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it has been years and it was a few family member and was nothing special.
Experiment How many friends went to your birthday party in the last ten years, on average?
On god being a cruel creator, I have this joke I like to tell:
When god creates an abomination of a person, I wonder if he ever clasps his hands in completion, and goes "oooohhhh, torture porn!"
Havent had one since I was 10 or something, usually pulled around 9-10 people so they were quite good at least.
I never organised since high school, simply because I have no friends.
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On average? 1 I guess. Last time I really celebrated my birthday was 2012, me and like 4 friends went to a local supermarket and drank wine.
I don't feel like celebrating my birthday AT ALL after my mid 20s. Each year I move further away from the age I wish I still had, where it's at least legally and theoretically possible to get sex and relationships with young teens.
I don't feel like celebrating my birthday AT ALL after my mid 20s. Each year I move further away from the age I wish I still had, where it's at least legally and theoretically possible to get sex and relationships with young teens.
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The last birthday party I had was in elementary school.
Never even celebrated birthdays, never got presents even when I moved to the states at a young age. I’m 22 years and still have yet to have a birthday party so 0
Well, it looks like a surprising number of incels don’t celebrate birthdays. Probably because most don’t celebrate being alive.
My mom used to call my cousins to my birthday when ı was kid and it wasn't something big since then only my family celebrate my birthday.once a few years ago my cellmates celebrated my birthday in prison tho we had a little cake
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people unironically have parties?? my parents buy me a cake and give me 50 bucks and thats that.
i always celebrated with family and relatives, so it's 0 for me
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"I never organized parties because celebrating one more year of failure makes no sense" = GIGACOPING
"I never organized parties because I feared no one would come" = THE TRUTH
"I never organized parties because I feared no one would come" = THE TRUTH
never had a birthday party
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my parents and my grandparents
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my parents and my grandparents
Last birthday I celebrated was back in 6th grade, only a few guys from my class showed up, even though I invited everyone, so we ate pizza at my house and went outside to set a trashcan on fire and just hung out like a regular night out.
Well, that's kinda wholesome. If you don't mind me asking, what were you in prison for?
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The poll is missing what would likely be the most popular option, 'never organized parties because I never had anyone to invite'.
I'm 29 but mentally I'm 14 and wish I was that age
I shooted a guy
Celebrating things are cope.
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Never. all threw my teens and now my twenties. I dont have birthday parties and i dont go to birthday parties. Actually i remember my 16 birthday was ruined because i treid to chat up a girl. She did not reply to my super witty tom terrero "push-pull" opener. she was just frowining. and boom 16th birthday ruined
Same, except I'm one year older than you.
Trans-ageism is more of a thing than transsexuality. At least I was a 14 yo boy 16 years ago.
Normie got what was coming
Haven't really had a birthday party in ages.
You Fontaine?
The last birthday party I had was seven years ago. I was 13 back then and live was good.
Feared no one would come
this was an interesting thread, would be nice to have more input.
my birthdays had like 1 dude invited and we'd just go out to play games at a game cafe or something after eating some cake at my place, most of the time i didn't celebrate it and it stopped completely after I was 13 or so
i remember getting brutally bithday-mogged because a rich kid in the neighborhood was born the same day as me and threw more interesting parties with better food and more guests. so everyone just wanted to go there instead even though that kid was like 6 years old or some shit? that's really stupid and unfair but it's life i guess.
my birthdays had like 1 dude invited and we'd just go out to play games at a game cafe or something after eating some cake at my place, most of the time i didn't celebrate it and it stopped completely after I was 13 or so
i remember getting brutally bithday-mogged because a rich kid in the neighborhood was born the same day as me and threw more interesting parties with better food and more guests. so everyone just wanted to go there instead even though that kid was like 6 years old or some shit? that's really stupid and unfair but it's life i guess.
Never had a single friend my entire life
Sometimes 2, so average would be close to 0
who the hell has birthday parties past the age of like 10? wtf
normies do, asked my gymbrah friend and he hosts them and goes to them.
pretty much anyone that has more than 1-2 irl friends will host birthday parties, is my guess. at least every other year if not every single year.
I tried to have a birthday party two times in my life, the first time it was snowed out; I never seen snow so heavy in early December ever again in my life. And the second, I invited my entire class, got their names down and everything, even offered them rides. No one came.
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