Hi there! Would you like to sign my petition?

[newguy74]

I want to solve the loneliness epidemic in young men! And that petition is my first step. Please sign it please please please it'll work I promise. I know you don't want to be alone anymore! So SIGN!

This campaign needs you now

Grant us robo girlfriends

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[AutistSupremacist]

No way you freaking pinko!​

 

[newguy74]

No way you freaking pinko!​

SPREAD THE LINK EVERYWHERE

 

[SubhumanGamer]

Fuck off buddy

 

[newguy74]

Fuck off buddy

Sign this petition dammit

 

[Doesitmatter?]

Least obvious and dumb FBI officer

 

[Starfish]

 

[ItsovERfucks]

Least obvious and dumb FBI officer

 

[theautismcel]

FED

 

[newguy74]

Least obvious and dumb FBI officer

God dammit anon stop being paranoid

 

[newguy74]

Dude I just need four more signatures AND ELON MUSK WILL NOTICE

 

[newguy74]

FED

I AM NOT A GLOWIENIGGA SO STOP

 

[newguy74]

Violence please it's our only hope