How are you collegecels doing your homework during quarantine?

[Deleted member 7448]

I'm at the peak of laziness. I don't think I could do anything in a more half-assed way. Tbh I'm worried they'll notice how shit my work is, but I'm banking on the fact that they'll probably just glance at it for 2 seconds and forget about it.

What I do is google things until I eventually find something that's remotely related to what I need to do, put it through google translate and then just correct edit the translation to make it look good. Unfortunately the cunts give subjects that I can't even google cause they're so obscure and specific, so I just cram some text that barely has any connection to what I'm talking about and I just add a sentence or two at the start to make it seem like it's connected.

Tbh I have 2 subjects in English, those are dope. Had to do a review of a book. Lmao I just copy pasted paragraphs from the book and called it a day.

 

[OldIncel]

Same as before because my university submits all homework on the internet.

Only thing I'm freaking out about is that now all of my classes are going to be meeting via conference calls. And I'm going to have to give a presentation online. I'm trying to think of ways to get out of it. Maybe DDOS my own ip address to make it look like my network is having issues and get out of it.

 

[Deleted member 22549]

Just half-assing it while i LDAR, play vidya, drink diet coke, browse .co and smoke a cig.

 

[Deleted member 7448]

Same as before because my university submits all homework on the internet.

Only thing I'm freaking out about is that now all of my classes are going to be meeting via conference calls. And I'm going to have to give a presentation online. I'm trying to think of ways to get out of it. Maybe DDOS my own ip address to make it look like my network is having issues and get out of it.

What's so hard about a presentation? Just read some shit you wrote beforehand and that's it.

 

[OldIncel]

What's so hard about a presentation? Just read some shit you wrote beforehand and that's it.

You're a normie if you think giving presentations are no big deal.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

My break got extended, so now I'm hanging around (literally from a tree).

 

[Deleted member 7448]

You're a normie if you think giving presentations are no big deal.

I'm an autist with an avoidant personality and possibly bipolar, but I gave so many presentations in this life I don't give a shit about them anymore to be honest.

What I do is just put a shitload of info on a powerpoint and then just start reading a few sentences, then go off on a tangent and give examples. Or you could just keep reading for like 15 minutes and call it a day.

 

[Deleted member 21514]

cuck if u go to college ngl

 

[ItsOver4cel]

I haven't even started doing my shit tbh

 

[OldIncel]

I'm an autist with an avoidant personality and possibly bipolar, but I gave so many presentations in this life I don't give a shit about them anymore to be honest.

What I do is just put a shitload of info on a powerpoint and then just start reading a few sentences, then go off on a tangent and give examples. Or you could just keep reading for like 15 minutes and call it a day.

I don't like putting myself on a platform as a clown for Chads and Stacies to laugh at.

 

[Deleted member 7448]

I don't like putting myself on a platform as a clown for Chads and Stacies to laugh at.

Yeah I get that, I'm a huge introvert and I see people snickering at the many tiny little mistakes I make when speaking cause I don't have much experience actually talking. But I don't care about that all that much, cause this is something you HAVE to do. You're not showing off or anything, it's just one boring chore you have to get out of the way. And Chads and Stacies aren't doing much better than you, so what if they smirk, fuck them and their 70 IQ ass.

Exposure therapy works tbh, I did so many presentations I really don't give a fuck anymore, I just throw some shit together and start improvising.

 

[OldIncel]

Yeah I get that, I'm a huge introvert and I see people snickering at the many tiny little mistakes I make when speaking cause I don't have much experience actually talking. But I don't care about that all that much, cause this is something you HAVE to do. You're not showing off or anything, it's just one boring chore you have to get out of the way. And Chads and Stacies aren't doing much better than you, so what if they smirk, fuck them and their 70 IQ ass.

Exposure therapy works tbh, I did so many presentations I really don't give a fuck anymore, I just throw some shit together and start improvising.

Okay. That does give me a new perspective. I gotta learn how to not give a fuck.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Not a collegecel tbh

 

[Yerberito]

probably they can use facebook or whatsapp

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Just half-assing it while i LDAR, play vidya, drink coke, browse .co

 

[fast_curry]

My break got extended, so now I'm hanging around (literally from a tree).

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What do they teach at gorilla school?

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

What do they teach at gorilla school?

I take online courses at a human college.

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

I'm studying video lectures rn.

 

[Egbertjack]

I have this stupid country wide entrance exam I had 2 years to study for but didn’t do jack shit.

what is your major?

 

[Haywire]

cuck if u go to college ngl

you didnt go at all?

 

[Unhappy-Man]

I am final year uni and this is going to fuck me over.
I do not have the motivation to do everything from hope and I will just be lazy.
All my coursework is changing aswell

 

[Deleted member 23656]

If you have that much trouble having discipline to do work in college your parents paid for, I would hate to imagine what would happen when you're an actual adult.

 

[Deleted member 21514]

you didnt go at all?

I went only 1 month lol

 

[fast_curry]

If you have that much trouble having discipline to do work in college your parents paid for, I would hate to imagine what would happen when you're an actual adult.

tbh it's difficult to get enough motivation to work when you don't feel the competition from peers. I'm always way more productive when sitting in my lab compared to ldaring in my apartment