to third world home country) until 18 :no:
  10. -Never been on a flight at all :no:
  11. -Never had a present given to me :no:
  12. -Barely owned anything of my own :yes:
  13. -Never been on a sports team :yes:
  14. -Never good at a sport :no:
  15. -Never been invited anywhere :no:
  16. -Never had an actual talent :yes:
  17. -Never got invited to a party :no:
  18. -Never had friends over at my house :no:
  19. -Anything having to do with foids is self-explanatory :yes:
  20. -Never been given any kind of significant award :yes:
  21. -Never been in a fight :no:
  22. -Barely got any new clothes :yes:
  23. -Never been involved in any sort of high school drama :no:
  24. -Never had friends at all (LEGITIMATELY OVER) :no:
  25. -Not one special summer memory :no:
  26. -Never texted a real person aside from my family until 18 :no:
  27. -Never had friends during high school :no:
It's began for me... I'm a fakecel guys... 7/27
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You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors. Women are utterly smitten with you.

Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel.

Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
  • -Never went on a real "vacation" :yes:
  • -Never had an actual accomplishment :yes:
  • -Didn't have a summer job / (hardly if it’s considered one)
  • -Never learned to swim (FUCKING BRUTAL) :no:
  • -Never had a real "birthday party" :no:
  • -Never had a special birthday celebration :yes:
  • -Didn't buy anything for myself until 18 :no:
  • -Never went on any kind of road trip :no:
  • -Hadn't even been outside the general city area of where I live (except for a visit to third world home country) until 18 :no:
  • -Never been on a flight at all :no:
  • -Never had a present given to me :no:
  • -Barely owned anything of my own :yes:
  • -Never been on a sports team :yes:
  • -Never good at a sport :yes:
  • -Never been invited anywhere :yes:
  • -Never had an actual talent :yes:
  • -Never got invited to a party :yes:
  • -Never had friends over at my house :yes
  • -Anything having to do with foids is self-explanatory :yes:
  • -Never been given any kind of significant award :yes:
  • -Never been in a fight :yes:
  • -Barely got any new clothes :yes:
  • -Never been involved in any sort of high school drama :yes:
  • -Never had friends at all (LEGITIMATELY OVER) :no:
  • -Not one special summer memory :yes:
  • -Never texted a real person aside from my family until 18 :yes:
  • -Never had friends during high school :yes:
  • -Never had friends during middle school :yes:
 
PLA1092 said:
You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors. Women are utterly smitten with you.

Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel.

Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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:feelskek: Fuck this edit is as funny as the first time i read it, i wish the part about dms was true
 
  1. -Never went on a real "vacation" :yes:
  2. -Never had an actual accomplishment :yes:
  3. -Didn't have a summer job :yes:
  4. -Never learned to swim (FUCKING BRUTAL) :yes: (I only learned to actually swim in college, my childhood was already long over by then.)
  5. -Never had a real "birthday party" :yes:
  6. -Never had a special birthday celebration :yes:
  7. -Didn't buy anything for myself until 18 :no: (Bought meals for myself on a few school trips, that could count if we're really pedantic.)
  8. -Never went on any kind of road trip :yes:
  9. -Hadn't even been outside the general city area of where I live (except for visiting relatives) until 18 :yes:
  10. -Never been on a flight at all :yes:
  11. -Never had a present given to me :no: (I got Christmas gifts obviously)
  12. -Barely owned anything of my own :yes:
  13. -Never been on a sports team :yes:
  14. -Never good at a sport :yes:
  15. -Never been invited anywhere :yes:
  16. -Never had an actual talent :yes:
  17. -Never got invited to a party :yes:
  18. -Never had friends over at my house :yes:
  19. -Anything having to do with foids is self-explanatory
  20. -Never been given any kind of significant award :yes:
  21. -Never been in a fight :no: (I got beaten up by school bullies a few times, that probably counts)
  22. -Barely got any new clothes :yes:
  23. -Never been involved in any sort of high school drama :yes:
  24. -Never had friends at all :no: (They were bullying me harder than the actual bullies half the time I was with them, but they did seem to think of themselves as my friends.)
  25. -Not one special summer memory:yes:
  26. -Never texted a real person aside from my family until 18 :yes:
  27. -Never had friends during high school :no:(Same as the previous point about friends.)

22/27:feelscry::feelsrope:.
 
PLA1092 said:
Never had an actual accomplishment
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PLA1092 said:
Didn't have a summer job
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PLA1092 said:
Barely owned anything of my own
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PLA1092 said:
Never been on a sports team
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PLA1092 said:
Never good at a sport
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PLA1092 said:
Never had an actual talent
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PLA1092 said:
Anything having to do with foids is self-explanatory
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PLA1092 said:
Never been given any kind of significant award
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PLA1092 said:
Barely got any new clothes
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PLA1092 said:
Not one special summer memory
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gymletethnicel said:
  1. -Never went on a real "vacation" :no:
  2. -Never had an actual accomplishment :yes:
  3. -Didn't have a summer job :no:
  4. -Never learned to swim (FUCKING BRUTAL) :no:
  5. -Never had a real "birthday party" :no:
  6. -Never had a special birthday celebration :yes:
  7. -Didn't buy anything for myself until 18 :no:
  8. -Never went on any kind of road trip :no:
  9. -Hadn't even been outside the general city area of where I live (except for a visit to third world home country) until 18 :no:
  10. -Never been on a flight at all :no:
  11. -Never had a present given to me :no:
  12. -Barely owned anything of my own :no:
  13. -Never been on a sports team :no:
  14. -Never good at a sport :no:
  15. -Never been invited anywhere :yes:
  16. -Never had an actual talent :yes:
  17. -Never got invited to a party :yes:
  18. -Never had friends over at my house :no:
  19. -Anything having to do with foids is self-explanatory :yes:
  20. -Never been given any kind of significant award :yes:
  21. -Never been in a fight :no::no::no::no::no::no: GOT IN MANY FIGHTS ACTUALLY
  22. -Barely got any new clothes :no:
  23. -Never been involved in any sort of high school drama :no:I WAS THE CENTER OF HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA AT ONE POINT
  24. -Never had friends at all (LEGITIMATELY OVER) :no:
  25. -Not one special summer memory:yes:
  26. -Never texted a real person aside from my family until 18 :no:
  27. -Never had friends during high school :no:
8 out of 27. Guess I'm Chad.
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You mog me. I thought you grew up in a muzzie family? Though I know Arabs in the West are usually more secular and laid-back. :ping:
 
Can't relate to this list, it applies more to whitecels. Having birthday parties, being invited to parties, going to vacations etc isn't the norm among ethnics where i live
 
-Never went on a real "vacation" :yes: (only visiting relatives in other European countries or Pakistan)
-Never had an actual accomplishment :yes:
-Didn't have a summer job :yes:
-Never learned to swim (FUCKING BRUTAL) :no:
-Never had a real "birthday party" :yes:
-Never had a special birthday celebration :yes:
-Didn't buy anything for myself until 18 :yes:
-Never went on any kind of road trip :yes:
-Hadn't even been outside the general city area of where I live (except for a visit to third world home country) until 18 :no:
-Never been on a flight at all :no:
-Never had a present given to me :yes:
-Barely owned anything of my own :no:
-Never been on a sports team :yes:
-Never good at a sport :yes:
-Never been invited anywhere :yes:
-Never had an actual talent :yes:
-Never got invited to a party :yes:
-Never had friends over at my house :no:
-Anything having to do with foids is self-explanatory
-Never been given any kind of significant award :yes:
-Never been in a fight :no:
-Barely got any new clothes :yes:
-Never been involved in any sort of high school drama :yes:
-Never had friends at all (LEGITIMATELY OVER) :no:
-Not one special summer memory :no:
-Never texted a real person aside from my family until 18 :no:
-Never had friends during high school :no:
 
PLA1092 said:
  1. -Never went on a real "vacation" :yes:
  2. -Never had an actual accomplishment :yes:
  3. -Didn't have a summer job :yes:
  4. -Never learned to swim (FUCKING BRUTAL) :yes:
  5. -Never had a real "birthday party" :yes:
  6. -Never had a special birthday celebration :yes:
  7. -Didn't buy anything for myself until 18 :yes:
  8. -Never went on any kind of road trip :yes:
  9. -Hadn't even been outside the general city area of where I live (except for a visit to third world home country) until 18 :yes:
  10. -Never been on a flight at all :no:
  11. -Never had a present given to me :yes:
  12. -Barely owned anything of my own :yes:
  13. -Never been on a sports team :yes:
  14. -Never good at a sport :yes:
  15. -Never been invited anywhere :yes:
  16. -Never had an actual talent :yes:
  17. -Never got invited to a party :yes:
  18. :yes:-Never had friends over at my house :yes:
  19. -Anything having to do with foids is self-explanatory
  20. -Never been given any kind of significant award :yes:
  21. -Never been in a fight :yes:
  22. -Barely got any new clothes :yes:
  23. -Never been involved in any sort of high school drama :yes:
  24. -Never had friends at all (LEGITIMATELY OVER) :no:
  25. -Not one special summer memory:yes:
  26. -Never texted a real person aside from my family until 18 :yes:
  27. -Never had friends during high school :yes:

All in all, 25/27. :feelsohgod:
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I have tons of achievements in life, I now own tons of items in GTA online!
 
tldr
 
most of them
 
  1. -Never went on a real "vacation" :no:
  2. -Never had an actual accomplishment :yes:
  3. -Didn't have a summer job :yes:
  4. -Never learned to swim (FUCKING BRUTAL) :no:
  5. -Never had a real "birthday party" :yes:
  6. -Never had a special birthday celebration :yes:
  7. -Didn't buy anything for myself until 18 :yes:
  8. -Never went on any kind of road trip :yes:
  9. -Hadn't even been outside the general city area of where I live (except for a visit to third world home country) until 18 :yes:
  10. -Never been on a flight at all :no:
  11. -Never had a present given to me :no:
  12. -Barely owned anything of my own :yes:
  13. -Never been on a sports team :yes:
  14. -Never good at a sport :yes:
  15. -Never been invited anywhere :yes:
  16. -Never had an actual talent :yes:
  17. -Never got invited to a party :yes:
  18. -Never had friends over at my house :no:
  19. -Anything having to do with foids is self-explanatory :yes:
  20. -Never been given any kind of significant award :yes:
  21. -Never been in a fight :yes:
  22. -Barely got any new clothes :yes:
  23. -Never been involved in any sort of high school drama :yes:
  24. -Never had friends at all (LEGITIMATELY OVER) :no:
  25. -Not one special summer memory :no:
  26. -Never texted a real person aside from my family until 18 :no:
  27. -Never had friends during high school :yes:
 
  1. -Never went on a real "vacation" :yes:
  2. -Never had an actual accomplishment :yes:
  3. -Didn't have a summer job :yes:
  4. -Never learned to swim (FUCKING BRUTAL) :no:
  5. -Never had a real "birthday party" :yes:
  6. -Never had a special birthday celebration :yes:
  7. -Didn't buy anything for myself until 18 :no:
  8. -Never went on any kind of road trip :yes:
  9. -Hadn't even been outside the general city area of where I live until 18 :no:
  10. -Never been on a flight at all :no:
  11. -Never had a present given to me :no:
  12. -Barely owned anything of my own :yes:
  13. -Never been on a sports team :yes:
  14. -Never good at a sport :yes:
  15. -Never been invited anywhere :yes:
  16. -Never had an actual talent :yes:
  17. -Never got invited to a party :yes:
  18. -Never had friends over at my house :yes:
  19. -Anything having to do with foids is self-explanatory
  20. -Never been given any kind of significant award :yes:
  21. -Never been in a fight :no:
  22. -Barely got any new clothes :yes:
  23. -Never been involved in any sort of high school drama :yes:
  24. -Never had friends at all (LEGITIMATELY OVER) :no: (online friends only though, never had an irl friend)
  25. -Not one special summer memory:yes:
  26. -Never texted a real person aside from my family until 18 :no:
  27. -Never had friends during high school :no: (same as above)
 
  1. -Never went on a real "vacation" :no:
  2. -Never had an actual accomplishment :yes: ( unless you count video game )
  3. -Didn't have a summer job :yes:
  4. -Never learned to swim (FUCKING BRUTAL) :no:
  5. -Never had a real "birthday party" :no: ( only when I was young )
  6. -Never had a special birthday celebration :no: again only when young
  7. -Didn't buy anything for myself until 18 :yes:
  8. -Never went on any kind of road trip :no:
  9. -Hadn't even been outside the general city area of where I live (except for a visit to third world home country) until 18 :no:
  10. -Never been on a flight at all :no:
  11. -Never had a present given to me :no:
  12. -Barely owned anything of my own :no:
  13. -Never been on a sports team :yes:
  14. -Never good at a sport :yes:
  15. -Never been invited anywhere :yes:
  16. -Never had an actual talent :yes:
  17. -Never got invited to a party :yes:
  18. -Never had friends over at my house :no: ( only my cousin came and rarely friends came in primary school )
  19. -Anything having to do with foids is self-explanatory :no: ( had nothing from whores )
  20. -Never been given any kind of significant award :yes:
  21. -Never been in a fight :yes:
  22. -Barely got any new clothes :yes:
  23. -Never been involved in any sort of high school drama :no:
  24. -Never had friends at all (LEGITIMATELY OVER) :no:
  25. -Not one special summer memory:yes:
  26. -Never texted a real person aside from my family until 18 :no:
  27. -Never had friends during high school :yes:
 
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