Serious How can I become neet?

[Remyx]

I'm tired of motherfuckers on here who live on easy mode and brag about being neet, while acting like us less fortunate can just stop working. Trust me, if I could go neet right now, I would. So neets, give me some advice, step by step.
If anyone knows an agent who can help me put cartoons on tv, that would be the best way for me to neet, but I know those odds are low.

 

[Insomniac]

do you have autism or any other disability? If not, then just pretend to be retarded. Can’t be that hard tbh.

 

[Blacktarpill]

It looks fun but if you have expensive xopes its not a great way to live.

 

[ReallyRice]

It looks fun but if you have expensive copes its not a great way to live.

 

[GoonCel]

do you have autism or any other disability? If not, then just pretend to be retarded. Can’t be that hard tbh.

just fake autism theory

 

[Blacktarpill]

do you have autism or any other disability? If not, then just pretend to be retarded. Can’t be that hard tbh.

It would be pretty easy for me tbh.

 

[Remyx]

do you have autism or any other disability? If not, then just pretend to be retarded. Can’t be that hard tbh.

Take me step by step

 

[quinn24]

be rich like knajjd

 

[Remyx]

God damn this place is useless

 

[Deleted member 10150]

LDAR and dont spend money , next level homelessness

cheap copes (phone + free wifi ) (riding bike ..from dumpster ) (walk nad watch ppl ) (go to sleep 12+ hours)

 

[ihaveno1]

just win the lotery br0

 

[Deleted member 16455]

If I had rich parents, I would be one

 

[drakon_iz_ada]

'Fake' autism (sometimes you don't even have to, tell doctors you have no friends and you are depressed, worked for me) or be born with rich parents. I did both.

 

[Incellectual]

Becoming a NEET is actually pretty hard, especially if you ever held a job before or have money.

 

[StaroRavager]

So neets, give me some advice, step by step.

Program #1
Step 1: Have parents that will shelter and coddle you forever
Step 2: Profit
Program #2 Absue the welfare state
Step 1: Snag a welfare, unemployment, or disability check
Step 2: Get subsidized housing
Program #3 Get rich
Step 1: Read the book titled The Secret
Step 2: Play the Megamillions
Step 3 (if Step 2 fails): Drive all the way to Arizona and play the Poweball

God damn this place is useless

Yup

 

[Anoncel123]

NEET lifestyle it's a more than a blessing than an actual thing that someone could become by himself. Full NEET is very difficult unless you have won the lottery or have parents that support you indefinitely. Many of us here have part-time jobs or go to study (like me for example). You can work online from your own home if you can, or trade too. Wagecucking is a death sentence tbh, don't do it unless is your last option.

 

[Nothingness]

@NeetSupremacist


I summon thee mega neet

 

[Indari]

Make lots of money