Serious High school graduation

[Aspergcel]

Yesterday was graduation day for this year’s high school seniors. They were parading around the city in their cars, celebrating and having the time of their lives. It made me jealous. I wish I could experience that too.

Anyway, I suddenly thought about something. My crush will do the exact same thing next year when she graduates. Maybe I should tackle her then. I’m already planning on tackling her during her prom, but maybe I will do it a second time.

I’m laughing like a villain right now. I want to make sure that whenever she thinks about high school, she will think about me. How I terrorized her and ruined the most important days of her life. This is what happens when you reject me, you slut.

 

[Asgard]

Did you go to prom with the cheerleader?

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

do it boyo

 

[Aspergcel]

Did you go to prom with the cheerleader?

I had no prom date

 

[Ghostface]

I’m laughing like a villain right now.

 

[Luzifer]

incel use tackle!!!

It was a critical hit

 

[MoggedByChad]

Graduation is the biggest fucking waste of money and time. You spend all that money on the suit which you are going to wear for one day which you have to return btw and then you have to get up early as fuck in the morning to go and sit for like an hour in a stadium with a bunch of people you fucking hate and can't wait to never see again just to walk on a fucking stage and shake the principal and superintendent's hand. They don't even give you your actual diploma that day either you have to go and pick it up the following week jfl. Complete waste of time and money so fucking glad I didn't go to mine.

 

[The Wolf]

I had no prom date

he was kidding. I didn't have one either, I'm just like a low-tier football club

 

[Whitefeminineboy]

Before that, you'll probably shit your pants from fear. Your crush probably has even more power than you. These are all just imaginations.

 

[uranium235]

 

[uranium235]

 

[Him]

Maybe I should tackle her then. I’m already planning on tackling her during her prom, but maybe I will do it a second time.

 

[Mortis]

Please do it, and film it.

 

[ULTRAMAN]

fortunately in the shitty third world countries it's not a big deal. but i've heard that in the first world they even have partner dances. how fucked up.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

YMaybe I should tackle her then. I’m already planning on tackling her during her prom, but maybe I will do it a second time.

NFLmaxxing?

Tbh weird choice of action

 

[Aspergcel]

NFLmaxxing?

Tbh weird choice of action

Whats ur reddit username

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Whats ur reddit username

u/bardfinn