Serious How do i prevent ants from biting my tongue?

[wasted12years]

The first ants have started to appear now since it's spring. I've started eating them in my garden and in the woods, they are delicious and taste like lemon. The only problem i have is that they bite my tongue before i even get to chew on them. How do i prevent this? It kinda hurts, and it's overall uncomfortable.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Incel trait: ants are biting your tongue

It's over

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

anteatERmaxxing

 

[Friezacel]

I thought this was a Reddit Copypasta but OP is serious. OvER for retardcels

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

It's not safe to eat ants directly from your garden or the woods without properly preparing them, as they may carry bacteria or parasites. Additionally, their bites can be painful and potentially harmful. Instead, if you want to enjoy ants as a food source, consider purchasing edible ants from a reputable source or learning how to safely harvest and prepare them yourself. Always ensure proper hygiene and food safety practices to avoid any discomfort or health risks.

 

[wasted12years]

It's not safe to eat ants directly from your garden or the woods without properly preparing them, as they may carry bacteria or parasites. Additionally, their bites can be painful and potentially harmful. Instead, if you want to enjoy ants as a food source, consider purchasing edible ants from a reputable source or learning how to safely harvest and prepare them yourself. Always ensure proper hygiene and food safety practices to avoid any discomfort or health risks.

I don't believe in bad bacteria/parasites and the everlasting false propaganda from the medical profession like most people do.

 

[Vendetta]

The first ants have started to appear now since it's spring. I've started eating them in my garden and in the woods, they are delicious and taste like lemon

Lay off the cocaine

 

[Pancakecel]

 

[wasted12years]

Lay off the cocaine

I've been eating ants since i was a kid. Only a brainwashed slave would find it disgusting.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

I don't believe in bad bacteria/parasites and the everlasting false propaganda from the medical profession like most people do.

Regardless of personal beliefs, consuming ants directly from your garden or the woods without proper preparation can still pose health risks. Ants may carry pathogens or contaminants that can cause illness. It's essential to prioritize food safety to protect your health. If you're interested in foraging for edible insects, consider researching safe and proper harvesting and preparation methods to minimize any potential risks.

 

[Vendetta]

I've been eating ants since i was a kid. Only a brainwashed slave would find it disgusting.

Why cant u just directly eat lemons then

 

[wasted12years]

Regardless of personal beliefs, consuming ants directly from your garden or the woods without proper preparation can still pose health risks. Ants may carry pathogens or contaminants that can cause illness. It's essential to prioritize food safety to protect your health. If you're interested in foraging for edible insects, consider researching safe and proper harvesting and preparation methods to minimize any potential risks.

Cooking will only destroy the taste and the nutrients of the ants. If there's really a health risk then i would be sick multiples times... I've been eating ants since i was a kid. Doctors want you sick so they can profit of you.

 

[wasted12years]

Why cant u just directly eat lemons then

Because they cost money, and if you ate like 3 lemons a day you would ruin your gut.

 

[SubhumanGamer]

Chew faster

 

[M3llow3lectrician]

I ate an ant once as a kid and it bit my tongue as well. Maybe boil them first.

 

[M3llow3lectrician]

Chew faster

Could squish it with his finger first

 

[wasted12years]

Could squish it with his finger first

Hmm, maybe, but some of the ant juice would not be preserved if you did that. It would lose some taste.

 

[wasted12years]

Chew faster

I will try ok.

 

[Vendetta]

Hmm, maybe, but some of the ant juice would not be preserved if you did that. It would lose some taste.

Buy a ant tank and then grab a scoop and eat it

 

[wasted12years]

Buy a ant tank and then grab a scoop and eat it

Why would i do that if i already have like 20 ant hills near my house? Ants are suppose to be free, just like chanterelles.

 

[Vendetta]

Why would i do that if i already have like 20 ant hills near my house? Ants are suppose to be free, just like chanterelles.

just scoop them in a container and save it for later

 

[wasted12years]

just scoop them in a container and save it for later

Yea, and ant eggs are even more juicy and delicious. It's a little too early to find an ant hill full of ants now. They are just starting to come out.

 

[bruhwtf]

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

It's not safe to eat ants directly from your garden or the woods without properly preparing them, as they may carry bacteria or parasites. Additionally, their bites can be painful and potentially harmful. Instead, if you want to enjoy ants as a food source, consider purchasing edible ants from a reputable source or learning how to safely harvest and prepare them yourself. Always ensure proper hygiene and food safety practices to avoid any discomfort or health risks.

based and AIpilled

 

[nazianime]

Lel

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

antpill is brutal

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

antpill destroyed me

 

[wasted12years]

antpill destroyed me

I've found these red ants near my garden pond now. They taste even more acidic.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

antpill is brutal

antpill destroyed me

Chad never have problems with ants

Only incel

Truecel trait: ants giving you trouble

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Chad never have problems with ants

Only incel

Truecel trait: ants giving you trouble

truecel trait: ant mogs you

 

[rope infinity ♾️]

The first ants have started to appear now since it's spring. I've started eating them in my garden and in the woods, they are delicious and taste like lemon. The only problem i have is that they bite my tongue before i even get to chew on them. How do i prevent this? It kinda hurts, and it's overall uncomfortable.

Squash them with your hands before eating

 

[wasted12years]

Squash them with your hands before eating

I'll lose some of the ant juice if i do that.

 

[rope infinity ♾️]

I'll lose some of the ant juice if i do that.

Lick it back from your hands

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Lick it back from your hands

Doesn't work, hands are salty, they ruin the ant juice

 

[rope infinity ♾️]

Doesn't work, hands are salty, they ruin the ant juice

ovER, you can either lose the juice or experience pain the choice is yours.

 

[wasted12years]

ovER, you can either lose the juice or experience pain the choice is yours.

When i ate the red ants yesterday my tongue was burning a little, but i ate like 50 of them. It's actually their defence mechanism to be acidic.

 

[wasted12years]

I just realized that ants can eat freshly sown seeds and vegetables. I was planning on growing vegetables in my garden this spring... Which means i have to eat even more ants now in order to genocide them and prevent them from eating my iceberg lettuce and onions.