Experiment how many flashlights do you own?

[Sheogorath]

I actually own about 4 (plus 3 lanterns) because I like to be prepared in the event of a blackout and have a tendency to forget where I put things.

 

[Incelius Savage]

0.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

0.

 

[Sheogorath]

You guys won't be prepared for when society collapses.

 

[Incelius Savage]

You guys won't be prepared for when society collapses.

Lol i have no sex drive and i’m still a virgin so i’m Gucci.

 

[Khanivore]

flesh

 

[Incelius Savage]

Plus i have my foreskin (it’s a built in cock sleeve)

 

[Incelius Savage]

Wizard32 (Sheo) will reign supreme in an apocalypse.

Captain Kiddie Fiddler

lol at thinking fleshlight

Lmao i just noticed. This guy posts so much sexual stuff you wouldn’t think twice.

 

[Hoppipolla]

Lmao i just noticed. This guy posts so much sexual stuff you wouldn’t think twice.

I actually read it as fleshlight too, at first. Maybe it's because a lot of this forum is about girls and sex and not that much is about UE or camping or whatever!

I have no fleshlights and I think two flashlights unless you count the ones on phones and then I have 5.

They're pretty useful tbh!