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Experiment How many friends went to your birthday party in the last ten years, on average?

Birthday party

  • 10+

    Votes: 4 3.1%
  • 5+

    Votes: 3 2.3%
  • 3 or 4

    Votes: 8 6.3%
  • 2

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • 1

    Votes: 3 2.3%
  • 0

    Votes: 25 19.5%
  • I never organized parties because I feared no one would come

    Votes: 26 20.3%
  • I never organized parties because celebrating one more year of failure makes no sense

    Votes: 58 45.3%

  • Total voters
    128
Never had a birthday party, nor invited to one. :(
 
i havent had a birthday party in 4 years
 
Truecels pick 0.
 
What friends lol
 
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I stopped celebrating my birthday.
 
I don't remember, but not more than 2.
 
NADA, didn't even have parties.
 
Never had a party nor wanted to
 
I had friends attend my birthday eleven years ago, I think -- about five or six people I knew at university at the time. Then since then I have either done nothing to celebrate my birthday or have celebrated it only with family (i.e. my parents). At my last birthday a family friend of ours came too -- maybe she counts?? We get on okay though she is just my mom's friend really. But even if she does that makes it 0.1 friends per birthday over the last ten years. So I rounded down.
 
This picture is the definition of Hell.

There's more where that came from, than just that moment. Think of how miserable not only the incel is, but how miserable his parents must be. His mother probably cried later that night.
 
I never had any friends. I just can't connect or relate to people in general. My birthdays i celebrated with my family, just small nothing fancy.
 
The results are cryfuel
 
Have never celebrated my birthday with a party.
 
I haven’t had a birthday party since I was 7 or 8.
 
just lol at the results
:feelskek:
Good idea for a question, Fontaine.
 
bold of you to assume I have friends
 
I've never had a birthday party before. And pretty soon I wont have a way to celebrate My birthday at all.

the poll results:( my condolences to everyone on this forum
 
I'm lucky enough to have a small but close group of friends that still bother to show on my birthday, so I usually get 6 persons.
 
I have never had a birthday party in my life and I never had any friends. I am 27.
 
my "friends" forgot the date of my birthday just LOL
 
It's been over 19 years i had my last birthday party...
 
I have never had a birthday party in my life and I never had any friends. I am 27.
The existence of people who are condemned to lifelong solitude because of random parameters they can't change (physical appearance, introversion) is one of the reasons I don't really believe in God

But the Lord works in mysterious ways, maybe all of this has a meaning and is for a greater good
 
when i was younger a fair amount from 16 on just family pretty much
 
The existence of people who are condemned to lifelong solitude because of random parameters they can't change (physical appearance, introversion) is one of the reasons I don't really believe in God

But the Lord works in mysterious ways, maybe all of this has a meaning and is for a greater good
If there is a god, he must be evil. I won't deny that I am not the best person and I have made many mistakes and have many regrets, but there are much worse people than me who are living infinitely better lives all because they are at least average looking. If there's a god, he wants to watch me suffer.
 
there are much worse people than me who are living infinitely better lives all because they are at least average looking.
This is true - one day I will hopefully publish a book about this
 
I hate gatherings with noise and music. No parties ever.
 
just family never friends
 
I usually just go out to college parties get drunk and fight chads on my birthday
 
I have no friends, so 0. Probably will just stay in my room all day since it's on a Sunday this year, so no classes.
 
I'm an adult male, I don't have birthday parties...
 
I haven’t had a party since I was 10
 
My "friends" don't even know when my birthday is. :feelsbadman: just parents and family know and remember my birthday.
 
Over, my life is terminated, I'll mail my things to incels in need
 
I don't throw birthday parties and I don't get invited to any
 
Didn't have any birthday parties
 
I was always a mentalcel in school. My only friends where the social outcast that just so happened to be in my special ed class. I sat at the incel-table. It was social suicide, but I couldn't talk well, or relate with anyone. I've always had the worst birthdays. I actually hate birthdays. Too many bad memories. I tend to celebrate it the weekend of that week with a dinner at some restaurant. A fat burger with steak fries are always the order of the day.
 
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Absolute 0, because I don't want them to go to my birthday
 
Never had a birthday party. Only people who have acknowledged my birthday consistently in the last 10 years are my family because they're biologically inclined to do so.

My only friends where the social outcast that just so happened to be in my special ed class

My only friends in elementary school were in the special ed class. I have only just recently realized how over it always was, even in fucking elementary school. not one person in any normal class wanted to be my friend - i was apparently just that undesirable, even as a child.
 
Never had a birthday party. Only people who have acknowledged my birthday consistently in the last 10 years are my family because they're biologically inclined to do so.



My only friends in elementary school were in the special ed class. I have only just recently realized how over it always was, even in fucking elementary school. not one person in any normal class wanted to be my friend - i was apparently just that undesirable, even as a child.


I've never had a friend outside of special ed. Lmao... It did not help that I sympathized with even the retarded kids. One of the kids absolutely nobody would talk to because he was a retarded, chubby incel who wore john cena shirts everyday. I would talk WWE wrestling to, and cheer him up. People were chastening me over talking to such an ugly person. I was appalled by how cruel people are. My biggest regret in HighSchool may have been not dropping out... But there was this autistic girl who never said a single fucking word in her HighSchool career. She would wear the same pink shirt, and shorts everyday, and be nose deep in books about castles, and wolves n stuff... I really regret not talking to her. She was the loneliest thing I have ever seen.
 
never celebrated birthday, because no friends to invite and no one would probably come, I stopped caring after grade 2 because I never got a present or happy birthday from someone that is not y mom or dad
 

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