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How many days will Canada hold out in the event of a U.S. invasion?

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If the US army invades Canada in order to annex it, how many days will Canada last?
 
0, i believe nobody would resist there
 
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Zero, no one is dying for this shit
 
Probably about 2yrs max. Keep in mind that Canda is part of the common wealth.

A group of countries that were once occupied by Britain. If the UK joins then It's gonna last a bit longer.
 
0. Their military is a joke and very few Canadians are actually willing to die for their country
 
Immediate peace talks cause we are way better and have nukes
 
If the UK joins then It's gonna last a bit longer.
The UK’s army is barely operational at this point. Doubt their involvement would make a difference
 
The UK’s army is barely operational at this point. Doubt their involvement would make a difference
Australia and New Zealand might join. Not saying much but, if it happens it can hit a close 3.
 
Immediate peace talks cause we are way better and have nukes
Peace talk a means of reducing escalation. It dose not change after they agree to not fight.
 
Australia and New Zealand might join. Not saying much but, if it happens it can hit a close 3.
they won't, nobody would resist U.S taking Canada and Greenland
 
0, i believe nobody would resist there
Would most Canadians have resisted in the Ukrainian style of 2022? Like they started preparing Molotov cocktails to throw them at US Army equipment?
 
0. Their military is a joke and very few Canadians are actually willing to die for their country
I asked this question because of how often Trump calls Canada the 51st state of the United States, and Trudeau its governor. Perhaps this is some kind of irony or a joke.
 
Probably about 2yrs max. Keep in mind that Canda is part of the common wealth.

A group of countries that were once occupied by Britain. If the UK joins then It's gonna last a bit longer.
Yes, but the US population is much larger, so the US also has more military power, plus the US, in the event of an invasion, can stretch the Canadian army on two fronts, one front from Alaska, and the other from the wide border.
What are the gun laws in Canada? Is there an armed civilian population in Canada that can continue the guerrilla war after the surrender of the official Canadian army?
 
It would be like the Glorious Revolution
 
America would not invade and they'd probably lose if they did
 
irrelevant question because this will never happen
 
Yes, but the US population is much larger, so the US also has more military power, plus the US, in the event of an invasion, can stretch the Canadian army on two fronts, one front from Alaska, and the other from the wide border.
What are the gun laws in Canada? Is there an armed civilian population in Canada that can continue the guerrilla war after the surrender of the official Canadian army?
As 2022 has shown a stronger power can be temporally out matched.
 
not long. this wont be like Ukraine, Canada dont have the same level of interest of their own country, they care more about their city or neighborhood. At most it would be a few border skirmishes and quick peace talks to join the US as a additional state, this would harm the republicans chance of winning future elections due to Canada being as woke as California.
 
Probably about 2yrs max. Keep in mind that Canda is part of the common wealth.

A group of countries that were once occupied by Britain. If the UK joins then It's gonna last a bit longer.
The only thing the UK is going to do is try and steal all the Canadian curries.
UK military is a joke.
 
3 days max.
Basically. The US is even stronger in relation to Canada than Russia was against Ukraine at the start of the war, and Canadians absolutely haven't had years of frozen war to prepare them to fight.

not long. this wont be like Ukraine, Canada dont have the same level of interest of their own country, they care more about their city or neighborhood. At most it would be a few border skirmishes and quick peace talks to join the US as a additional state, this would harm the republicans chance of winning future elections due to Canada being as woke as California.
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Basically. The US is even stronger in relation to Canada than Russia was against Ukraine at the start of the war, and Canadians absolutely haven't had years of frozen war to prepare them to fight.


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Yes, the mentality of the Canadian people, their moral commitment to fight or surrender, will be crucial. The first three days of the invasion should completely destroyed the enemy's state institutions: parliament, various ministries and other government agencies. And most importantly, will Canadians be willing to sacrifice themselves and their comfort to protect their country? France was able to hold out for the entire First World War, losing about 1.5 million soldiers killed and receiving territories turned into ruins by the Germans, because of the morale that prevailed in French society in 1914-1918. Morale was also low in World War II, so France lasted two months, although we are talking about the same nation, but with a different state of society.
 
trumps just gonna drag us into a bunch of shit that we’re gonna have to dig ourselves out of i feel.
 
Like 2 weeks max
 
If the Canadian government really wanted to put up a fight and send thousands to the grave then they could probably hold on for days in the cities.

But like why do that? Nobody wants to lose their cushy government job.
 
Zero. They are not going to fight against their masters.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if some .is users think Trump is planning to use the military to annex Canada.
Forget .is users. The Canadian government took Trump's media trolling seriously. JFL
 
They would. The US has never won a war on its own since the 19th century. Of course its possible canadians wont even put up much of a fight and would just join them. But everyone thought that about Ukraine. Canadas size and topography makes it very hard to take. If Russia is helping them then the US is losing. Something tells me all of Europe would support them too. But the US would never invade canada.
 
They would. The US has never won a war on its own since the 19th century. Of course its possible canadians wont even put up much of a fight and would just join them. But everyone thought that about Ukraine. Canadas size and topography makes it very hard to take. If Russia is helping them then the US is losing. Something tells me all of Europe would support them too. But the US would never invade canada.
I think this shouldn't be a thread. We all know that the US army is extremely powerful.
 
They would. The US has never won a war on its own since the 19th century. Of course its possible canadians wont even put up much of a fight and would just join them. But everyone thought that about Ukraine. Canadas size and topography makes it very hard to take. If Russia is helping them then the US is losing. Something tells me all of Europe would support them too. But the US would never invade canada.
Yes, the massive landmass is going to be difficult to claim by brute force easily (there's just too much of it, but tbf most of it is useless ice), but the sheer military might of the US armed forces dwarfs the Canadian army's ability to fight a hot war with their immediate neighbor, which means that the US won't have to send forces to every corner of the land to claim its territory, as the Canadian army would likely stand down on orders from their leaders or face getting annihilated.

I have no idea if Canada high command has contingency planning for this kind of extremely low probability event (even if they do, what the fuck can they do), but almost every scenario will have the Canadian defences completely demolished just by the raw numbers. Canada doesn't have nukes to keep others at bay and they're heavily reliant on their allies for national defence. If push came to shove, they wouldn't be able to protect their oil and fresh water from the imperial ambitions of much stronger nations.
 
0. Their military is a joke and very few Canadians are actually willing to die for their country
You mean dying for a bunch of politicians who never worked one day in their lilives and steal my hard earned money yearly?

Yeah, i definitly wouldnt be willing to die for them. That is just cucked.
 
The real question is how many days would America hold out in the face of an aggressive Canadian invasion!
 
Yes, the massive landmass is going to be difficult to claim by brute force easily (there's just too much of it, but tbf most of it is useless ice), but the sheer military might of the US armed forces dwarfs the Canadian army's ability to fight a hot war with their immediate neighbor, which means that the US won't have to send forces to every corner of the land to claim its territory, as the Canadian army would likely stand down on orders from their leaders or face getting annihilated.

I have no idea if Canada high command has contingency planning for this kind of extremely low probability event (even if they do, what the fuck can they do), but almost every scenario will have the Canadian defences completely demolished just by the raw numbers. Canada doesn't have nukes to keep others at bay and they're heavily reliant on their allies for national defence. If push came to shove, they wouldn't be able to protect their oil and fresh water from the imperial ambitions of much stronger nations.
Yeah but im talking about in the event the canadians dont stand down.

The reality is modern conventional wars between technologically competent parties are very tricky to fight even with overwhelming firepower. Drones and EWS could turn it into grinding assymetrical hellhole like ukraine after the initial onslaught. Canadas cities are spread out evenly across the canadian-US latitude. The US would still require most of its land force if it wants to hold territory.
 
The real question is how many days would America hold out in the face of an aggressive Canadian invasion!
I'm willing to bet that the U.S. population has more guns per capita. Therefore, if the Canadians invaded the United States, then hell would be waiting for them, when a bullet could come from every corner, every window.
 
If i was the only one in the fucking army ill still be fighting. i dont want to be associated with that woman worshipping orange prick.
 
I'm willing to bet that the U.S. population has more guns per capita. Therefore, if the Canadians invaded the United States, then hell would be waiting for them, when a bullet could come from every corner, every window.

lol also the US army and military strength must be much much bigger!
 
Canada has millions of pajeet cannon fodder if they promise pussy compensation benefits
 

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