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How do you expect sex feels like?

Mixedcel

Mixedcel

Mixed-race incel with mixed feelings.
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How do you imagine sex feeling like? Better than masturbating? A lot better than masturbating? My friend says he thinks masturbating feels better than sex. Perhaps he's addicted to masturbating?
 
I don't know,man how I supposed to know? Ask to fakecels,ask @catfishman23 he said he fucked 30 different women so he may know
 
I prefer masturbation to the time that i had once with a prostitute. Because I didnt really feel much
 
My friend says he thinks masturbating feels better than sex. Perhaps he's addicted to masturbating?

Sex is not something special, you won't miss out on anything brah. Just masturbate and cuck yourself brah.
 
if with virgin gf, probably pretty good
 
I dont know, do you know?
 
How do you imagine sex feeling like? Better than masturbating? A lot better than masturbating? My friend says he thinks masturbating feels better than sex. Perhaps he's addicted to masturbating?
It's probably great with someone you actually love :feelsbadman:
 
With today's foids, I imagine it feels a lot like this:

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I would rather eat a good protein-rich meal than have sex with a roastie.

I prefer some good old whey protein, although I still have to buy some of it. MyProtein seems legit.
 
probably doesn't feel too bad
 
I've always thought the first time you have sex Bohemian Rhapsody plays in the background, the President personally comes to congratulate me and God himself sends seven years of prosperity upon my family.

But seriously, I've always presumed that the pressure in the lower stomach from the nearing orgasm coupled with the loving embrace of a woman who loves me and her hands running through my hair is the greatest feeling that a human being can achieve without religious ecstacy or MDMA.
 
We'll never know, only the escortcels know but most of them fuck with condoms on so it's not the same feeling.

To us it's the equivalent of those great mysteries that have forever plagued mankind...."what is the meaning of life?", "why are we here?", "where are we going?", "are we alone in the universe?" etc.
 
How do you imagine sex feeling like? Better than masturbating? A lot better than masturbating? My friend says he thinks masturbating feels better than sex. Perhaps he's addicted to masturbating?
ask the escortcels
 
pretty decent
 
I'm guessing icky.
 
Probably wouldn't be better than masturbating for me. The woman would probably keep asking if it's in yet and I would be too ashamed to feel pleasure.
 
warm and gooey
 
I'd probably be too self conscious and shy at this point so probably not as good as jerking off, sadly.
 
touching a woman already feels better than fapping, can't imagine what sex feels like
 
Thats pretty weird tbh
sex with a prostitute is expensive and not good because you have a condom on. Masturbation is free and you can do it as long and as hard as you want.
 
How the fuck should we know, but I guess if you answer that then you are probably not an incel
 
I remember someone saying that if you heat a block of jelly on a radiator for 10 minutes then put it in a toilet roll tube and go to town on it, that roughly simulates the feeling of sex.

Might be worth trying as I'll never get to experience the real thing.
 
Like a wet bag of sand.
 

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