JFL How do I survive dinners with normies?

[gymletethnicel]

I've an extremely busy weekend where I will have to communicate with a lot of different normies, 2 big dinners. I literally do not even leave my house normally, so this is a complete 180 from how my life normally is. I even literally bought an iPhone, just so that I would not be judged for my broken 2020 Android phone.

But these are normies, they are all successful for the most part. Have nice lives. Meanwhile, I have to sit there and pretend like I am some big shot or have a somewhat decent life while my life is a big mess and completely in ruin, I am a trueel rotter while everyone else is a slayer. Anyone ever had a dinner with a bunch of normies, including women and had to pretend you were a normal human being? How do I deal with this?

I have to go btw because it's related to my work. This is fucking annoying.

 

[Nate Dogg]

Just nod along and say as few words as possible

 

[faded]

Kill them all

 

[DarkStar]

Try & observe some normgroid interactions on social media, real life(IE: at the store, getting gas, etc), find out what some common "normie" topics are, and just say as few words as possible on the topic.

 

[gymletethnicel]

Try & observe some normgroid interactions on social media, real life(IE: at the store, getting gas, etc), find out what some common "normie" topics are, and just say as few words as possible on the topic.

My only social skills are the ones I picked up from movies and TV shows, so I am probably completely fucked.

 

[supersoldier]

I even literally bought an iPhone, just so that I would not be judged for my broken 2020 Android phone.

brutal

 

[starystulejarz]

I even literally bought an iPhone, just so that I would not be judged for my broken 2020 Android phone.

fuck them i will take my 2017 android phone to the grave (with them)

 

[Fat Link]

If they are upper middle class to middle class tier normies this is easy.

Just study your states sports teams various games and statistics and make small talk about how good the team/s is doing this year and unless these are black tie events wear brand new sports based dudebro clothes like team Jersey and sneakers or team related themed t-shirt and baseball cap and you’ll fit right in.

You could even hire an escort to literally be an escort just so you can have a halfways decent looking broad on your arm to appear socially successful.

 

[InceldianWarrior]

Anyone ever had a dinner with a bunch of normies, including women and had to pretend you were a normal human being?

Not really.
Last time I was in that situation was at a wedding. It was just me seated with a group of friends (as in a friendgroup I wasn't part of, not a group of my friends) because our ages were similar and they all left the table fairly quickly.

 

[DarkStar]

My only social skills are the ones I picked up from movies and TV shows, so I am probably completely fucked.

Watch some normie shows then, or look how they talk on twitter to each other.

 

[InceldianWarrior]

You could even hire an escort to literally be an escort just so you can have a halfways decent looking broad on your arm to appear socially successful.

Do any of them actually still offer this service ?

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

I fucking dread dinner with normie moggers. They can sense I'm a failure and a subhuman KHHV.

I would say try to be as subtle as possible, make yourself as small as possible, interact as little as possible with others to minimize the chance of being mogged and being made to feel bad.

BUT A PART OF ME WANTS TO TELL YOU TO HIRE A HOT LUXURY ESCORT AND TELL HER TO PRETEND SHE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND. TELL HER TO BE HANDSY AND OVERLY AFFECTION IN PUBLIC WITH YOU, SO THAT YOU WILL EVEN MOGG THE NORMIES' GIRLFRIENDS. MAKE THE FUCKING NORMIES SEETHE WITH YOUR HOT PRETEND GIRLFRIEND.

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FANTASY, BUT I HAVE TOO MUCH ANXIETY TO PULL IT OFF.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

I fucking dread dinner with normie moggers. They can sense I'm a failure and a subhuman KHHV.

I would say try to be as subtle as possible, make yourself as small as possible, interact as little as possible with others to minimize the chance of being mogged and being made to feel bad.

BUT A PART OF ME WANTS TO TELL YOU TO HIRE A HOT LUXURY ESCORT AND TELL HER TO PRETEND SHE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND. TELL HER TO BE HANDSY AND OVERLY AFFECTION IN PUBLIC WITH YOU, SO THAT YOU WILL EVEN MOGG THE NORMIES' GIRLFRIENDS. MAKE THE FUCKING NORMIES SEETHE WITH YOUR HOT PRETEND GIRLFRIEND.

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FANTASY, BUT I HAVE TOO MUCH ANXIETY TO PULL IT OFF.

TELL HER TO GIVE YOU A FOOTJOB UNDER THE TABLE AND MAKE IT OBVIOUS, BUT NOT TOO OBVIOUS. MAKE THE FUCKING NORMGROID SCUM MOGGER SEETHE. THEY KNOW YOU'RE A SUBHUMAN FAILURE, SO MAKE THEM SEETHE WITH A GOT PRETEND GIRLFRIEND

 

[sinclair_silence]

Literally just talk about the weather. Fucking normies are obsessed with this topic.

 

[Friezacel]

Literally just talk about the weather. Fucking normies are obsessed with this topic.

The most meme small talk topic

 

[Friezacel]

Dont go in the first place if its not business