I’ve wasted my 20s trying to be a good boi mistakenly thinking that going to college, working hard and pursuing a career would eventually be worth it. Alas I see what a fool I have been. My career has been destroyed by my Chad bully former manager, I believe he never liked me because of my height. All hard work in my field has been in vain. Getting a new job in my field now is next to impossible with endless sea of curry and chink slave labor. I’d rather die than work some poorfag job considering all the studying I did for my former career. Also even poorfag jobs are impossible to get with my resume.
I want get a loan of like $100000 to go out in a blaze of glory. Maybe go to SEA and use my JBW card to fuck and impregnate a bunch of noodles following @itsover’s playbook. If that fails then just fuck a ton of prostitutes and do drugs until I overdose or gather enough courage to put a shotgun in my mouth.
I have no intention of repaying this loan. My credit score is great 800, I have no debt of any kind, and a small 401k I plan to cash out. My parents are retarded boomers who have isolated themselves in their house my entire life and never taught me anything, there lives are essentially over yet they continue to have fights every day about petty nonsense and refuse to give me any money because they want me be subjected to life of perpetual debt/wage slavery they think is normal. I can’t stand living with my parents and I wish they would just die already and leave me an inheritance. I have no job or income right now. How do I get a massive personal loan?
I was thinking about lying on a student loan application. Telling the bank I need a loan for my Master degree. But then just using that money for whatever I want. I’m not sure how I would go about this or if I would have to provide the bank evidence of my fake university studies or if they would give me the money all at once or in installments
(I need it all at once). Also not sure if I would get in trouble if they found out I misappropriated the loan.
Just looking for advice on this and advice on general about what I should do with my life.
Any input is greatly appreciated.
I want get a loan of like $100000 to go out in a blaze of glory. Maybe go to SEA and use my JBW card to fuck and impregnate a bunch of noodles following @itsover’s playbook. If that fails then just fuck a ton of prostitutes and do drugs until I overdose or gather enough courage to put a shotgun in my mouth.
I have no intention of repaying this loan. My credit score is great 800, I have no debt of any kind, and a small 401k I plan to cash out. My parents are retarded boomers who have isolated themselves in their house my entire life and never taught me anything, there lives are essentially over yet they continue to have fights every day about petty nonsense and refuse to give me any money because they want me be subjected to life of perpetual debt/wage slavery they think is normal. I can’t stand living with my parents and I wish they would just die already and leave me an inheritance. I have no job or income right now. How do I get a massive personal loan?
I was thinking about lying on a student loan application. Telling the bank I need a loan for my Master degree. But then just using that money for whatever I want. I’m not sure how I would go about this or if I would have to provide the bank evidence of my fake university studies or if they would give me the money all at once or in installments
(I need it all at once). Also not sure if I would get in trouble if they found out I misappropriated the loan.
Just looking for advice on this and advice on general about what I should do with my life.
Any input is greatly appreciated.
