Serious how do escortcels know they're going to get what they pay for?

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Escortcelling has never been the way I wanted to lose my virginity because I don't think I'm the kind of person who would enjoy casual sex outside of a relationship, but due to my failing health I'm warming up to the idea since I might not have much time left.

So I've been browsing a few escort sites, and one of the things I've noticed is that they almost never actually mention having sex with customers, it's always talking about going on dates and such. Is this just something they do to make it hard for the cops to prove they're prostitutes in court, or do a lot of them actually not have sex with customers? ie, is there an implicit guarantee that she'll have sex with you, or do you need to seek out one who explicitly makes that promise?

(i live in america, so prostitution is illegal)
 
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Yes anon, whores have sex for money.
 
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yeah they usually write "massage" and shit like that, but if they show the pics of the woman and her physique then it means she is a whore
 
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I also live in Cuckmerica and have used escorts before.

mericks said:
So I've been browsing a few escort sites, and one of the things I've noticed is that they almost never actually mention having sex with customers, it's always talking about going on dates and such. Is this just something they do to make it hard for the cops to prove they're prostitutes in court
Yes it's basically legal jargon so police can't go after you because its not "prostitution" but rather "a date between 2 consenting adults who are spending time together".

So yes sex is gonna happen, but because of cops they have to phrase it in that way.

As far as escortcelling goes, I've found it to be a hit or a miss, honestly.

I never went to crackwhore street walkers, I went to "higher-end" escorts and still had issues. A lot of times the sex felt rushed, the whore laid there like a dead fish, and many times it just felt like she was rushing me. Also I've been rejected many times outright because I'm black.

There have been a few times where I found amazing escorts who gave great sex and "companionship" (I know that sounds cheesy).
Overall escortcelling is a pretty expensive hit or miss thing, but its better than being a betabuxx or a cuck.
 
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mericks said:
Is this just something they do to make it hard for the cops to prove they're prostitutes in court

Well, indeed it is. The very word "escort" doesn't imply anything sexual per se. It's an euphemism used to give plausible deniability to both the client and the so-called escort. Same for massage parlors, btw.
mericks said:
(i live in america, so prostitution is illegal)
Isn't it legal in Nevada?
 
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Meus said:
this site isn't anonymous we have user names silly
 
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You go to escort review sites like theeroticreview.com
 
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Wellington said:
Also I've been rejected many times outright because I'm black.
Imagine being a whore, the most bottom of the barrel, lowest social class in society and thinking that you're above blacks, or "too good" to take black dick :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:

It also makes absolutely no sense that selling their body is their livelyhood, yet they reject paying customers just because of the customer's skin color. Like whore do you want my money or not :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:

Foids are so retarded.
 
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I disdain escortcelling. Giving money to a whore who has sucked and rode thousands of dicks, Absolutely disgusting.
 
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CantEscapeYourFate said:
Imagine being a whore, the most bottom of the barrel, lowest social class in society and thinking that you're above blacks, or "too good" to take black dick :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:

It also makes absolutely no sense that selling their body is their livelyhood, yet they reject paying customers just because of the customer's skin color. Like whore do you want my money or not :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:

Foids are so retarded.
Exactly brocel

The crazy part is even many black whores rejected me because they only wanted white male clients
 
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Wellington said:
As far as escortcelling goes, I've found it to be a hit or a miss, honestly.
100% accurate from my experiences as well
My most "what the fuck" moment was when I scheduled a "date" with a average sized blonde woman and got a BBW brunette instead. She answered the door and I was fucking scared because I thought it was a police sting. She looked nothing like her picture

Granted it (i guess?) ended up being better for me since the BBW was quite chill
 
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You don't. You use review sites and filter the bad and good servicing whores. The reviews may be fake and made by the own whore or her simps, so you trust more in reviews made by long time users.
 
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Wellington said:
I never went to crackwhore street walkers, I went to "higher-end" escorts and still had issues. A lot of times the sex felt rushed, the whore laid there like a dead fish, and many times it just felt like she was rushing me.
I also never went to street hookers but I think that I would be less nervous around cheap hookers because they wouldn't judge you harshly. Its easy to catch STD with them and some just look horrible and degraded but some are not that bad.
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I disdain escortcelling. Giving money to a whore who has sucked and rode thousands of dicks, Absolutely disgusting.
Some men are desperate for sex. It's may be disgusting but so is life. You would feel disgust if someone told you to eat your pet ( dog or cat ). But you would eat your pets during hunger time.
 
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Wellington said:
Exactly brocel

The crazy part is even many black whores rejected me because they only wanted white male clients
they probably are afraid of getting beaten up
 
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highinhibition said:
they probably are afraid of getting beaten up
No

They just wanted white men
They told me they even reject black men who are educated, middle-class, respectable, law-abiding
 
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Whorecelling in the US is a tremendous, expensive risk and gamble. Not worth it in the slightest- if you must whorecel do it in another country.
 
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AmIjustDreaming said:
I disdain escortcelling. Giving money to a whore who has sucked and rode thousands of dicks, Absolutely disgusting.
I agree for the most part, it's just that I expect to be dead in a few years (due to illness, not roping) and I want to get laid at least once before I die, even if it's unfulfilling hooker sex.
 
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If you really want to make sure, there are escort review forums you can go to, to see how she's treated her previous clients.
Normally googling her number is enough to find a forum thread about her.
 
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Pixycel said:
this site isn't anonymous we have user names silly
My name really is Emba

Yeah, that's the ticket...
 
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How much does an average escort in burgerland cost?
 
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Unless it's with a regular, you don't. If you see someone with good reviews, or someone with a reputable agency, you have a higher chance of getting your money's worth.

But at the end of the day it's a gamble.
 
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they usually do not mention sex so they cant get caught by cops.

where i live, its legal however the whores are only allowed to advertise certain things on their ad. its pretty crazy