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Story Sperm bank UPDATE

MaxZM98

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So I just got back from the sperm bank. There was a cute asian at the counter who showed me to a small room for me to jerk off. She gave me a small container for me to cum in. I wish I was low inhib enough to ask her to 'help' me do the deed (if u know what I nean)

The room had a sink, a chair and a tv... (lol)

When I finished I gave the container to her, and she said I would get an email confirming whether my sperm has passed. Apparently 80% are rejected and 5% have such a low sperm count they are reffered to a gp. Knowing my genetics ill most likely have a shitty sperm count
 

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I should probably become a sperm donor before making my exit
 
lol how did you even qualify in the first place, sperm banks are some of the best examples of the blackpill irl, most don't even accept anyone under 5'10
 
lol how did you even qualify in the first place, sperm banks are some of the best examples of the blackpill irl, most don't even accept anyone under 5'10
They havent let me qualify yet. Giving the sperm sample was just step one. But yes, it is Pretty blackpiled, only accepting 20% of donations (80/20 rule in action lmao)
 
They havent let me qualify yet. Giving the sperm sample was just step one. But yes, it is Pretty blackpiled, only accepting 20% of donations (80/20 rule in action lmao)
jfl at any deniying the blackpill once you see those stats
 
Why the FUCK would you give your own trash genetics? Why do you want to create more incels?!?!?
 
as if any foid wants an incel's seeds
 
Nofap, now!

But tbh, based spermcel
 
Why the FUCK would you give your own trash genetics? Why do you want to create more incels?!?!?

I also plan to do this one day tbh, its a simple loop hole to pass on your genes and not have to spend a dime, I can just let some cuck family help me carry on my genetic lineage while I live a life of leisure and entertainment, and they will thank me for it JFL.

If possible i'll go to various countries and make donations, maybe even do a little digging and keep tabs on my hell spawns. :feelsokman:
 
I also plan to do this one day tbh, its a simple loop hole to pass on your genes and not have to spend a dime, I can just let some cuck family help me carry on my genetic lineage while I live a life of leisure and entertainment, and they will thank me for it JFL.

If possible i'll go to various countries and make donations, maybe even do a little digging and keep tabs on my hell spawns. :feelsokman:
even if you qualify you still need a foid to pick your sperm out, which if you're using this site gives you a 0% chance
 
I also plan to do this one day tbh, its a simple loop hole to pass on your genes and not have to spend a dime, I can just let some cuck family help me carry on my genetic lineage while I live a life of leisure and entertainment, and they will thank me for it JFL.

If possible i'll go to various countries and make donations, maybe even do a little digging and keep tabs on my hell spawns. :feelsokman:

What if your offspring becomes a degenerate whore? BRB masturbating to porn, watching a white European woman getting fucked by a black guy on BLACKED.com only to find out she is the daughter you made.
 
How much they would pay you ?
What's your stat (height, hairline, etc) ? If you're subhuman they wouldn't let you in r-right ?
 
even if you qualify you still need a foid to pick your sperm out, which if you're using this site gives you a 0% chance

I'm average looking, I meet the minimal height requirements for sperm donation (as I've read - 5'7"). Also clinics tend to look at ones profession and/or how much income they have, in the next few years i'll likely have a good rating in that too. Either way I could just pay some guy to deposit my sperm in his place if I wanted (a man of simliar race obviously).

What if your offspring becomes a degenerate whore? BRB masturbating to porn, watching a white European woman getting fucked by a black guy on BLACKED.com only to find out she is the daughter you made.

1. I'm black, she wouldn't be the daughter I made anyways, I was just part of the raw materials used to produce her.

2. I'd be somewhat disgusted but I wouldn't really care, because I didn't spend any time nurturing her, I didn't spend any money in raising her, its her "actual father" (not biological father = ME) that will feel disgusted and betrayed

I made a video about why being a father is the ultimate cuck, and its because of all the investment you make to get absolutely nothing from said female that happens to be your daughter, you don't even get anything to be proud of, she's destined to just be a fuck toy.



3. TBH if I found out I had a daughter from sperm donation and she became a pornstar, I'd probably seek her out secretly and fuck her for the heck of it, I'm already a hopeless degenerate due to socities norms and influence, might as well go all out :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelsokman::feelsthink:
 
I'm average looking, I meet the minimal height requirements for sperm donation (as I've read - 5'7"). Also clinics tend to look at ones profession and/or how much income they have, in the next few years i'll likely have a good rating in that too. Either way I could just pay some guy to deposit my sperm in his place if I wanted (a man of simliar race obviously).



1. I'm black, she wouldn't be the daughter I made anyways, I was just part of the raw materials used to produce her.

2. I'd be somewhat disgusted but I wouldn't really care, because I didn't spend any time nurturing her, I didn't spend any money in raising her, its her "actual father" (not biological father = ME) that will feel disgusted and betrayed

I made a video about why being a father is the ultimate cuck, and its because of all the investment you make to get absolutely nothing from said female that happens to be your daughter, you don't even get anything to be proud of, she's destined to just be a fuck toy.



3. TBH if I found out I had a daughter from sperm donation and she became a pornstar, I'd probably seek her out secretly and fuck her for the heck of it, I'm already a hopeless degenerate due to socities norms and influence, might as well go all out :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelsokman::feelsthink:

I didn't know you were black, JFL. Always took you for a white male for some reason. You do make some good points, also JFL at wanting to fuck your daughter. Adoption dad getting cucked by real dad.
 
I should try selling my cum.

I wonder if they know what you watch... imagine some degenerate watching furry porn in there and his cum passes.
Why the FUCK would you give your own trash genetics? Why do you want to create more incels?!?!?
It seems like a great revenge tactic
 


3. TBH if I found out I had a daughter from sperm donation and she b:feelsthink:ecame a pornstar, I'd probably seek her out secretly and fuck her for the heck of it, I'm already a hopeless degenerate due to socities norms and influence, might as well go all out :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelsokman:


Nice video bro
 
I should try selling my cum.

I wonder if they know what you watch... imagine some degenerate watching furry porn in there and his cum passes.

It seems like a great revenge tactic
I watched a super hot double blowjob. I
Also watched some hentai. It would funny if keep tabs on what donors watch lmao.
 
I watched a super hot double blowjob. I
Also watched some hentai. It would funny if keep tabs on what donors watch lmao.
JFL at the foid who will get a hentai baby :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
I didn't know you were black, JFL. Always took you for a white male for some reason

Its from the way I speak, I'm one of those guys who gets the "you sound white" BS from black people. People just expect blacks to sound ignorant and unintelligent because tbh that's the normal character you get from most blacks, its part of black culture to be an idiot, which is likely why I never gravitated to any aspect of it.

JFL at wanting to fuck your daughter. Adoption dad getting cucked by real dad.

I'm the INCEL that puts the "INCE" in INCEST :feelsthink::feelsthink::feelsthink::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

Also JFL I never thought of it that way, that guy would be cucked on so many levels

Cucked from raising another man's child
Cucked from having a daughter
Cucked by having said man fuck the daughter you had to use your resources to raise

May god have mercy on his soul.

Nice video bro
Thanks
 
Its from the way I speak, I'm one of those guys who gets the "you sound white" BS from black people. People just expect blacks to sound ignorant and unintelligent because tbh that's the normal character you get from most blacks, its part of black culture to be an idiot, which is likely why I never gravitated to any aspect of it.



I'm the INCEL that puts the "INCE" in INCEST :feelsthink::feelsthink::feelsthink::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

Also JFL I never thought of it that way, that guy would be cucked on so many levels

Cucked from raising another man's child
Cucked from having a daughter
Cucked by having said man fuck the daughter you had to use your resources to raise

May god have mercy on his soul.


Thanks
It's not because you sound "intelligent" or use punctuation. It's about that you don't use inject slang every now and then. It's the fact I've never seen you bring up your race before.

I think it's the epitome of being a cuckold, JFL. It's absolutely hilarious. Either it is actually funny or we have a wicked sense of humor.
ER army, boyo
That makes sense. Create more ugly people so we can have an incel uprising much sooner.
 
I like the idea of this because you are basically telling the vile cunt Mother Nature to fuck off and die.
 
I like the idea of this because you are basically telling the vile cunt Mother Nature to fuck off and die.

I've been talking about this for a good while now, I'm glad an incel actually took the first step into making this happen, like a feasibility test.

You know I just realized what would be better than a mass shooting for incels, simply apply for jobs at sperm banks as "handlers", like working in storage and transportation, and just replace every guy that is of your race with your own sperm sample, its the ultimate fuck you to society that treats you like shit for your genetics, your seed will spread whether they want it to or not. It would be the ultimate revenge in some sense, think about it, mass shooters kill a few normies, society mourns but they all move and go about life as normal soon after, nothing has changed, no real impact has happened, now what happens if a bunch of incels do this shit at sperm banks, over generations you'll start to see a change in population genetics. It would be the ultimate troll.

For whites it will be a lot more difficult, you can only choose to replace males that have your eye and hair colour too, would be obvious as fuck what took place if they signed up for a blue eyed child and its born with brown eyes.

The reason why the guy has to be the same race as you is so that when the child is born the parents don't immediately know they got the wrong donor, so nobody goes and complains which starts an internal investigation. Also by the time the child starts to exhibit the "negatives" of your genetics it'll likely be too late to express "buyers remorse" and the parents will feel to guilty and/or stupid to bother, also they likely would have built up emotional attachments to said child, can't see a hole in this plan at all.

In fact I'm pretty sure some crazy guy is likely doing this already, he may not be an incel though. I don't live in a country with a sperm bank that I know of though so I could not even try this if I wanted to.
 

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