It's Over How do you cope with missing out on having sex as a teenager?

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I can’t stop thinking about it, I will never expierence the innocence and hopefulness of teenage relationship. I will never have a virgin inexperienced girlfriend so we can figure it out together. I will never dance with her at the prom. I will never hang out with her after school.
And don’t tell me that it’s like that only in movies and tv shows because when I still had some friends I saw it all.

All I can hope for is serving as ATM for 30 year old single mother who hates me and just wants my money. Maybe I will have pity sex once month, she won’t even feel after riding 8 inch cocks all her life.
 
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Or you can buy escorts. duh
 
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I jacked off and thought I was just a late bloomer. Just ended up a coomer
 
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Hoping that reincarnation is real and that I get luckier next time?
 
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Personalityinkwell said:
Or you can buy escorts. duh
Well it’s better than betabux.
 
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I'm still 18
 
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I just get drunk
 
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BraincelsRefugee said:
Hoping that reincarnation is real and that I get luckier next time?
I also hope it’s real but when I think about it logically there is literally no reason for reincarnation to exist. It’s just a thing some curries invented to cope with their shitty lives.
AlexanderTheGreat11 said:
I'm still 18
I’m too. But your teenage years pretty much end when you have your 18th birthday, now you’re an adult.
 
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Uglyme said:
I just get drunk
Good idea but I have hangover right now and I have my lessons in few hours.
 
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azakhan said:
I also hope it’s real but when I think about it logically there is literally no reason for reincarnation to exist. It’s just a thing some curries invented to cope with their shitty lives.

I’m too. But your teenage years pretty much end when you have your 18th birthday, now you’re an adult.
Ancient Greeks believed in transmigration. It's not unique to curries
 
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You wanna know how you cope OP?

YOU GO CRAZY AALALLALALALALAL GO STOPIT ALALALALA GO CRAZY GO STOPIT GO MONKIE GO MONKIE ALALBAHAHBS. GO MONKIE GO STOOPIT GO CRAZY
 
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BummerDrummer said:
You wanna know how you cope OP?

YOU GO CRAZY AALALLALALALALAL GO STOPIT ALALALALA GO CRAZY GO STOPIT GO MONKIE GO MONKIE ALALBAHAHBS. GO MONKIE GO STOOPIT GO CRAZY
Just become a lunatic bro!
 
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azakhan said:
Just become a lunatic bro!
You think it’s a meme but I spend atleast an hour a day screaming and freaking out in manic episodes. Now it’s not cope it’s a biproduct of loneliness but it’s still a cool cope
 
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BummerDrummer said:
You wanna know how you cope OP?

YOU GO CRAZY AALALLALALALALAL GO STOPIT ALALALALA GO CRAZY GO STOPIT GO MONKIE GO MONKIE ALALBAHAHBS. GO MONKIE GO STOOPIT GO CRAZY
based
 
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I'm still 19, but with the way things are going, I'm pretty sure I won't make it by the time I turn 20

By then I'll have gained full fledged hikicel status
 
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Tallcel said:
I jacked off and thought I was just a late bloomer. Just ended up a coomer
Yeah, I thought I was a late bloomer too. As it turns out, I did not bloom at all.
 
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No being reminded of it.
 
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BraincelsRefugee said:
Hoping that reincarnation is real and that I get luckier next time?
 
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rope is the only way to cope, its fully over
 
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azakhan said:
All I can hope for is serving as ATM for 30 year old single mother who hates me and just wants my money.
Maybe I will have pity sex once month, she won’t even feel after riding 8 inch cocks all her life.
and if she has a cute daughter who somehow falls for you, you can't respond or you will be viewed as a predator :(