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Venting house to myself for a week and nothing to do

ramoscel

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mom left for vacation so ive got the house to myself for a week. i cant do anything with that though and thats kinda frustrating. if i was a chad i would probably have foids over but alas i was born hideous and retarded

what do i do? just boozemaxx and cope?

i already jacked off in the living room, so thats out of the picture also
 
mom left for vacation so ive got the house to myself for a week. i cant do anything with that though and thats kinda frustrating. if i was a chad i would probably have foids over but alas i was born hideous and retarded

what do i do? just boozemaxx and cope?

i already jacked off in the living room, so thats out of the picture also
Drinkmaxx , drugmaxx

Escortmaxx

Maybe go out at night and DO graffiti or slash tires (In sims4)
 
Drinkmaxx , drugmaxx

Escortmaxx

Maybe go out at night and DO graffiti or slash tires (In sims4)
how do i escortmaxx without getting scammed on some shady website? i live in upstate NY so it’s probably harder too
 
Lol I was just in your situation, I have no one to invite over. Honestly I just used this forum and cinemamaxxed.
My mother always questions where I am when I leave the house so if you have an overbearing mother or something you can just leave the house and go somewhere at night batmanmaxxing.
 
mom left for vacation so ive got the house to myself for a week. i cant do anything with that though and thats kinda frustrating. if i was a chad i would probably have foids over but alas i was born hideous and retarded

what do i do? just boozemaxx and cope?

i already jacked off in the living room, so thats out of the picture also
Cook meth
 
Just masturbate really loudly
 
coomermaxxin
>lots of weed
>Headphones
>Isochronic tones (mynoise.net)
>r/gonewildaudio
just take a lot of edibles until you lose the sense of reality (somewhat btw 100-200mg), put ur headphones on and lay naked in bed and welcome yourself into dopamine and coping heaven, asmr, hfo, ff4m, fff4m these are some search words u can use, if u are high as a kite u can trick ur mind into these escenarios it can feel real and ur dick can get hard even without touchin it and u can also cum hands free, until the audios ends until the effects of the edibles ends and then it feels a lot worse than a normal jackin off post nut clarity but you also remembered that it felt a lot better than a normal jackin off, so u do it again.
 

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