How do I convince niggas in Chicago to shoot me?

[Claude]

Im flying to OHare airport in Middle of July
Im thinking to go to Chicago ghetto areas and try to get myself killed by gun

Should I just disrespect the blacks there?

 

[Hannibal]

You can try that

 

[haterofemoids]

Die Hard with a Vengeance has a scene you could copy.

 

[subhuman]

Say the n word

 

[CroatianManlet]

Yell nigger at them

 

[Ika-Sama]

Just say you're apart of a rival gang of the neighborhood you're in and talk shit.

 

[Puppeter]

 

[Ducky]

Shoot at them

 

[Mecoja]

Hijack the plane and smash it into the white house.

 

[SparkLight]

Not advocating for suicide but a rope would be way easier, they probably won’t shoot and will just beat you to death

 

[nazianime]

Not advocating for suicide but a rope would be way easier, they probably won’t shoot and will just beat you to death

Just go to a ghetto area at night looking like you got money. Then when they rob you call them nigger monkeys. Guaranteed to get you killed

 

[Sexless incel]

Go in front of one and say: All lives matter

 

[Misogynist Curry 卐]

Hijack the plane and smash it into the white house.

 

[SparkLight]

Just go to a ghetto area at night looking like you got money. Then when they rob you call them nigger monkeys. Guaranteed to get you killed

Actually never mind this is a surefire way to get killed bonus points if you wear blackface

 

[Deleted member 43928]

yell "nigger" at the top of your lungs

 

[Rivened]

Approach and point a bb gun (orange tip painted black so it looks somewhat realistic) suddenly at one.

 

[coping_manlet]

Don’t let chimps take you out bro

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

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[NoLooksNoLife]

Im flying to OHare airport in Middle of July
Im thinking to go to Chicago ghetto areas and try to get myself killed by gun

Should I just disrespect the blacks there?

Disrespect the local gangs

 

[Deleted member 44077]

Yelling nigger will just get you beaten and maybe turned into some internet meme

Talk about their mom and lie about being in a rival gang

 

[CIA nigger]

try and predict when a drive-by will happen and let the niggers shoot you then

 

[crestfallencel]

yell "this is MAGA country" and chase them with noose

 

[ilieknothing]

Wear black face and yell “Listen here niggers, all lives matter”

 

[satou]

Getting killed by a nigger is probably one of the last ways I'd want to go out.

 

[Claude]

Getting killed by a nigger is probably one of the last ways I'd want to go out.

It’s embarrassing but it’s the easiest way to go

 

[satou]

It’s embarrassing but it’s the easiest way to go

I think death by cops would be easier tbh. Just rush at an officer with a weapon or one of those fake guns.

 

[Oneitiscel]

ask them if they know where the "real perc 30's are" and pretend to be a really bad narc. They will gun you down on sight.

 

[Saint Cho]

Shoot them first and they'll probably shoot back.

 

[Quarantined]

tell them they weren't kangz

 

[Linesnap99]

brutal.

 

[AnotherInsertCel1]

Rent a car and drive around multiple times and slow down a few times when you see someone pump fake.

 

[Oneitiscel]

Go to O Block and yell out loud "smokin on that von pack"