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JFL How did Hitler have sex with his wife? What was his favourite positions?

Lonelyus

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Th block 228 eva braun
 
Mainländer

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I bet he preferred doggy a HUNDred times over missionary.
 
The Vampire

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I think one of his moves was the gas chamber. he would place his nose right in her arsehole and tell her to fart, then he would inhale all the toxic gas.
 
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his favourite position was with a gun to her head

based IMO
 
Serpents reign

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Hitler died of virgin didn't he?
 
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@LeFrenchCel is 100% correct, Hitler's dog was the only one doing the fucking

dogpill is law, even if you're the Fuhrer
 
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They're old so definitely missionary.
 

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