Discussion How many active users do you think will "ascend" at some point

[PepsiTwistCel]

I haven't seen their faces, I just can tell for sure that @Stupid Clown and @TheGrayWolf have no chances of ascending

false

 

[kapri]

If you're KHHV at 22 it's over

 

[carrot]

Def a few, I’m thinking most won’t post about it here tho, they’ll just disappear/not tell anyone

 

[Emba]

Im probably still gonna be scrolling this when im 60 like @Emba and tell youngcels about the dark times of the great grAycel migration and the 2nd kanga war

The waves of kangas


disoriented me

 

[gluttony]

I don't think I will not in at least a year and I have like 0 connections irl outside of my family.

I'm not sure in all honesty but I think most would move on since ascensions are very rare and you're more likely to get banned for some other reason.

 

[Knull]

the majority of this guys will grow up and manage to oofy doofy their way into wifeing up a post wall becky thats been ran through. Others might betabux their way into being in a relationship with a single mother.

 

[algeriancel]

if you're caucasian or east asian you CAN ascend if you really wanted to unless low iq or deformed. I think a good percentage of the userbase (25%+) will probably end up having non-hooker sex someday just going by pure statistics.

nah, were the bottom of society dude

 

[Icarus]

Not me

I am the biggest truecel on fakecels.is

 

[forsenMaxLevel]

JFL please elaborate on how it is so easy for us to ascend if we really wanted to

if youre white, your country has pajeetas. they would bend over backwards for white cock.

 

[Animecel2D]

if youre white, your country has pajeetas. they would bend over backwards for white cock.

im not

 

[Bloods]

I mean out of the users who are active 5-6 days a weeks, I think at most 2 will ascend, being an active user is a truecel trait so the likelihood of an active user ascending is low.

no ascension for ur face

 

[Grodd]

no ascension for ur face

 

[rcnfive]

maybe 2% of active users. if you're posting on this forum, it's already over more or less

 

[Tenna]

i would've ascended if my mum didn't swallow Tylenol when she was pregnant with me.

 

[unhingedsamsung]

I have a higher chance at winning the lottery than I do at winning a girlfriend

 

[Indari]

i will ascend to heaven after rope