Serious How fakecel are you?

[KILLEVERYLASTNIGGER]

Here is my list of things that make you a fakecel:

Having more than 100k to your name - 5 points

Being a good driver - 2 points

Being over 6'3 (unless deformed or non NT) - 10 points

Having a 6 figure job - 10 points

Being a neurotypical - 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 POINTS + KILL YOURSELF + GIGA MASTER ULTIMATE FAKECEL

Have nice parents - 3 points

Slow metabolism - 8 points

Left handed - 2 points

IQ 100 or higher - 2 points

Was a starter for a D2 or D1 high school football team - 10 points

Not meeting 8 hour per week minimum for .is - 1 point

Being religious - 5 points

Getting a compliment from a foid outside of relatives or old foids - 40 points (500,000 if she was good looking)

Having a friend group larger than 5 - 1 point

If you scored more than 20 points consider yourself a FAKECEL and leave.

@Grodd @VideoGameCoper @Da_Yunez

 

[SubhumanGamer]

I got 1 point maybe it isn't over

 

[KILLEVERYLASTNIGGER]

I got 1 point maybe it isn't over

Friends on .is or on the internet not included

 

[Kimchicel]

Have nice parents - 3 points

Total score : 3

Brutal!

 

[Diddy]

4

 

[Animecel2D]

 

[PocoLoco]

500001,5 (my dad kinda hates me)

 

[ifeellost]

IQ 100 or higher - 2 points

probably but im lazy and social tard

 

[KILLEVERYLASTNIGGER]

i remember once a foid said i have nice hair

She was young and pretty wasnt she??

 

[RandomGuy]

Being a good driver - 2 points


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/w5tum_JvFdQ?si=daRG7OzirwpHA_W8

 

[SubhumanGamer]

Not meeting 8 hour per week minimum for .is

Friends on .is or on the internet not included

 

[iRespectFatLink]

Unbelievable that people are literally gatekeeping a state of living as to whoever qualifies as a "trucel" or not in 2025.

 

[KILLEVERYLASTNIGGER]

Unbelievable that people are literally gatekeeping a state of living as to whoever qualifies as a "trucel" or not in 2025.

So we should keep the fakecels?

 

[ifeellost]

She was young and pretty wasnt she??

she was subhuman

 

[KILLEVERYLASTNIGGER]

she was subhuman

Ok nvm

 

[zerozerozero]

repost if your fakecel

 

[Darth Aries]

Being on this forum: negative 99999999999 points

 

[A.M.KANGA]

Being a good driver - 2 points

Have nice parents - 3 points

IQ 100 or higher - 2 points

Being religious - 5 points

If you scored more than 20 points consider yourself a FAKECEL and leave.

@Grodd @VideoGameCoper @Da_Yunez

 

[Ghostface]

only 3 points

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[ilieknothing]

Being a neurotypical - 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 POINTS + KILL YOURSELF + GIGA MASTER ULTIMATE FAKECEL

So if St. Sam and St. Buddyboyo were neurotypical they would be slaying?

 

[Adolf Kitler]

2

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

Playing for a sports team in high school is a gigafakecel trait

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

Playing for a sports team in high school is a gigafakecel trait

Like if it was just bowling or golfing ok fine whatever but if it was football or basketball then that’s a gigafakecel trait

 

[Grodd]

I got 4 points

 

[SupremeAutist]

Have nice parents - 3 points

IQ 100 or higher - 2 points

5 points

 

[sconswap]

2 points (I Drive)