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LifeFuel HOLY SHIT my sperm donation was accepted.

MaxZM98

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last thursday I donated some sperm to a sperm bank. apparently 80% of sperm donations are rejected, and with my incel genetics i thought i would have no chance.
But i got an email saying that my sperm quality was very good and they invited me for an interview and another sperm sample. I still have several steps to go through, but the first step is where most people are rejected. the steps are outlined in this post: https://incels.is/threads/made-an-appointment-to-become-a-sperm-donor.82698/#lg=thread-82698&slide=0

Before people start accusing me of being chad, i am ugly af and have shit genetics for looks. however, i am a healthy 20 yr old. when it comes to health, apart from slightly weak lungs, i have good genetics for health.
 

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Congrats on getting to cuck a munch of men.
 
LifeGoals.
Ngl it looks pretty cool.
 
chad, what's your height?
 
nice chad but

aren’t you sad your child might be incel too?
 
If they see how ugly you are at the interview and then reject you and your sperm, it'll be official that there is a eugenicist program going on under our noses, with only top tier males being chosen to procreate.
 
If you are tall and healthy it's pros for you, but if you are ugly they will reject you on the interview..i wish you the best and to earn money from the donation.
 
Congrats on getting the chance to reproduce albeit indirectly
 
Congrats boyo! :feelsokman: Imagine some foid having to raise an incel, the being she despises the most.

But then again since it was accepted, you likely got chad genes :feelsbaton::feelsbaton:
 
Congrats on getting the chance to reproduce albeit indirectly

This thread is one of the first few legit LifeFuel threads I've seen in a while, I don't live in a country with these kinds of facilities, but if I did I would have already tried this, it really is the ultimate loophole, I don't even care about getting paid for it, its a cheat code that allows you to pass on your genes and not even have to spend money to raise the child, in fact some random foid and her cuck husband will do it for you JFL.
 
almost 6ft
so lifefuel for incels looking for money? How can incels have qualitymaxx sperm?
idk man. there are some things you can do to increase sperm count but i didn't do anything. just abstained from fapping for 2-3 days. btw the 'elab' was aimed at @incelkingkong
 
congratulations you managed to cheat on nature and now your genes will be passed
 
This is considered bragging...
 
I could only give my sperm to my oneitis tbh
 
do you fap at the place and fill a cup? what a strange place
 
yeah they took me into a room with a tv/computer with porn sites on it

what did you fap to? how do they treat you after you hand them your semen?
 
what did you fap to? how do they treat you after you hand them your semen?
i fapped to a super hot double blowjob and some hentai (itadaki! seieki).when i handed it in the woman gave me a piece of paper explaining what they would do with my sperm (freeze it and test sperm count) and it said that 80% of donations don't get approved. i am quite lucky.
 
I'm 180cm, do you think they would accept mine? I probably have low T tbh
 
More proof that tallcels are volcels.
 
The incel seed spreads
 
No man.

If anything being tall makes my ugly wretched face stand out more.
Agreed. I'm 190cm gymcel and below the neck it's very impressive and then my face and skull just ruins what could have been such a nice thing

The shocking contrast between my face and body is honestly depressing.
 
How tall are u?
6’0

My school had a lot of shorter people. I was one of the tallest I’d say. My brother is 6’4 though so I don’t stand out at all when I’m around him.
 
NGL, you don't belong here.
 

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