Feminists are just clump of cells
- Jun 16, 2019
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Get ready for the ‘Hot Vax Summer’, as the newly vaccinated plan to celebrate their lockdown liberations with free loveAfter a year of Covid loneliness, restraint and boredom, some relationship experts are predicting a wave of carefree sexual encounters as the weather warms up. The new dating etiquette? ‘What’s your vaccination status, baby?’www.rt.com
After a year of Covid loneliness, restraint and boredom, some relationship experts are predicting a wave of carefree sexual encounters as the weather warms up. The new dating etiquette? ‘What’s your vaccination status, baby?’
In June 2020, it slowly began dawning on all of us that the quarantine was going to last a lot longer than we originally expected, and that it would be months before a vaccine arrived. As such, me and my single friends all asked ourselves the same important question – are we not going to be able to have sex for at least a year?
I responded to this harrowing prospect by shacking up with the first guy I met on Hinge (a dating app) who knew how to use a fork and seemed to conform to some basic hygiene standards (we’re now in a serious relationship so, thanks, corona!). Others, understandably, felt that going on any dates at all was way too risky, and resigned themselves to an indeterminate sentence of celibacy. For many of these long-suffering souls, relief may finally be on the way in the form of the Hot Vax Summer.
An obvious play on ‘Hot Girl Summer’ – the 2019 meme that celebrated a woman’s right to lushly enjoy the warmest season – ‘Hot Vax Summer’ suggests that the coming months will be a sweaty stage for fully-vaccinated people fornicating like rabbits. It will be lit. It will be like Sodom and Gomorrah all over again and, this time, God is not invited to the party.
“Hot vax summer will be the collective rediscovery of the joys of human interaction and touch. It’ll be the release of internalized anxieties, stress and frustration,” Prishita Maheshwari-Aplin, a trustee at Voices4 London and the politics editor at Bricks magazine, told the Guardian, in an article headlined: ‘So. Much. Sex’: a beginner’s guide to the ‘hot vax summer’.
Chad has been fucking the whole pandemic, why do you think women would magically would want to fuck any different kind of man after taking the jab? They will only fuck the same 20% more and be part of their harems. Maybe they can fuck enough to produce super aids and kill all the sex havers.