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Serious Hooker/escortceling isn't an option for us from a rational and financial point of view

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Here in Germany prostitution is legal. I did some research lately.
Prices vary a lot (1€ = 1,17 $ atm btw).

30-70€ ugly sluts from the streets or low class brothel. U are allowed to fuck her for 20 minutes and that's it. Sometimes u aren't even allowed to touch her while fucking for that price. Jfl.

100-200€ U can get a barely decent looking hooker. It's the price for 1 hour most of the time. U probably have to pay more if u want special stuff like anal or so. This tier is the minimum in my opinion. However still rushed sex. She won't take time for u or will really listen to what u want.

200+€ Escort prices starts from here. Also more high classed hookers in brothels. Still the price for 1 hour. They will take time for u. Also u can get stuff like "girlfriend experience" from them. But still everything done quit badly at this tier.

500+€ high class escorts at this point. Literally 10/10 Staceys. They will take time for u and listen to your needs. They can do "girlfriend experience" and many say it feels very real. Still 500€ is just for 1 hour. If u want to spent a whole day with her or more 2000+€. Also those girls are medically checked and have to be free from diseases. But still no 100% guarantee. But with that, her smaller amount of clients and her higher hygiene u can actually kiss her or even lick her pussy I would say. On every tier below that, very risky to do so in my honest opinion.


So now we compare to Chads life. He could literally get a girl of the 500+€ tier for free every day with tinder. 500×30=15.000€ and that's just the price for one hour! So basically an incel would have to pay 15.000€ each month more to get a faked version of chads life. And it would still not be the same. :feelsgah:

Impossible if u haven't noticed yet. A very high class lawyer here would make 150.000 a year. So even he couldn't afford such a lifestyle.

So ok no chad life for us. Let's compare to normie level. Normie can find a decent gf and they may have sex 3 times a week. So we take a girl from the low tier for 150€. 150×12= 1.800

So we would have to pay 1.800€ more each moth to get a badly experience of normie life.

Still barely affordable for a workingclass citizen. If u make 60.000 a year u would already be higher middleclass here. 60.000÷12= 5.000.
From this 5.000 remove taxes, rent, food and so on. I dont see a way there is 1.800 left for each month.

And this would still be low tier escortceling. :feelsgah: Ok u could go the lowest tier. But those girls are really disgusting.

I would say the best way is maybe safe 500€ each moth and get one good experience with a high class escort each month.

It's still all fake and all bullshit. No love or a affection in there. Escorts and hookers are no way out of inceldom! It's no permanent solution.

Fuck this life. Embrace suicide :heart:
 
same here, but street hookers are 10 euros and they are mostly from africa or east europe, i wish i could have rich parents at least
 
High IQ post, good research done.
 
Very high IQ post. Very good research done. Yeah Escortcelling isn't an option for us.

HOWEVER I still don't think we should allow those Radfemincels to run Escortcelling/Cope out of existence to spite Chad & Stacy OR us. I believe their main target.
 
Sex is overrated. Femoids are overrated. Don't fall for pussies, they don't deserve that.
If you give money for sex you're a huge CUCK.
 
just get a fleshlight
 
Escortcelling doesn't make sense in the West AFAIK. You need to be in SEA to really enjoy escortcelling. In 70euro you can get very good looking young girls for the night. You will need to pay almost 10 times for an escort of similar looks in the West for the same time and in the end get mechanical sex.
 
Escortcelling doesn't make sense in the West AFAIK. You need to be in SEA to really enjoy escortcelling. In 70euro you can get very good looking young girls for the night. You will need to pay almost 10 times for an escort of similar looks in the West for the same time and in the end get mechanical sex.

Only if u like the girls there. Not everyone finds Asian/sea foids attractive.
 
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One issue: chad doesn't get Stacy for free. Dinner dates, clothes, presents etc. Of course nowhere near the Escort rates but still to be taken into consideration. What's a chad without money?
 
Escortcelling doesn't make sense in the West AFAIK. You need to be in SEA to really enjoy escortcelling. In 70euro you can get very good looking young girls for the night. You will need to pay almost 10 times for an escort of similar looks in the West for the same time and in the end get mechanical sex.
this. fuck that 15min-1hour garbage. literally EVERYTHING about thailand is better than in the west. and you can actually get a hot gf and not pay for fucking sex
One issue: chad doesn't get Stacy for free. Dinner dates, clothes, presents etc. Of course nowhere near the Escort rates but still to be taken into consideration. What's a chad without money?
huge cope. the only chad i know doesnt even date foids, he just slays
 
One issue: chad doesn't get Stacy for free. Dinner dates, clothes, presents etc. Of course nowhere near the Escort rates but still to be taken into consideration. What's a chad without money?
Low iq. Chad don't need money. He just needs Tinder and he can meet up foids for fuckdates. And even he goes for a gf he don't have to pay for her. She will stay cuz hes chad.
 
Only if u like the girls there. Not everyone fine Asian/sea foids attractive.
I think for most people moving there and money are the bigger issues. Loads of good looking cute Asian chicks. Even if I prefer to have sex with Hot blonde women, I wouldn't reject hot Asian chicks. Good looking Asian chicks, I will doubt anyone won't find attractive, especially when they don't have options in the West.
this. fuck that 15min-1hour garbage. literally EVERYTHING about thailand is better than in the west. and you can actually get a hot gf and not pay for fucking sex

Very true. People say SEA chicks have low standards. I'd say they have realistic standards. Getting your looksmatch gf is very easy and getting above that isn't difficult too. While in a lot of rest of the world women only want guy 3 rating points above them. It's a joke. And you would have to spend much lesser than you would on a Western foid as a betabux. And get better sex too in the end.
 
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Here in the Netherlands (howdy neighbor) it's cheaper.

In cities like Amsterdam and The Hague you have nice redlight zones where you can fuck an 8-9/10 for around 100 euros a 30 min, 150-200 euros an hour.

This week I went to The Hague and fucked an 9/10 Bulgarian chick (slim, blonde, tight ass), 22 years old, for 20 min or so, effectively. it had cost me 100 euros. It was my first experience with such a beautiful girl. Btw, I ain't bothered by the fact she has to fuck with someone like me, she can also choose to do blue collar work (but hey, you know women; $$$$$). The experience btw wasn't that good, skills were nothing special.

Recently I've also fucked a slim and young Thai chick in a Thai massage parlour. She fucked my brains out. 150 euro for an hour.

If you want good payed sex, come to NL. We have plenty of red windows, saunas, massage parlours, clubs, escorts (agencies) etc which can provide you. You can have a decent fuck starting from 50 euros.
 
high IQ post, it costs way too much
 
In cities like Amsterdam and The Hague you have nice redlight zones where you can fuck an 8-9/10 for around 100 euros a 30 min, 150-200 euros an hour.

I can vouch for that, in NL I found a solid 8/10 payfemoid at 100€ for 45 minutes. They're fucking amazing, on average, at least from my experience.

The main problem of escortcelling is money expenditure, I acknowledge that, even if I'm an enthusiast. However, quality shouldn't be compromised for any reason due to the appearance of stronger STDs. Better paying more, for real.

The author of the topic has made very good research, I somewhat agree with his viewpoint. Escortcelling is palliative, not a cure. But, since females are basically liars at the core, I still doubt of the validation and love they can give, even to Chad.
 
Like you even need to do math and prove that it's not financially possible rofl, sex with escort is glorified masturbation. If that fixes your situation you didn't have much problems to begin with.
 
I think it is a sign that we shouldn't be having sex if we have to go to these extremes.
 
C
Sex is overrated. Femoids are overrated. Don't fall for pussies, they don't deserve that.
If you give money for sex you're a huge CUCK.
Cope
 
I can vouch for that, in NL I found a solid 8/10 payfemoid at 100€ for 45 minutes. They're fucking amazing, on average, at least from my experience.

The main problem of escortcelling is money expenditure, I acknowledge that, even if I'm an enthusiast. However, quality shouldn't be compromised for any reason due to the appearance of stronger STDs. Better paying more, for real.

The author of the topic has made very good research, I somewhat agree with his viewpoint. Escortcelling is palliative, not a cure. But, since females are basically liars at the core, I still doubt of the validation and love they can give, even to Chad.

If you have an adequate job, the expenditure is conceivable if you visit a prostitute two times a month (or more, depends on how much you can spend). You atleast have a good fuck with a good looking woman. A girlfriend or wife costs a lot more. Fuckskills of the gf/wife is most likely not as good, is most probably way uglier + you have to listen to her bitching/bullshit throughout the day.
 
it ain't an option for me from the view of my penis
 
the money for escortcelling should be provided by the goverment. Germoney prefers giving the money to rapefugees instead to their own people who need it. Fuck this country,hopefully i will see it burn in my lifetime.
 
If money ain't a problem, fuck it lmao
brb going to money max into a billionaire so I can buy stacy every night
 
Thankfully, your hand is free.
 
Being an incel literally costs us MILLIONS in our lives while still getting a worse deal. Being chad > all.
 
One issue: chad doesn't get Stacy for free. Dinner dates, clothes, presents etc. Of course nowhere near the Escort rates but still to be taken into consideration. What's a chad without money?
lmao @ believing this. fkn julycels
 

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