How can you trigger schizophrenia?

[Deleted member 3129]

How can I trigger schizophrenia? I am extremely ugly and have no skills, so I need a sure way to never have to work again while having lots of NEETbux. I am also retardedly depressive and anxious, so there's that. Are there any ways I can trigger schizophrenia so that I am retarded for life?

 

[Oroborus]

Why? It will only make your life worse

 

[FamilyGuy1999]

Why? It will only make your life worse
Why? It will only make your life worse

he's trying to get neetbux

 

[BrazilianLambda]

Schizophrenia develops around puberty. It doesn't just pop out of the blue. Also, neetbux don't pay much, unless you live in Sweden or something.

 

[nice_try]

Fake it till you make it

 

[Animecel2D]

Smoke weed and do mushrooms

 

[Deleted member 3129]

Schizophrenia develops around puberty. It doesn't just pop out of the blue. Also, neetbux don't pay much, unless you live in Sweden or something.

Online shit says it develops around 18-40 years, like most conditions. I've heard that taking psychedelics can trigger it if you got the genetic makeup for it, maybe that could do it?

 

[SilentSpecter]

Smoke weed and do mushrooms

this + high doses of LSD, ALL at the same time

why tho, don't be an idiot

 

[CrackingYs]

If you smoke a lot of weed and don't sleep very much for months, you can eventually have a psychosis that is similar to what someone with schizophrenia experiences basically all the time spontaneously. They won't just give you a NEETbux salary for this though.

 

[fatneckmike]

fake it
this is a good idea thank you

 

[Fannigan]

How can I trigger schizophrenia? I am extremely ugly and have no skills, so I need a sure way to never have to work again while having lots of NEETbux. I am also retardedly depressive and anxious, so there's that. Are there any ways I can trigger schizophrenia so that I am retarded for life?

just fake it dude, read uncle remus's guide. https://imgur.com/r/Incels/OyOid

or if you have autism and/or diagnosed depression then you can use that to apply legitimately, you just have to convince them you can't work because of your disorders. if you haven't had a job yet, do not get one. or get one and flip out randomly in the middle of working after a couple weeks on the job, either way works

 

[BETAMARTYR]

Just watch video essays about The Shining that over analysis everything. You'll get the feeling of schizophrenia soon enough.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

People with ASD are at increased risk.