Story How ı made up fake girlfriends

[Cuyen]

I remember back in the time when ı first began to explore internet there were some internet friends ı made up so while ı'm on PC or on mobile,ı was chatting with them and whenever my parents asked me who ı'm chatting with ı told them it is a girl lol they thought ı had gfs I been good at lying

 

[Deleted member 15737]

My mom thought that me talking to girls on Xbox Live was the equivalent of me slaying pussy irl.

 

[Cuyen]

My mom thought that me talking to girls on Xbox Live was the equivalent of me slaying pussy irl.

 

[Swiswis]

My mom thought that me talking to girls on Xbox Live was the equivalent of me slaying pussy irl.

Tesla IQ mother

 

[Deleted member 15737]

Tesla IQ mother

“Why don’t you have a girlfriend? You talk to girls all the time on your Xbox, can’t you go meet any of them?” - My Mother.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

The only time i talk to girls is when i'm trynna figure out if i want a big mac or a large ice cream

 

[Blacktarpill]

LifeGoals.

 

[hearmeout]

I remember back in the time when ı first began to explore internet there were some internet friends ı made up so while ı'm on PC or on mobile,ı was chatting with them and whenever my parents asked me who ı'm chatting with ı told them it is a girl lol they thought ı had gfs I been good at lying

How do you make up internet friends? You chatted in texteditor?

 

[Cuyen]

How do you make up internet friends? You chatted in texteditor?

on facebook

 

[EthnicelNL]

whenever my parents asked me who ı'm chatting with ı told them it is a girl lol they thought ı had gfs I been good at lying

r/madincels

 

[TheRealChincel]

The only time i talk to girls is when i'm trynna figure out if i want a big mac or a large ice cream

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

The only time i talk to girls is when i'm trynna figure out if i want a big mac or a large ice cream

only talk to girls to order things = literal

 

[Deleted member 14577]

just fake it till you make it bro

 

[Deleted member 6214]

Bruh I did this too. I showed my friends and they thought I was slaying pussy lmao

 

[Michael15651]

Not unrelated, but does anyone here actually waste time with talking with girls online?

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

You’re not the only one. I don’t really talk to mine, I just fantasize in my head

 

[Valiant Virgin]

I don't even try to fake it. On the rare occasion someone asks if I have a girlfriend I just tell them the truth - I can't get one.

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

My doll is my fake girlfriend.

 

[Hoffman_13]

My mom thought that me talking to girls on Xbox Live was the equivalent of me slaying pussy irl.