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Here I show what the problem is with escortcelling

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No matter how much you look for it you will never find this type of girl:
5'5-5'8
this hair
anigif_enhanced-buzz-10442-1385410614-23.gif

white and introverted vibes

So why even live if I have to pay for sex with chicks that have 5 tattoos, belly piercing, straightened hair and a bad attempt at going blonde
 
Then don't pay for those chicks, find one that you like and pay for her.
 
Anne Hathaway. Good choice.
 
That's because girls like the one in the gif can only be fucked for free but only by CHAD
 
it does not matter whom you are attracted to, as a subhuman
 
I'd be happy to date (or be in a long term relationship or perhaps marry) nerdy and hipster girls (since they actually had always been my type and had always prefer them over stacies and plain normie gals).

Look if you're paying good cash for an escort, hooker, or prostitue you might as well get the best looking one whilst you're at it. So I understand how some escortcels feel about it.
 
Yeah you can. Money buys everything. Just tell her to dress and act a certain way.
 
Escort girls are just as bad as civs and try to scam you all the time.
 
Escorts are the only shit we can take anyways. Cute quirky girls are for Chad and bbc Tyrone only
 
[img=422x500]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e5/ff/58/e5ff584084f9d489a38bc3a33bf15245.gif[/img]

[img=520x287]http://i.imgur.com/wEBBO.gif[/img]
 
BlackPill47 said:
[img=422x500]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e5/ff/58/e5ff584084f9d489a38bc3a33bf15245.gif[/img]

[img=520x287]http://i.imgur.com/wEBBO.gif[/img]

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tattoo's and piercings are such a turn off for me, but would still fuck obviously.
 
OP put me in mind of this one. She was hot as fuck back in the day :(
 
sharkb8 said:
Then don't pay for those chicks, find one that you like and pay for her.

the type of girl I described are not escorts, at least not in the shit place on earth I live
 
CompleteFailure said:
So why even live if I have to pay for sex with chicks that have 5 tattoos, belly piercing, straightened hair and a bad attempt at going blonde

around here its nasty kardishan wannabe with their pimps name inked on their neck, or atleast a huge tattoo of a crown somewhere on their body

there is a hooker that you are looking for somewhere, just have to dig through loads of crap to find her.
 
Anne Hathaway is a super Stacy
 
BlackPill47 said:
[img=422x500]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e5/ff/58/e5ff584084f9d489a38bc3a33bf15245.gif[/img]
this face she makes when she sees CHAD, if she was you, shed turn back and put the coat on in disgust

WHY US, WHY FUCKING US HAD TO BE BORN SUBHUMAN
 
CompleteFailure said:
the type of girl I described are not escorts, at least not in the shit place on earth I live

Tell them to dress up in any way you like. They're whores, lol, they'll do anything for money.
 
sharkb8 said:
Tell them to dress up in any way you like. They're whores, lol, they'll do anything for money.

jfl they cant go from this
1C8B31B.jpg

to this
5a834209d77e9f504024561c10f51c42--camille-jansen-style-make-art.jpg

Moon.jpg
 
Unless you live in some backwards shithole of a country, i refuse to believe there aren't any plain looking escorts. Or at the very leasts escorts willing to dress up like that.
 
sharkb8 said:
Unless you live in some backwards shithole of a country, i refuse to believe there aren't any plain looking escorts. Or at the very leasts escorts willing to dress up like that.

plain looking skinny white girls are worth gold in south america
 
CompleteFailure said:
plain looking skinny white girls are worth gold in south america

Yeah, you're fucked mate, my condolences.
 
Sparky said:
I really am considering escortcelling but I want my first one to be a virgin if that’s possible

I just don’t want to risk being ridiculed for my lack of any sexual experience.

I really doubt I’ll find a virgin escort but if anyone knows where to look, let me know

...Y-you what??
 
CompleteFailure said:
No matter how much you look for it you will never find this type of girl:
5'5-5'8
this hair
anigif_enhanced-buzz-10442-1385410614-23.gif

white and introverted vibes

So why even live if I have to pay for sex with chicks that have 5 tattoos, belly piercing, straightened hair and a bad attempt at going blonde

poorcel cope
 
Sparky said:
I really am considering escortcelling but I want my first one to be a virgin if that’s possible

I just don’t want to risk being ridiculed for my lack of any sexual experience.

I really doubt I’ll find a virgin escort but if anyone knows where to look, let me know

To get a virgin you will literally have to deal with the ones who are human trafficked. If you are okay with fucking a literal slave, go to Cambodia. There are places there where you could request a virgin.
 
incel_1729 said:
Use a escort review site like theeroticreview.net and then you can search for escorts that don't have any tattoos or body piercings.

For those that are taking the plunge, this advice is gold. Get a reviewed escort for good service, otherwise chances are you won't have a good experience. 

Stay away from Backpage, it's where modern pimped out street hookers reside. Good way to get terrible service or worse.
 
No thanks, I don't want to lose my wizard powers. It has to be a qt girlfriend who's attracted to me (she'll have to be blind and insane most likely) or no sex ever.
 
I'm probably the most seasoned escortcel here. I can't say I've ever been with an exact dead ringer for the very sexy Anne Hathaway but cute brunettes in that range are pretty much what I gravitate towards. Been with some nice blondes too and a red head or two. Some introverted. Most girls who do it seem on the extroverted side. Most have a talent for reading people. They give the client what he wants for the time you pay for. It's their job.

Escorts are treatment, but by no means the cure.
 

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