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LifeFuel here is my gift to you all with my one year catfishing anniversary

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catfishman23

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ive been catfishing for a whole year as i give you guys this special catfish video enjoy.
 
those feet are very fappable / nooo its cause he has a dog..
 
Down after 4 minutes from posting? wtf?
 
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You are going way too easy on them.

The next time you catfish some cunt you should go all Chris Hansen on her.

You: "You came here today to go on a date...with a male model, didn´t you?"

her: "Umm..."

You: "Why don´t you take a seat over there?"

her: "I never messaged anyone..."

You: "That´s not true. I have the transcript right here...."I want you to fuck me so hard, gigachad." "You wrote that, didn´t you?"

her: "I have to go"

Then email her parents and all her facebook friends the chatlog and the nudes she sent you.

Destroy their fucking lives.

They have destroyed ours afterall.
 
It must been the music, let me re-edit brb
 
You are going way too easy on them.

The next time you catfish some cunt you should go all Chris Hansen on her.

You: "You came here today to go on a date...with a male model, didn´t you?"

her: "Umm..."

You: "Why don´t you take a seat over there?"

her: "I never messaged anyone..."

You: "That´s not true. I have the transcript right here...."I want you to fuck me so hard, gigachad." "You wrote that, didn´t you?"

her: "I have to go"

Then email her parents and all her facebook friends the chatlog and the nudes she sent you.

Destroy their fucking lives.

They have destroyed ours afterall.
idk why but i loled hard thinking about this. Make sure to wear a turtleneck when you do this LMAO
 
You are going way too easy on them.

The next time you catfish some cunt you should go all Chris Hansen on her.

You: "You came here today to go on a date...with a male model, didn´t you?"

her: "Umm..."

You: "Why don´t you take a seat over there?"

her: "I never messaged anyone..."

You: "That´s not true. I have the transcript right here...."I want you to fuck me so hard, gigachad." "You wrote that, didn´t you?"

her: "I have to go"

Then email her parents and all her facebook friends the chatlog and the nudes she sent you.

Destroy their fucking lives.

They have destroyed ours afterall.

When they show up for the date, make sure to ask them to pick you up some McDonald's or Mike's Hard Lemonade.
 
yeah it's prolly music, dude dont fucking put 1 minute of music in middle of video. i had to fast forward.
 
Wait, you meet these people IRL after you catfish them?
 
You are going way too easy on them.

The next time you catfish some cunt you should go all Chris Hansen on her.

You: "You came here today to go on a date...with a male model, didn´t you?"

her: "Umm..."

You: "Why don´t you take a seat over there?"

her: "I never messaged anyone..."

You: "That´s not true. I have the transcript right here...."I want you to fuck me so hard, gigachad." "You wrote that, didn´t you?"

her: "I have to go"

Then email her parents and all her facebook friends the chatlog and the nudes she sent you.

Destroy their fucking lives.

They have destroyed ours afterall.

Sweet man! Keep this stuff coming, I feel like living again. No better way to screw with them than in a public place. Heck I'm even thinking about doing the same.
 
What the fuck.
"Noo its cause he has a dog...."
Really some dumb cunt will just go fuck anyone cause they have a dog. Thats the excuse she gave? Instead of admitting to low standards and being easy she has to admit to just having low standards.

Text that whore my email im gonna go get a dog from the pound ill be right back :feelsgah:
 
Catfishman we don’t deserve you
 
Your services to the overlords is appreciated
 
Sweet man! Keep this stuff coming, I feel like living again. No better way to screw with them than in a public place. Heck I'm even thinking about doing the same.

I've done it before, on Asian dating sites
 
I really needed some good life fuel today!!!!
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Maybe show her face in the next vid?
 
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I want to try this too. Catfishcel, can you give a fellow anon some tips?
 
She'd rather fuck Chad's dog over you. Brutal.
 
Catman plz use a more undercover type of camera so we can see the look on these whores faces properly
 
This just proves the dogpill.
 
That last cunt was playibg nawalt or what? Fck off and starve to death already b itch
 
You are going way too easy on them.

The next time you catfish some cunt you should go all Chris Hansen on her.

You: "You came here today to go on a date...with a male model, didn´t you?"

her: "Umm..."

You: "Why don´t you take a seat over there?"

her: "I never messaged anyone..."

You: "That´s not true. I have the transcript right here...."I want you to fuck me so hard, gigachad." "You wrote that, didn´t you?"

her: "I have to go"

Then email her parents and all her facebook friends the chatlog and the nudes she sent you.

Destroy their fucking lives.

They have destroyed ours afterall.

You gotta make the male model a pedophile, a rapist, murderer, etc. in order for there to be any guilt.

Fuck, if a female model told me she wanted me to fuck her I'd be all over that.

http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/sb/hansen/2
 
Tips for @catfishman23
  1. Hang a camera/phone round your neck, this way we'll be able to see her face
  2. Add screenshots of her Tinder profile
  3. Look her up on Google/Facebook, and add screenshots that include her Full name
  4. Upload everything onto YouTube for more views, use her full name in title
 
Tips for @catfishman23
  1. Hang a camera/phone round your neck, this way we'll be able to see her face
  2. Add screenshots of her Tinder profile
  3. Look her up on Google/Facebook, and add screenshots that include her Full name
  4. Upload everything onto YouTube for more views, use her full name in title
i already did youtube and they took my video down, im not going to use her full name. But im getting screen recording glasses.
 
Lmao your the guy trolling those females on youtube.. Lol I recommend you stop that before you get in trouble.. U might get shot by some crazy as girl.
 
Lmao your the guy trolling those females on youtube.. Lol I recommend you stop that before you get in trouble.. U might get shot by some crazy as girl.
i have been doing it for a year and nothing has came up
 
Why do you say "waiting for a male model?" It's awkward. Why not just use the "male model's" name?
 
Lmao your the guy trolling those females on youtube.. Lol I recommend you stop that before you get in trouble.. U might get shot by some crazy as girl.
His death would not be in vain.
 

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