Venting How Does One Even 'Approach' At a Coffee Shop? [Coffeecels DO NOT ENTER]

[The Scarlet Prince]

Literally what does this even mean? I see soyfags say this all the time.

>"You have to le hecking approach at le hecking coffee shop inkwell!"
>"NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HIT ON WOMEN RANDOMLY THEY WILL GET LE ICK FROM YOU"

First of all, what even is a 'coffee shop?' Are they talking about Starbucks? What other 'coffee shops' are there?

Secondly, what kind of man goes to a coffee shop? In all of my life, I've never looked at a Starbucks and thought about how excited I was to go in there. That is just not a thought that crosses a healthy, male mind. You have to unironically be a massive faggot to be entering a Starbucks alone (nothing but love for any coffeecels reading this).

Thirdly, even if you castrate yourself and willingly enter a Starbucks to get your favorite Grande Vanilla Bean Latte with two pumps of caramel, how are you meant to court a foidlet there? I'm just trying to understand at what point you would actually be able to strike up a conversation with anyone without looking strange. Are you meant to talk to foids while they're in line?

Reminds me of this guy, lmao!



Or maybe when they're sitting down and doing stuff at the tables? Am I the only one that doesn't get what you're even meant to do? Why do faggots say this all the time? I HATE seeing it everywhere.

 

[nakolas]

Elliot Rodger

 

[DrunkenYoungcel]

Sounds like you were talking to a retarded soylennial who met xer fat dyke whore at their hecking wholesome safe space.

 

[Nicusor_delaBraila]

Literally what does this even mean? I see soyfags say this all the time.

>"You have to le hecking approach at le hecking coffee shop inkwell!"
>"NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HIT ON WOMEN RANDOMLY THEY WILL GET LE ICK FROM YOU"

First of all, what even is a 'coffee shop?' Are they talking about Starbucks? What other 'coffee shops' are there?

Secondly, what kind of man goes to a coffee shop? In all of my life, I've never looked at a Starbucks and thought about how excited I was to go in there. That is just not a thought that crosses a healthy, male mind. You have to unironically be a massive faggot to be entering a Starbucks alone (nothing but love for any coffeecels reading this).

Thirdly, even if you castrate yourself and willingly enter a Starbucks to get your favorite Grande Vanilla Bean Latte with two pumps of caramel, how are you meant to court a foidlet there? I'm just trying to understand at what point you would actually be able to strike up a conversation with anyone without looking strange. Are you meant to talk to foids while they're in line?

Reminds me of this guy, lmao!



Or maybe when they're sitting down and doing stuff at the tables? Am I the only one that doesn't get what you're even meant to do? Why do faggots say this all the time? I HATE seeing it everywhere.

One le chad approaches at le coffe shop

 

[RandomGuy]

Stack big or die trying.


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/aowlTD_4mU8?si=BOng4JSAT3UoMHeZ

 

[Bulbasaur]

I'm somewhat of a coffeecel myself. Because sometimes I need to wait in between work and church service. The coffee tastes good, also. I usually read something while sipping.

In "my" coffee shop there are plenty of 20 year-old beckies, yes. They are on their laptops, doing something for uni. Approacing would be doable, but super fucking awkward. Because if I strike out (which I will), what then? Say, in a park you can just walk off, no problem. This is not the case if you have your "coffee spot".

 

[The Scarlet Prince]

I'm somewhat of a coffeecel myself. Because sometimes I need to wait in between work and church service. The coffee tastes good, also. I usually read something while sipping.

In "my" coffee shop there are plenty of 20 year-old beckies, yes. They are on their laptops, doing something for uni. Approacing would be doable, but super fucking awkward. Because if I strike out (which I will), what then? Say, in a park you can just walk off, no problem. This is not the case if you have your "coffee spot".

Brutal. Why do people go to coffee shops to just sit on their laptops, though...?

 

[The Scarlet Prince]

Elliot Rodger

He is excluded from my criticisms, as always.

 

[The Scarlet Prince]