Serious How do I know if my penis is big or not?

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Like, how do I measure it? Where do you start? Does length overshadow girth?

Sometimes I feel like I have hope. At other times, I feel like mine is nothing special?
 
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If it was big, you wouldn't have to measure it.
If you were chad, you wouldn't have to ask.
If you were going to get laid, you wouldn't have to try.
Tldr it's fucking over.
Just try the toilet paper roll test or something, not like it matters.
 
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DirtyCurryCell said:
Like, how do I measure it? Where do you start? Does length overshadow girth?

Sometimes I feel like I have hope. At other times, I feel like mine is nothing special?
doesnt matter as an incel, its over
 
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Just measure it. A ruler to the base of your dick, don't press in tho that's cheating. Make sure you're fully hard. For some reason if I know I wanna measure my dick, I can't get hard even if I watch porn
 
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mNFwTJ3wz9 said:
If it was big, you wouldn't have to measure it.
If you were chad, you wouldn't have to ask.
If you were going to get laid, you wouldn't have to try.
Tldr it's fucking over.
Just try the toilet paper roll test or something, not like it matters.
Golden words of wisdom
 
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you would fucking know if it was big, stupid question
 
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Toilet paper roll test is a quick easy start
 
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get some measuring tape
 
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mNFwTJ3wz9 said:
If it was big, you wouldn't have to measure it.
If you were chad, you wouldn't have to ask.
If you were going to get laid, you wouldn't have to try.
Tldr it's fucking over.
Just try the toilet paper roll test or something, not like it matters.
Best answer
 
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mNFwTJ3wz9 said:
If it was big, you wouldn't have to measure it.
If you were chad, you wouldn't have to ask.
If you were going to get laid, you wouldn't have to try.
 
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Go to an escort. If she comments on it being big then it is big.
If she doesn't say shit then its Small
 
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You will know if it's big because polar bears run from it.
 
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DirtyCurryCell said:
Sometimes I feel like I have hope.
Hope for what? Sucking own dick?
FullTimeLoser said:
A ruler to the base of your dick, don't press in tho that's cheating.
No that's the rule of measurement. BPEL.
 
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FullTimeLoser said:
Just measure it. A ruler to the base of your dick, don't press in tho that's cheating. Make sure you're fully hard. For some reason if I know I wanna measure my dick, I can't get hard even if I watch porn
Yeah. I need drugs to get fully hard. When I smoked weed without negative side effects and felt the lowest inhib of my life, my dick was nearly an inch bigger hard than what's it like sober hard tbh
 
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Just go on chat roulette for 30 minutes & if the dicks you see on there are consistently bigger than yours then you ain't big, small guys don't get their dick out for the world to see unless they're curry also most dudes will stop jerking when they see a guy, curries though; they'll keep going; dead ass horny monkies.
 
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DirtyCurryCell said:
Dickmaxxing
You mean running dick game? Because dickmaxxing I consider things making penis bigger.
 
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kikecel said:
Go to an escort. If she comments on it being big then it is big.
If she doesn't say shit then its Small
Bad idea. She will lie because she doesn’t want to lose customers or make things awkward.
 
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mNFwTJ3wz9 said:
If it was big, you wouldn't have to measure it.
If you were chad, you wouldn't have to ask.
If you were going to get laid, you wouldn't have to try.
 
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mNFwTJ3wz9 said:
If it was big, you wouldn't have to measure it.
If you were chad, you wouldn't have to ask.
If you were going to get laid, you wouldn't have to try.
Tldr it's fucking over.
Just try the toilet paper roll test or something, not like it matters.
 
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mNFwTJ3wz9 said:
If it was big, you wouldn't have to measure it.
If you were chad, you wouldn't have to ask.
If you were going to get laid, you wouldn't have to try.
 
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DirtyCurryCell said:
Like, how do I measure it? Where do you start? Does length overshadow girth?

Sometimes I feel like I have hope. At other times, I feel like mine is nothing special?
 
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For length, you take a ruler and push it into your pubic bone to get rid of the fat pad as to get an accurate measurement. For girth, you take a measuring tape and wrap it around the thickest part of your dick and see what the number is. Alternatively you could take a piece of string, wrap it around the thickest part of your dick and then mark where both ends meet, cut the rest off the string off and measure the length of that. I personally go with the measuring tape measurement because it gives me a smaller number.
 
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mänline said:
You mean running dick game? Because dickmaxxing I consider things making penis bigger.
Dickgame, yeah.
Bulgemaxxing.