It's really pathetic when I think how I reached the egg out of millions of other sperms. If I won, imagine how shitty all the other ones would have been.
Bruh the other ones would've ended up being more deformed
Your mother's immune system probably killed millions of average-Chad level men, white blood cells attack the sperm as they go on their trek towards the egg.
Your mother could've killed you, you could've been spared, but it wasn't mean to be. And you picked the shortest of millions/billions of straws, to win the lottery for a life of pain and suffering.
You feeling lucky?
Your mother could've killed you, you could've been spared, but it wasn't mean to be. And you picked the shortest of millions/billions of straws, to win the lottery for a life of pain and suffering.
You feeling lucky?
The other ones were better than me probably
races me. XD
The normie sperms pushed you in as a prank.
JFL imagine being a parent and still making a kid after your first 2 coming out as vegetables
Pieces of shit betrayed me
To think I went passed the white blood cells jfl
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The price of winning this race is misery and sadness.
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The other sperm could've not had autism 
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Maybe its also the egg's fault? Why only blame the Sperm? At least they fought their way in to be the first.
Meanwhile the egg just waited at the finishing line
Meanwhile the egg just waited at the finishing line
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I hate thinking about this shit, it should not have been me
Where is that fathers axe?
Your mother’s egg was probably a dried up piece of shit. The sperm probably was legit Chad-tier and got fucked by the shitty egg.
Story of my life
I think its incredible that I beat the odds of being alive but yet cant win anything in life. When i tell my friends how lucky they are that they are alive they dont really care normies are so ungrateful
I bet even in the grave normie corpses are going to try and cuck us somehow.even before birth we were cucked by normies
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