LifeFuel How 2 ascend

[Phosphorus]

31 showers a day
Mewing
Personalitymaxx
Confidencemaxx
Keep eye contact
11 more showers
Talk good
Eat brick for jawline
Breathe through nose
Don’t be shy

“It worked for me” -
Chad gets all the ladies, surely we can do the same if we just follow his tricks.

 

[blackedpiller]

How bout inception maxx

 

[ars]

there’s no way this mewing shit works right
this article says there’s no legit research showing it works past child age https://www.health.com/mewing-70980...nstructing,, breathing, or orthodontic issues.

 

[PersonalityChad]

Don't forget Bonesmashing

 

[Phosphorus]

Don't forget Bonesmashing

Bonessmashmaxxing to fix your skull genetics bro

 

[Phosphorus]

there’s no way this mewing shit works right
this article says there’s no legit research showing it works past child age https://www.health.com/mewing-7098082#:~:text=Mewing is a facial reconstructing,, breathing, or orthodontic issues.

Doesn’t give you a chiseled jawline. It’s healthy though since it’s the correct tongue posture/placement. But if you have shit jawline genetics then that’s what you’ll get.

 

[FinnCel]

Get a haircut while taking a shower

 

[ars]

Get a haircut while taking a shower

on a serious note, if you had a large 3 mirror setup inside your shower that wouldn't be damaged by water you could certainly cut 30 minutes off of the entire full body grooming process if you're a high-maintenancecel like me, opposed to using the extremely awkward angles of the mirrors that were regularly placed by normies who apparently don't even groommaxx (I saw this issue in like 9 apartments I've been to so far) and being forced to vacuum hair from the entire bathroom and all of its' furniture