Serious How do I get friends?

[Deleted member 21883]

I don't know anybody. What did I do wrong?

 

[PotatoTomato]

try to befriend your oneitis' friends maby

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

go up to gorls and unzip your pants and show them your benis and they will immediately want to be your "friends"

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Shit social skills = death sentence

 

[Deleted member 21883]

try to befriend your oneitis' friends maby

Are you being serious or sarcastic?

 

[based_meme]

Don't bother. People usually want to associate with you for some material gain, favor, or increase in social status anyway. If you don't know anyone from "back in the day," it's over.

Friendship - true friendship, not this fake shit you see everywhere - is lost culture.

 

[Therapywasaaste]

go up to gorls and unzip your pants and show them your benis and they will immediately want to be your "friends"

Chad only

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

Chad only

 

[PotatoTomato]

Are you being serious or sarcastic?

 

[Quarantined]

friends are worthless backstabbers,

 

[BeastCel]

Just be confident inkwell