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LifeFuel How Donald Trump could build The Wall and save incels at the same time.

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He should set up a program where incels sign a blood contract to become slaves to build the wall in exchange for plastic surgery. After surgerymaxxing, the incels would be kept in minimal security Americano Favelas near the construction sites, sometimes helping the borderpatrolcels banditmax and make extra money raiding the drug caravans. Incel slaves will be required to pay off the surgeries by putting in $X of labour into the wall and will not be permitted to leave their duties until they have paid off their debt. To prevent dash and dinecels from exploiting the system, all incel slaves will be equipped with tracking collars and will not be able to leave a ten mile radius of the worksite without being with a guard. They must return to their favelas at a set time six days a week. Those who attempt escape will be caught and put in "The Hole", a ten ft dry pit that will be their holding cell when they are not working, until their penalty is expired.

This will help incels pump and dump too because while we are gymceling/slavemaxxing on the wall, roasties will be calling it evil, racist, and misogynistic. That means the marxist foids who have enough time to protest shit that does not affect them because they can't get as many chads per hour as stacy will come to our favelas to yell at us with megaphones. But if all the incels are surgerymaxxed, most of the femoids will come to pretend to protest with hopes of getting pumped and dumped. That way we can fuck and beckybux these beta women and get them to buy us drugs, wine, good food, and xboxes for our favelas. Since most of us are virgins, we could practice sex with these foids we would never marry while we are slaves wallmaxxing and when we get released we can move to countries where the foids we want to marry are while already knowing how to have sex. That helps the economy and feminism too because that's less mouths to feed in America and less "unworthy" men around. I bet we could convince feminists to support this if we had chads tell them to.

Oh majestic sultan, Donald of the House of Trump, Make Incels Great Again!
American flag tattered
 
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This is legit a good idea. Also hi cucktears I hope your children get cancer.
 
Fuck off and stop sucking Trump's dick.

Why do retards believe rich assholes and politicians give a flying fuck about them? They only care about making more money and getting more power.
 
Donald trump was a bully. He doesn’t give a fuck about incels.
Fuck off and stop sucking Trump's dick.

Why do retards believe rich assholes and politicians give a flying fuck about them? They only care about making more money and getting more power.
 
If that becomes a thing, I'm moving to America
 
Fuck off and stop sucking Trump's dick.

Why do retards believe rich assholes and politicians give a flying fuck about them? They only care about making more money and getting more power.
It's strictly business, nothing personal. Trump not only gets his wall but we will feed him great and powerful memes to secure his reelection.
 
We have to see what his jewish handlers think of this idea first.
 
If you're making a fantasy why base it off us slaving away.
 
he will do neither because he is a professional conman
 
If you're making a fantasy why base it off us slaving away.
It's not slavery, it's indentured servitude. Totally halal. I'm only calling it slavery to make it sound more badass. Besides, it would be easier to get foids to support the idea if the incels were branded as "slaves" since foids look at all men of ill fortune as slaves anyway.
 
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Better idea: Make normies build the wall but accept only immigrant women and force them to marry incels
 
Better idea: Make normies build the wall but accept only immigrant women and force them to marry incels
Fuck the normies, they won't want to build the wall and they shouldn't take incel's ticket to surgerymaxxing away. But I agree with you about letting immigrant women in if they marry incels, but the incels shouldn't be randomly assigned women.
 
Just lol at OP fantasizing about being an alt-right capitalist beta slave working for a rich, fat old Chad. Nyess daddy Drumpf plz chit in my mouth
 
Just lol at OP fantasizing about being an alt-right capitalist beta slave working for a rich, fat old Chad. Nyess daddy Drumpf plz chit in my mouth
Looksmax or die bucko. I would be a slave in Africa to a bunch of third world black midgets with machetes and AKs if I knew I would get looksmaxxed out of it. You're judging the idea based on it's looks and not it's personality...
 
Or you know Trump would not send $38 Billion to Israel and give that money to Incels?

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Trumppawn
 
Good fantasy novel OP
 
Or you know Trump would not send $38 Billion to Israel and give that money to Incels?

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Maybe, but we don't know why America has to pay them that yearly tribute. Perhaps they will inflict great death and anguish upon America if we do not pay them so we have no other choice for now because we cannot safely defend Americans for whatever happens if we used that money for something else. Our military is strong, but not that strong.
 
Good fantasy novel OP
 
Im a truecel meaning I've accepted my subhumanity. Not even surgery can save me
Not even EVERY surgery? It's over for legit birth defectcels. You should cover your face and banditmax in North Africa. If you're lucky, you'll intercept a truck with a femoid driver. Rape as many foids as possible. Live the best you can as a truecel.
 
The only wall Trump cares about is the western wall.
 
Not even EVERY surgery? It's over for legit birth defectcels. You should cover your face and banditmax in North Africa. If you're lucky, you'll intercept a truck with a femoid driver. Rape as many foids as possible. Live the best you can as a truecel.
Legitimate
 
Donald Trump, the guy who mocked Rubio for being "little", indicating he would use his genetics to insult people.

Trump is your enemy.
 
He should set up a program where incels sign a blood contract to become slaves to build the wall in exchange for plastic surgery. After surgerymaxxing, the incels would be kept in minimal security Americano Favelas near the construction sites, sometimes helping the borderpatrolcels banditmax and make extra money raiding the drug caravans. Incel slaves will be required to pay off the surgeries by putting in $X of labour into the wall and will not be permitted to leave their duties until they have paid off their debt. To prevent dash and dinecels from exploiting the system, all incel slaves will be equipped with tracking collars and will not be able to leave a ten mile radius of the worksite without being with a guard. They must return to their favelas at a set time six days a week. Those who attempt escape will be caught and put in "The Hole", a ten ft dry pit that will be their holding cell when they are not working, until their penalty is expired.

This will help incels pump and dump too because while we are gymceling/slavemaxxing on the wall, roasties will be calling it evil, racist, and misogynistic. That means the marxist foids who have enough time to protest shit that does not affect them because they can't get as many chads per hour as stacy will come to our favelas to yell at us with megaphones. But if all the incels are surgerymaxxed, most of the femoids will come to pretend to protest with hopes of getting pumped and dumped. That way we can fuck and beckybux these beta women and get them to buy us drugs, wine, good food, and xboxes for our favelas. Since most of us are virgins, we could practice sex with these foids we would never marry while we are slaves wallmaxxing and when we get released we can move to countries where the foids we want to marry are while already knowing how to have sex. That helps the economy and feminism too because that's less mouths to feed in America and less "unworthy" men around. I bet we could convince feminists to support this if we had chads tell them to.

Oh majestic sultan, Donald of the House of Trump, Make Incels Great Again!
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wow do you really belive this?
 
Higher IQ solution: All incels who help the wall will have a roastie Mexican slave granted to them. The roastie could leave the incel, but she'd be sent back to Mexico. She'd only have the benefits of citizenship while staying with her owner. Also the owner could have the roastie deported back to Mexico for any reason he wants.
 
The wall is not going to get built, JFL.

There isn't a single politician who cares about us.

I have enough money to avoid manual labor and to escortcel, so nothing about your plan sounds attractive to me. Inceldom is more than the inability to get the occasional pump and dump -- it's the inability to enter a relationship and the validation that accompanies it.
 
An excellent idea. I would join the períoikoi's favela to build this great wall.
 
Less of a variety for foids to choose from, especially here in California
 
Higher IQ solution: All incels who help the wall will have a roastie Mexican slave granted to them. The roastie could leave the incel, but she'd be sent back to Mexico. She'd only have the benefits of citizenship while staying with her owner. Also the owner could have the roastie deported back to Mexico for any reason he wants.
Looks>Sex
 
Why would you ever help the (((government)))?
 
?????????????????????????????? wtf
 
actually legit. good idea.
 
there already is a fucking blood contract its called my fucking tax dollars i bust ass at work so some whippy-dip morrisey fucking twink hair fucking orange tan fuck bafoon can hype people up for some bullshit wall


literally put snipers ever 3 miles and schindlers list every fucking taco fucking spic who crosses that river and everything will be okay i dont want a fucking wall i want SMOOTH ROADS
 
High IQ I definitely agree with this since I am starting to get tired of school and would rather start saving more money for surgery.
 
Better idea: Make normies build the wall but accept only immigrant women and force them to marry incels
They'll just divorce rape your ass
 
Time to slavemaxx
 
Fuck off and stop sucking Trump's dick.

Why do retards believe rich assholes and politicians give a flying fuck about them? They only care about making more money and getting more power.
People worship and serve their leaders
 

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