How good is your hygiene?

[Deleted member 7448]

There's no point for me to try, so I don't.

I shower like once in 3-4 days. I do use deodorant though, not sure how much it helps. I don't use perfume, though I do own a few bottles that my parents gifted me over the years.

I brush my teeth only in the morning, not twice a day like I'm supposed to.

I wear the same pants for months. I alternate between two shirts, one day I wear one, the next the other.

I shave my beard like once in 5 months or so. I get a haircut like once in ~8 months.

 

[Involuntarily]

In the winter it makes less sense to shower so often. I do it less in winter

 

[michaelcerasheadgirth]

good

 

[Deleted member 301]

Have grown my hair and beard for a year, I grow my finger and toenails until they break off, haven't brushed my teeth in years and shower like 4 to 6 times a year. Also I wear the same clothes for weeks on end.

 

[Michael15651]

I shower every morning and brush my teeth so below average. I don’t understand how the norm is 2x a day

 

[StaroRavager]

I shower either every day or every other day and I brush my teeth whenever I feel like doing so

 

[Insomniac]

Good enough. I don’t obsess over it like a gay but I do like to stay somewhat clean.

 

[r9kcel]

Shower once a day tho rarely use shampoo or body wash, maybe once a week or less. I just enjoy the hot water

 

[averageblokecel]

I shower almost everyday (but still I am not slaying, fuck), brush my teeth like once a day minimum, I trim my beard when it gets too ISIS but I'm guilty of wearing the same pants for weeks (until I get some gym pants on and wash it, to wear it again until I feel like it)

 

[Deleted member 5653]

Shower every 3 days (also change clothes then), never used deodorant, brush teeth before going to bed.

 

[tight&shiny-hotpants]

I shower once every 2 days and only brush my teeth once every 4 days due to drinking tons of mineral water. Mineral water cleans your teeth as much as toothpaste and mouthwash btw.

I got "dick cheese" for the first time in my life; ever literally last week and was mesmerised by the pungent smell. I was clearing out some dirty carpets and got foul water soaked through my trousers.

Unbeknown the foreskin is like a vagina in that it can get infected and I learned a new word "balanitis" which describes a temporary itchy, red, sore foreskin, with white cheese deposits.

I was worried I had caught an STD off some whore but low and behold it was benign balanitis.

I haven't had a shave since I watched that recent soyboy Gillette advert as an ashamed owner of a Mach 3 razor.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

obsessively clean my teeth ever since i had dental problems many years ago, i remove the tiniest piece of debris or plaque every night before bed, plaque sticks to wooden toothpicks for some reason so i use those a lot.
shave about weekly or once every 2 weeks. i think it helps to be clean shaven a little.

usually shower pretty often and change clothes often, but if i get in a depressive slump during winter then i sometimes just bathe in rustwater once a week and wear the same 2 bottom layers of shirts (not underwear) for a week or something, since i have to wear like 3-4 layers of clothes.
it doesn't make a difference btw, i have very little body odor and nobody treats me any differently. only an intimate partner would notice "something amiss" and they do not and most likely never will exist.

 

[Incellectual]

I shower once every 3 days and wash my face every day. I also use deodorant and brush my teeth once a day. I never shave though whats the point.

 

[Deleted member 6214]

I shower every day and brush twice a day

 

[MinorityNoOneCares]

Brush teeth twice day, mouthwash, shower and deoderant daily, trim beard every 2nd day, occasionally floss. Means shit when Norwooding.

 

[tehgymcel420]

I shower daily, I just don't like feeling dirty. I brush my teeth usually once a day, sometimes I get lazy though. I wear the same clothes alot and I've given up shaving, though I occasionally trim my beard.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

I brush every night, shower every other day, apply deodorant twice a day, trim weekly, apply pimple/acne cream on my face daily, have a new outfit to wear daily.

 

[Bakura806]

Nonexistent

 

[Mainländer]

It's good. I shower everyday during summer here, it's fucking hot. I shower after taking a shit as well, I wash my intimate parts after it at least.

I wear deodorant and perfume, I wash my clothes with a reasonable frequency.

Hygiene is a meme, it won't change your situation at all if you're ugly.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

Mostly bad, although I do brush and floss everyday. I just don't see the point in showering all the time when I'm a borderline hiki, mainly because showers irritate the hell out of my skin and make me get rashes.

 

[PotatoTomato]

I shower everyday and brush my teeth 2-3 times per day. I wear deodorant and perfume, shave every week and get a haircut every two months. Always wear clean clothes.
I fucking hate feeling dirty.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

I keep myself very clean. I hate smelling bad and feeling gross

 

[Insomniac]

I hate smelling bad and feeling gross

 

[VirginNigga]

Brag thread

 

[JimJones]

There was a time when I did everything I could to ascend. I couldn't be cleaner in that time period. Still pretty clean tho

 

[Sniffles]

It's incredible. Shower 2 times per day for 10 minutes. Brush after every eat or drink. Wash hands after every time I leave my room.

 

[Deleted member 1780]

Better than most people.

 

[Deleted member 236]

Mixed. I brush my teeth every second or third day. Usually shower at least once per day. I shower post-poop because I don't like being dirty in that area and don't understand why doing so isn't standard practice. Usually shave every week or two (electric, much easier) because I hate the feeling of having a beard and I look better without one. Also shave my body hair when I cba. Feel better and cleaner without it.

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Unbeknown the foreskin is like a vagina in that it can get infected and I learned a new word "balanitis" which describes a temporary itchy, red, sore foreskin, with white cheese deposits.

I was worried I had caught an STD off some whore but low and behold it was benign balanitis.

If it recurs get some potassium permanganate. Only thing that helps/fixes it.

 

[tight&shiny-hotpants]

There was a time when I did everything I could to ascend. I couldn't be cleaner in that time period. Still pretty clean tho

My greatest hits of looksmaxing and hygiene was ages 15 and 21 (with a gap in the middle bracket).

Neurotypical with slight alternative "peacocking"
Impeccable hygiene
Good fitted wardrobe
A body that appeared slim

Didn't get any interest from women period so I gave up.

Also people assumed I had bad personal hygiene due to ugly looks and crap genetics.

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Very good.I shower daily,but I only really brush my teeth once (at night)

 

[AsiaCel]

OCD level. Better than the average person.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

I shower minimum twice a day. Once when I wake up otherwise I can’t even get on with my day. I feel groggy and gross tbh. An then another shower sometime during the day or at night before bed. I’m clean af. Been years since I even saw smegma on my dick tbh

 

[Deleted member 7448]

Mixed. I brush my teeth every second or third day. Usually shower at least once per day. I shower post-poop because I don't like being dirty in that area and don't understand why doing so isn't standard practice. Usually shave every week or two (electric, much easier) because I hate the feeling of having a beard and I look better without one. Also shave my body hair when I cba. Feel better and cleaner without it.


If it recurs get some potassium permanganate. Only thing that helps/fixes it.

I wash my ass after pooping too. Being doing it for like 10 years. But it's not a full shower.

 

[SquareBin]

It's good. I shower everyday during summer here, it's fucking hot. I shower after taking a shit as well, I wash my intimate parts after it at least.

I wear deodorant and perfume, I wash my clothes with a reasonable frequency.

Hygiene is a meme, it won't change your situation at all if you're ugly.

Damn I love your new avi.
Personally, very cold water on my face every morning helps tighten my skin and keep it a lighter tone color.
It also reduce my acne a little bit, and I feel more... real I guess ?

 

[Cuyen]

Good enough. I don’t obsess over it like a gay but I do like to stay somewhat clean.

 

[Ecstasy]

I shower twice a day just out of pure boredom. One warm shower and one cold which equals like no shower.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

I shower once a day, except on LDAR days when I just stay in the same clothes from the day before.

I only brush my teeth once a day. Can't remember the last time I brushed them at night.

 

[FinancialCel]

Shower at least once per day. Brush and floss twice per day.

Yeah, it doesnt get me a loving girlfriend, but it makes me feel good.

 

[Robtical]

I've gotten rid of parasites and candida, I also shave my body hair including my head so I can go days without showering. The only times I take a shower is when I exercise or sweat a lot so I don't get a rash. I can floss only a few times a week as long as I clean my tongue after meals and brush with plain water in the morning and night.

 

[418947104321]

I get a shower and circumcisions every other day

 

[Haywire]

bad i have depression or something i just dont care like i did.

 

[Hate_my_life]

I shower every day and brush twice a day

 

[Deleted member 236]

I wash my ass after pooping too. Being doing it for like 10 years. But it's not a full shower.

Nice. A fellow hygienecel. It's all you really need to clean though, + armpits, feet + balls for sweat.

How often do y'all change your bed? I'm bad at that. Usually a few months. And my bedroom's a wreck.

 

[Deleted member 7448]

Nice. A fellow hygienecel. It's all you really need to clean though, + armpits, feet + balls for sweat.

How often do y'all change your bed? I'm bad at that. Usually a few months. And my bedroom's a wreck.

When I lived alone for 2 years I didn't change them for months. Now that I live with my parents my mom forces me to change them every once in a while, but it still takes like 1 month for me to give in to her demands.

 

[First loss]

When I am not depressed, good.

 

[Deleted member 236]

When I lived alone for 2 years I didn't change them for months. Now that I live with my parents my mom forces me to change them every once in a while, but it still takes like 1 month for me to give in to her demands.

I want to change them. It's gross sleeping in sweat-soaked sheets and pleasant sleeping in fresh ones. But just cba. Same with my room. I didn't even change them after I had chickenpox.

 

[Deleted member 14430]

Volcel if you don't shower at least one time a day. Women can smell that shit from a mile away

 

[Deleted member 301]

Have grown my hair and beard for a year, I grow my finger and toenails until they break off, haven't brushed my teeth in years and shower like 4 to 6 times a year. Also I wear the same clothes for weeks on end. I ain't out to attract a foid anyway as I have no chance anyway, I'm happy as I am and don't a fuck what anyone thinks.

 

[Nakuro]

There's no point for me to try, so I don't.

I shower like once in 3-4 days. I do use deodorant though, not sure how much it helps. I don't use perfume, though I do own a few bottles that my parents gifted me over the years.

I brush my teeth only in the morning, not twice a day like I'm supposed to.

I wear the same pants for months. I alternate between two shirts, one day I wear one, the next the other.

I shave my beard like once in 5 months or so. I get a haircut like once in ~8 months.

10+ plus doctorcel here need to be clean, but tbh my hair it's long don't want to cut it

 

[Wonder]

I shower every 2 days and I change clothes with the same frequency. I use deodorant but no aftershave or anything.