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Blackpill Hollywood hunk Matthew McConaughey's hairline

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If anyone ever tries to bluepill you about the importance of hair, check out these pictures. Left is MM when he was about 30, after being arrested for Marijuana possession (yes that picture is an actual mugshot of him). He looks like absolute shit, and if you caught him hanging around outside a school you'd probably lynch him for being a paedophile.

Picture on the right is from ~2014 oscars where during that time lapse he managed to acquire the hairline of a 16 year old. He is approx 44 years old in the right picture.

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Lets take a rough look at his career trajectory:
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He went through a career bubble starting about 2012/2013

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I'm not saying a hair transplant caused a box office of >$500 million, but what I am saying is that his agent is obviously blackpilled and told him to get a hair transplant and sort his hairline out (more indepth analysis suggests he has actually had at least 2, topping up as it re-norwooded)- because he was typecast as a pretty boy love interest type yet by 1999 is un-castable with his natural hairline (the movies around this time try hard to hide it or its frauded with products / wigs etc). In reign of fire he just straight up plays a bald guy.

The hair transplant(s) returned his looks, and set the stage for his return as an actor. His looks, hairline etc all combined to form a powerful halo effect that resulted in a wild popularity spike that would have been IMPOSSIBLE with his 1999 hairline.

"B-but you silly inkwell you aren't a movie star, this doesn't apply to you!"

Wrong - we may not be competing for movie roles, but we are competing for women, for jobs and promotions, for respect from our peers. All of those things are FAR harder without a lush hairline.
 
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Hair is everything. It can make hideous beasts look cute and adorable.
 
I shave my head bald always. I don't care about this gay shit.
 

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