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Cope High IQ-poll: Would you rather own a bakery or a barbershop? Also, explain why.

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Would you rather own a bakery or a barbershop?

  • I would rather own a bakery.

    Votes: 21 77.8%
  • I would rather own a barbershop.

    Votes: 6 22.2%

  • Total voters
    27
  • Poll closed .
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My whole life I have visited the same bakery. I trust the people working inside, a nice Cambodian family. If a couple gooks from Cambodia can run a successful bakery, a brocel can as well.

I have always been amazed how simple owning a barbershop is, the boss just has to collect rent. The barber does all the work, the owner just needs to pay the bills.
 
Im good at both, I cut my own hair
 
barbership means you have to touch subhumans
 
I would choose a bakery because it is more prestigious and if the bakery is good, then its products can be named after themselves :feelskek:
 
barbership means you have to touch subhumans
The barber touches the humans. The barbershop owner simply collects a percentage of the income the barber brings in. Let’s say, the barber does $4,000 in business during the month, you tell the barber, “I take 40% of your cuts, you keep the rest.” 40% of $4,000 = $1,6000 a month from just one barber.

Keep in mind most barbershops have at least two barbers inside, if your location is cheap, owning a barbershop is very profitable.
 
The barber touches the humans. The barbershop owner simply collects a percentage of the income the barber brings in. Let’s say, the barber does $4,000 in business during the month, you tell the barber, “I take 40% of your cuts, you keep the rest.” 40% of $4,000 = $1,6000 a month from just one barber.

Keep in mind most barbershops have at least two barbers inside, if your location is cheap, owning a barbershop is very profitable.
if you're starting the business, you still have to touch subhumans initially most smaller barbershops the owner still has to cut hair
 
When I were little I wished to become a pastry chef.
 
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The barber touches the humans. The barbershop owner simply collects a percentage of the income the barber brings in. Let’s say, the barber does $4,000 in business during the month, you tell the barber, “I take 40% of your cuts, you keep the rest.” 40% of $4,000 = $1,6000 a month from just one barber.

Keep in mind most barbershops have at least two barbers inside, if your location is cheap, owning a barbershop is very profitable.
bakery is much more profitable than that
 
Bakery, of course. Making food beats cutting hair.
 
Bakery because my motor skills are terrible
 
My whole life I have visited the same bakery. I trust the people working inside, a nice Cambodian family. If a couple gooks from Cambodia can run a successful bakery, a brocel can as well.

I have always been amazed how simple owning a barbershop is, the boss just has to collect rent. The barber does all the work, the owner just needs to pay the bills.
Barber shop good place to meet people, talk,
 
My whole life I have visited the same bakery. I trust the people working inside, a nice Cambodian family. If a couple gooks from Cambodia can run a successful bakery, a brocel can as well.

I have always been amazed how simple owning a barbershop is, the boss just has to collect rent. The barber does all the work, the owner just needs to pay the bills.
I would just hire workers and no foids come in as barbershop is for men.
 
It’s way easier to launder money or evade taxes with a barbershop. Food for thought.
 
The barber touches the humans. The barbershop owner simply collects a percentage of the income the barber brings in. Let’s say, the barber does $4,000 in business during the month, you tell the barber, “I take 40% of your cuts, you keep the rest.” 40% of $4,000 = $1,6000 a month from just one barber.

Keep in mind most barbershops have at least two barbers inside, if your location is cheap, owning a barbershop is very profitable.
idk what barbers you know that make that much money.
 
idk what barbers you know that make that much money.
I live in Jewfornia, barbers earn at least $25 a head here. If you want a shave, that’s another $10.
 
I live in Jewfornia, barbers earn at least $25 a head here. If you want a shave, that’s another $10.
I can't comment on haircuts for males because I have long hair and pay long hair prices. The local turk will probably do it for 10 bucks, but the price reflects the quality.
 
In Jewfornia you have three choices when it comes to haircuts: 1) Go to a barber college, and have a student cut your hair for $10. 2) Get a cheap haircut for $25. 3) Get a chad haircut at the mall for $40.
 
Fun fact: Ringo Starr's father was a cake maker.
 
barber shop cuz ill just hire people to cut these mfs hair so i dont have to do that
 
Barbershop, because voodoo is cool.

Bread making requires too much investment.

Plus, there's less legal hoops to jump through.
 

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