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How do I find a paedophile girlfriend?

jerrycan dan

jerrycan dan

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I was at the cinema three hours early and thought I could wait that time until I had to see the movie in a toilet cubicle - big mistake. After each movie ends, a big crowd of rowdy high school boys enter the bathroom. They are loud, bang on the cubicles and spill shit everywhere before laughing about how pissed off the cleaners will be. This is high school stuff, these guys look and sound high school aged.

I decide to leave the cubicle and start walking through the cbd even if every man I see with a woman heightmogs me just about and it hurts, and as I get out of the bathroom I pass the mirror just long enough to study their and my reflections.

I - at 172 centimetres tall - am shorter than just about all of them, and my face looks either the same age or younger. This is some serious ropefuel, these high schoolers all look more developed than me.

I'm starting to wonder if I should go for women that actively seek out barely pubescent-looking men. Where can I find paedophile foids?
 
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No pedophile gf for your face.
 
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I’m glad you realize this
 
What is bad about this plan bro?
I am old enough to drive and buy alcohol, I got a CPR certificate in my final year of high school that isn't valid anymore. I am older than these kids but I look 14, they maturitymog me into oblivion. The only alternative is fags since they're all paedophiles but I don't want to get fucked by a man.

I am a boymaxxed incel
 
What is bad about this plan bro?
I am old enough to drive and buy alcohol, I got a CPR certificate in my final year of high school that isn't valid anymore. I am older than these kids but I look 14, they maturitymog me into oblivion. The only alternative is fags since they're all paedophiles but I don't want to get fucked by a man.

I am a boymaxxed incel
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ITT OP doesnt know what a paedophile is...
 
Another babyfacedcel, feels terrible
 
ITT OP doesnt know what a paedophile is...
I am using cuck logic in which men have sex with flat chested postpubescent women as a socially acceptable outlet for their paedophilia.
I need to find a gf looking for JB males
 

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