Found a good cope making farting noises with my tongue and lips whenever I go past a fat roastie on my bike rides, life fuel try it out sometime. I also shout "Stop beta orbitting" when I see groups of guys with one girl.
I can also make fart noises with my mouth, crazy.
If you give it a shot, make sure they can see it's your mouth doing it so they can't rationalize it away as you actually passing gas and not mocking them.
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