Serious How fakecel are you?

[Sanega Salt Nigga]

Here is my list of things that make you a fakecel:

Having more than 100k to your name - 5 points

Being a good driver - 2 points

Being over 6'3 (unless deformed or non NT) - 10 points

Having a 6 figure job - 10 points

Being a neurotypical - 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 POINTS + KILL YOURSELF + GIGA MASTER ULTIMATE FAKECEL

Have nice parents - 3 points

Slow metabolism - 8 points

Left handed - 2 points

IQ 100 or higher - 2 points

Was a starter for a D2 or D1 high school football team - 10 points

Not meeting 8 hour per week minimum for .is - 1 point

Being religious - 5 points

Getting a compliment from a foid outside of relatives or old foids - 40 points (500,000 if she was good looking)

Having a friend group larger than 5 - 1 point

If you scored more than 20 points consider yourself a FAKECEL and leave.

@Grodd @VideoGameCoper @Da_Yunez

 

[SubhumanGamer]

I got 1 point maybe it isn't over

 

[Sanega Salt Nigga]

I got 1 point maybe it isn't over

Friends on .is or on the internet not included

 

[Kimchicel]

Have nice parents - 3 points

Total score : 3

Brutal!

 

[Diddy]

4

 

[Animecel2D]

 

[PocoLoco]

500001,5 (my dad kinda hates me)

 

[ifeellost]

IQ 100 or higher - 2 points

probably but im lazy and social tard

 

[Sanega Salt Nigga]

i remember once a foid said i have nice hair

She was young and pretty wasnt she??

 

[RandomGuy]

Being a good driver - 2 points


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/w5tum_JvFdQ?si=daRG7OzirwpHA_W8

 

[SubhumanGamer]

Not meeting 8 hour per week minimum for .is

Friends on .is or on the internet not included

 

[iRespectproudweeb]

Unbelievable that people are literally gatekeeping a state of living as to whoever qualifies as a "trucel" or not in 2025.

 

[Sanega Salt Nigga]

Unbelievable that people are literally gatekeeping a state of living as to whoever qualifies as a "trucel" or not in 2025.

So we should keep the fakecels?

 

[ifeellost]

She was young and pretty wasnt she??

she was subhuman

 

[Sanega Salt Nigga]

she was subhuman

Ok nvm

 

[zerozerozero]

repost if your fakecel

 

[Darth Aries]

Being on this forum: negative 99999999999 points

 

[A.M.]

Being a good driver - 2 points

Have nice parents - 3 points

IQ 100 or higher - 2 points

Being religious - 5 points

If you scored more than 20 points consider yourself a FAKECEL and leave.

@Grodd @VideoGameCoper @Da_Yunez

 

[Ghostface]

only 3 points

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[ilieknothing]

Being a neurotypical - 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 POINTS + KILL YOURSELF + GIGA MASTER ULTIMATE FAKECEL

So if St. Sam and St. Buddyboyo were neurotypical they would be slaying?

 

[Adolf Kitler]

2

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

Playing for a sports team in high school is a gigafakecel trait

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

Playing for a sports team in high school is a gigafakecel trait

Like if it was just bowling or golfing ok fine whatever but if it was football or basketball then that’s a gigafakecel trait

 

[Grodd]

I got 4 points

 

[SupremeAutist]

Have nice parents - 3 points

IQ 100 or higher - 2 points

5 points

 

[sconswap]

2 points (I Drive)

 

[Wok22]

Here is my list of things that make you a fakecel:

Having more than 100k to your name - 5 points

Being a good driver - 2 points

Being over 6'3 (unless deformed or non NT) - 10 points

Having a 6 figure job - 10 points

Being a neurotypical - 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 POINTS + KILL YOURSELF + GIGA MASTER ULTIMATE FAKECEL

Have nice parents - 3 points

Slow metabolism - 8 points

Left handed - 2 points

IQ 100 or higher - 2 points

Was a starter for a D2 or D1 high school football team - 10 points

Not meeting 8 hour per week minimum for .is - 1 point

Being religious - 5 points

Getting a compliment from a foid outside of relatives or old foids - 40 points (500,000 if she was good looking)

Having a friend group larger than 5 - 1 point

If you scored more than 20 points consider yourself a FAKECEL and leave.

@Grodd @VideoGameCoper @Da_Yunez

Some of these are retarded, but I would have 42 points unironically since one old mental foid who was a regular said I was handsome while I was at work (wage slave at McDonald's), but that was the only ever complaint I have ever gotten from someone outside of my family. I think she was just being nice tho cuz my coworkers told me that mental old foid finds everyone "beautiful."

 

[daydreamER]

High IQ is more of an incel trait. Below average IQ people usually have more body count.

 

[Sanega Salt Nigga]

High IQ is more of an incel trait. Below average IQ people usually have more body count.

Then why did I take modified classes in high school?

If cels were really higher IQ we would be using it to ascendmaxxx

 

[daydreamER]

Then why did I take modified classes in high school?

I don’t care what you did. I stated a general trend and your experience doesn’t disprove that.

If cels were really higher IQ we would be using it to ascendmaxxx

How would high IQ help anyone ascend? It makes you more high inhib and most girls don’t care about intelligence no matter how much they cope about being “sapiosexual”.

 

[curryboy420]

I got 2 points I hope this means I can become a normies one day

 

[Sanega Salt Nigga]

I got 2 points I hope this means I can become a normies one day

Its still ovER boyo

 

[curryboy420]

Its still ovER boyo

I know it's over. My life has been kind of brutal. I got jewed over many times in big ways. I think about it a lot how so many people have betrayed me for no reason. Even if I got a model gf and money now I still wouldn't be able to be happy anymore. It really is over now.

 

[chudjak]

I'm pretty sure I'm a complete fakecel cause one time I went outside and followed a foid at a distance for six hours and she never noticed me so I found her house. I think she would've noticed me if I was truecel. Thoughts?

 

[Sanega Salt Nigga]

I'm pretty sure I'm a complete fakecel cause one time I went outside and followed a foid at a distance for six hours and she never noticed me so I found her house. I think she would've noticed me if I was truecel. Thoughts?

If that was the case, @Diddy would have ascended by now

 

[Diddy]

If that was the case, @Diddy would have ascended by now

I don't walk directly behind a foid for a long period of time when I'm recording her ass. I sometimes change up my movements to look less suspicious.

 

[PolskiKartofel]

Slow metabolism - 8 points

It's a trucel trait, because you eat like others and you're obese immediately, but count that as fakecel trait here

Being a good driver - 2 points

Yes

Have nice parents - 3 points

Yes

IQ 100 or higher - 2 points

It's a curse, but nevermind

Not meeting 8 hour per week minimum for .is - 1 point

Maybe this, but I don't count my time here

 

[Sanega Salt Nigga]

It's a trucel trait, because you eat like others and you're obese immediately, but count that as fakecel trait here

@VideoGameCoper can say otherwise.

Yes


Yes


It's a curse, but nevermind


Maybe this, but I don't count my time here

I spend probably 12 hours a week on .is

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

@VideoGameCoper can say otherwise.

Can confirm @PolskiKartofel

 

[Sanega Salt Nigga]

Can confirm @PolskiKartofel

If these slow metabolism havers stopped acting like fags for once in their lives and ate real food they would be muscle moggers in 3 months benching 405 lbs for warmup.

 

[AssyrianCel]

8 points for slow metabolism, i promise you its not a blessing i weigh 260.

 

[Sanega Salt Nigga]

8 points for slow metabolism, i promise you its not a blessing i weigh 260.

Stop acting like a fag and eat high protein and gymmaxx so you could be a muscle mogger at 260

 

[AssyrianCel]

Stop acting like a fag and eat high protein and gymmaxx so you could be a muscle mogger at 260

Too lazy plus no amount of muscle fixing my eggshaped head. ill look like a buff humpty dumpty

 

[NiggerAnnihilator]

Too lazy plus no amount of muscle fixing my eggshaped head. ill look like a buff humpty dumpty

i am also lazy

 

[TheCatMan]

I got 10

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

If these slow metabolism havers stopped acting like fags for once in their lives and ate real food they would be muscle moggers in 3 months benching 405 lbs for warmup.

Fr

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

I got a score of 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

 

[Horatio Alger]

7-12 depending on semantics

 

[Horatio Alger]

Here is my list of things that make you a fakecel:

Being a good driver - 2 points

Have nice parents - 3 points

Left handed - 2 points

IQ 100 or higher - 2 points

Was a starter for a D2 or D1 high school football team - 10 points

Not meeting 8 hour per week minimum for .is - 1 point

Being religious - 5 points

I don't see how any of these can be fakecel traits

 

[anon]

Having more than 100k to your name -

Being a good driver - 2 points

Being over 6'3 (unless deformed or non NT) -

Having a 6 figure job -

Being a neurotypical -

Have nice parents - 3 points

Slow metabolism -

Left handed -

IQ 100 or higher -

Was a starter for a D2 or D1 high school football team -

Not meeting 8 hour per week minimum for .is - 1 point

Being religious -

Getting a compliment from a foid outside of relatives or old foids -

Having a friend group larger than 5 -