Her: Hey 
I'm glad we matched, you're so hot!
Her: What are you doing right now xx <3?
Him: I'm at the mother of my child's apartment dropping off some roast beef sandwiches from Arby's I picked up for her because my probation officer needs to hear positive feedback from the shitskin mother of my child or else they're threatening to lock me up for 15 years.
Her: OMG :,(! How did you get on Probation, Chad??
Him: Nevermind that you dumb slut; I'm infuriated at my waste of oxygen little shit of a son right now.
Her: Why is that, is he horsing around?
Him: No he started begging me for a drink of water because he feels extremely dehydrated, and because he's only 5 years old he's dependent on that shitskin mother of his to supply him with hydration and food; well none of that is my fucking responsibility so I screamed at that little shit to his face that he needs to shut his fucking mouth and go drink toilet water if he's really that thirsty.
Her: Oh my! Well he's your son hahaha what did you expect?
Him: My son? JFL you dumb roastie. If it was legal, I would literally go out of my way to to take a spacehsip to the nearest black hole and drop that little piece of shit directly into it.
Her: You really hate him don't you :/?
Him: No shit, Einstein. Stop fucking judging how I raise my fucking children you fucking cunt. Now actually shut the fuck up, give me your number and address so I can cleanse that fucking mouth of yours with my cock
Her: ##-####-####
Him: I'll come over after I'm done wiping my ass with these roast beef burgers I got from arbys so the mother of my child gets a mouth full of C-Diff infected shit for wasting my fucking time with this little kike of a son.
I'm glad we matched, you're so hot!Her: What are you doing right now xx <3?
Him: I'm at the mother of my child's apartment dropping off some roast beef sandwiches from Arby's I picked up for her because my probation officer needs to hear positive feedback from the shitskin mother of my child or else they're threatening to lock me up for 15 years.
Her: OMG :,(! How did you get on Probation, Chad??
Him: Nevermind that you dumb slut; I'm infuriated at my waste of oxygen little shit of a son right now.
Her: Why is that, is he horsing around?
Him: No he started begging me for a drink of water because he feels extremely dehydrated, and because he's only 5 years old he's dependent on that shitskin mother of his to supply him with hydration and food; well none of that is my fucking responsibility so I screamed at that little shit to his face that he needs to shut his fucking mouth and go drink toilet water if he's really that thirsty.
Her: Oh my! Well he's your son hahaha what did you expect?
Him: My son? JFL you dumb roastie. If it was legal, I would literally go out of my way to to take a spacehsip to the nearest black hole and drop that little piece of shit directly into it.
Her: You really hate him don't you :/?
Him: No shit, Einstein. Stop fucking judging how I raise my fucking children you fucking cunt. Now actually shut the fuck up, give me your number and address so I can cleanse that fucking mouth of yours with my cock
Her: ##-####-####
Him: I'll come over after I'm done wiping my ass with these roast beef burgers I got from arbys so the mother of my child gets a mouth full of C-Diff infected shit for wasting my fucking time with this little kike of a son.
